FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are
you going to teach these young boys when they visit your
base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,
isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become
violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended
Good one.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I can see her trick got turned...
Smells like a fabricated story to me!
[ 12-23-2002: Message edited by: Razor ]
It reappeared in 1998-9 about "Lieutenant Reinwald" of the United States Army, and then again recently about General Reinwald of the United States Marine Corps.
Edit: Drysart beat me to it. [ 12-23-2002: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]
quote:
Razor had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I remember hearing that NPR radio interview. Yes I listen to NPR on the long drive home.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to call shenanigans on you on that. Both NPR and the military deny any knowledge of said interview.
quote:
Nobody really understood why Drysart wrote:
I'm afraid I'm going to have to call shenanigans on you on that. Both NPR and the military deny any knowledge of said interview.
please see edit...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out.
She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.
"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
