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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 02:42:04 AM
Line up here and I will tell you your Spirit Animal. Your connection to the wild. What animal you would be if reincarnated.

Come closer, and take a spiritual journey.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-20-2002 02:42:39 AM
Verily.
nem-x
posted 12-20-2002 02:43:59 AM
A spiritual journey, like ecstasy?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 02:44:02 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Baron Von Mortay:
Verily.

Though he delights in making and occasionally joining in mischief, he rarely sees it through. Flighty, yet mishcievious, Mortious is a raccoon.

Few can grasp the depth of his words, yet they are wise in tone and meaning. Meaningful, yet misunderstood, nem-x is a barn owl.

[ 12-20-2002: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-20-2002 02:44:07 AM
Ooo. What's mine?
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-20-2002 02:45:17 AM
Racoon, eh?

Mortious grins, waggling his eyebrows at a certain someone.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-20-2002 02:46:17 AM
They should remake FoTR so its more like TTT.
Veni, vidi, vici
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-20-2002 02:47:35 AM
What?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 02:48:19 AM
Rare and elusive, many rejoice in her coming, but she rarely comes around. Ocy is a swallow.

Slow, stupid, ugly and something nobody really needs, Fennar is a manatee.

Quiet and soft-spoken, the veritable sheister of the animal kingdom, Trent is a field mouse.

[ 12-20-2002: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-20-2002 02:49:34 AM
*puts Parcelan upon her head and dances about*
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-20-2002 02:49:48 AM
*bonks Mort on the head with a popcicle stick before wandering off.*
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-20-2002 02:50:27 AM
Hi.
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 02:51:58 AM
Gleeful and full of cheer, yet shunning of conflict, Peachis is a deer.

Hysterical, chaotic and malleable, Azymyth is a cuckoo.

Quick to follow others and submit to their attacks, but enduring nonetheless, Kegwen is a retarded tortoise.

nem-x
posted 12-20-2002 02:52:30 AM
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-20-2002 02:53:54 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan had this to say about pies:

Quick to follow others and submit to their attacks, but enduring nonetheless, Kegwen is a retarded tortoise.

The idiocy flows from you tonight like waterfall, no?

edit: tag.

[ 12-20-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen. ]

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-20-2002 02:54:20 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Gleeful and full of cheer, yet shunning of conflict, Peachis is a deer.

*stares into oncoming headlights*

As long as I get to have a cute bushy tail with a little white streak on it, I'm ok with this.

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 12-20-2002 02:54:38 AM
*steps up to the reincarnate classifier*
Feed my hungry soul.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 02:56:15 AM
quote:
Kegwen. thought about the meaning of life:
The idiocy flows from you tonight like waterfall, no?

edit: tag.


Quick to puff up and try to look menacing, but with little to follow through, Kegwen is also a retarded bullfrog.

Hidden, lurking and not too well known, but always hungry for bugs, Ragabash is a chameleon.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-20-2002 02:56:16 AM
This should be fun.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
LeMiere
posted 12-20-2002 02:56:18 AM
Hmm.. Parcelan is playing Shaman. Interesting.
Skaw
posted 12-20-2002 02:59:58 AM
onos
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 03:01:25 AM
Friendly and cheerful, even in the face of obvious distaste, but none too quick, Death of Rats is a puppy.

Strutting, confident, and hideously obnoxious, LeMiere is a male peacock.

Quick-witted, always ready, but with little drive, Skaw is a gerbil.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-20-2002 03:03:27 AM
Boredom. Wee.

[ 12-20-2002: Message edited by: Chibi Rhia ]

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-20-2002 03:03:30 AM
Deth is a panda bear!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 03:04:42 AM
Always there, with a curious outlook on life, Rhiannah is Azymyth.

Quick to charge without thinking of consequences, Lyinar is a rhinoceros.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-20-2002 03:08:09 AM
Eh, why not.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-20-2002 03:09:27 AM
quote:
This one time, at Don Parcelan camp:
[QB]Always there, with a curious outlook on life, Rhiannah is Azymyth.[QB]

*whaps Parce upside the head with a paper towel.*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-20-2002 03:15:01 AM
ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Taylen
Pancake
posted 12-20-2002 03:15:49 AM
Okay I'm curious. What do you have for me Parce?
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 03:17:55 AM
Slow, heavy, always out to pasture, but with a few wise words to part, JooJooFlop is a cow.

Agonizingly woeful between times of extreme peppiness, Khyron is a hyena.

Like all obscure things, Taylen falls under 'pangolin'.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-20-2002 03:20:03 AM
quote:
Don Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Agonizingly woeful between times of extreme peppiness, Khyron is a hyena.

I OBJECT!

Hyena's are ugly.

Can I be something else?

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-20-2002 03:20:31 AM
0_o
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-20-2002 03:28:55 AM
Moo
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-20-2002 03:37:23 AM
I fear, but I am eager.

Lay it on me, witchdoc.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-20-2002 03:47:58 AM
hooka me up.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-20-2002 03:49:51 AM
Okay, I'll bite.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-20-2002 03:57:17 AM
Curiouser, and curiouser...
Ryuujin
posted 12-20-2002 04:03:33 AM
Isn't this the part where you kiss our hands and sprinkle Lye on them so we can go to be with our spirit animal?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-20-2002 04:13:19 AM
Eager to make a commotion until the larger, more formidable predators appear, and then make a hasty exit, Nicole is a rooster.

Jovial, friendly and not usually aggressive, Zephyer and Aurywoof both are parakeets.

Oftentimes being prone to strong emotions and a firm path until forcibly snapped out of them, Aanile is a camel.

Slightly sarcastic, a budding flame warrior, Ryuujin is a shark pup.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-20-2002 04:15:18 AM
I waited a half hour just to get the brush off? PAH!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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