Wish I understood them, so I could possibly get a date.
Darn geekiness. Highschool is saddening... [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: Lenny ]
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How.... Suddar.... uughhhhhh:
You realize the only thing stopping you is you?
Yep. Too bad I don't know how to succeed. I'm so clueless. :P
And I'm always so nervous talking in person. I can't help it. :-(
sighs...
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Suddar stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Stop thinking of them as conquests. Have you tried to be a friend? I mean, sometimes deeper relationships start as friendships...at least in my experience.
Some guys have good luck with this, some don't.
I'm in the Don't catagory. 
Or you could go the ultra-shy route. My brother is like the shyest person in the world and for some reason he's like the pimp of his high-school. Everywhere he goes he's got like a ho-train following him.
Ultimately, the problem is within. I mean, if girls can like me, they'll definately be able to like you.
I angsted. Sorry.
Thank you.
Let this thread die. It is an embearassment caused by waking up feeling crappy. [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: Lenny ]
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Tron:
Some guys have good luck with this, some don't.I'm in the Don't catagory.
.. What about me? 
*sniffles, and meeps.*
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Gikkwiny had this to say about pies:
.. What about me?*sniffles, and meeps.*
The don'ts can still sometimes get lucky. [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: Taeldian ]
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Everyone wondered WTF when Lenny wrote:
Let this thread die. It is an embearassment caused by waking up feeling crappy.
Or keep it alive until you get a GF... *snicker*
JK.
1.) They are the lifegivers, the caretakers, and the ones we love without question.
2.) No man will ever understand a woman. Ever. Doesn't matter what you do, or how long you've known her.. she will mistify you at some turn or another.
And finally, though I've found this to be less and less true recently: "Ah women. They make the highs higher, and the lows more frequent."
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Don Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Goddamn, you guys are whiny. Go to a strip club or somethin' :\
I would, but the fucking soccer moms around here closed them all.
And I don't have enough ones.. They wont dance if all you have are quarters to shove in the Gstring.
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Delphi Aegis stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I would, but the fucking soccer moms around here closed them all.And I don't have enough ones.. They wont dance if all you have are quarters to shove in the Gstring.
Can't shove it anywhere, I'm afraid. You so much as think about touching them, and you get your neck busted.
And that's why you get pals to hang out with!
There is a Hooters, but it's like, an hour drive away. :/
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This one time, at Don Parcelan camp:
Goddamn, you guys are whiny. Go to a strip club or somethin' :\
Why? Paying to get teased? No thanks, go get a hooker instead, at least you'll get your money worth =P
can't live with 'em, can't throw 'em down a well and drown 'em.
BIG PHATTY HUMOR DISCLAIMER
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Verily, Reynar doth proclaim:
Why? Paying to get teased? No thanks, go get a hooker instead, at least you'll get your money worth =P
Well, if you pay 200 dollars every night at the strip club, yeah, you're getting ripped.
I only spent 60 odd bucks when I went, and I say I enjoy it.
And if you pay that much for a hooker, you'd be better going to see the strippers than Granny Toothless who's gummin' your peepee so she can buy a box of crackers.
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Don Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
Well, if you pay 200 dollars every night at the strip club, yeah, you're getting ripped.I only spent 60 odd bucks when I went, and I say I enjoy it.
And if you pay that much for a hooker, you'd be better going to see the strippers than Granny Toothless who's gummin' your peepee so she can buy a box of crackers.
ROFL!
Priceless!
ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl
Woman who marry for wealth find jewels poor bedmate.
No wait, I don't. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I feel for the Lenny, I was once almost in his shoes. I would offer my help, but I am not sure exactly how to help.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Vorbo Goatboy said:
I know how you feel, Lenny.No wait, I don't. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I feel for the Lenny, I was once almost in his shoes. I would offer my help, but I am not sure exactly how to help.
Since my wishes aren't followed...
TEll me how to not be so dang nervous. It's like when I'm near a woman I just kinda lose it and I can't be myself. It's pretty much why I feel so bad, heh. It's not that I don't believe that I can get a girlfriend (or at least get some good friends that are female :P), but, I just kinda blow it when the chips are down because I'm just so nervous.
That's why it bugs me so much...I know I'm a great guy like most other guys, but I have a really, really, bad time showing that.
Help!
Often times, when I'm speaking to a young female customer, I unconciously tailor my remarks to the laymen side.. and I really shouldnt.
Treat them like every other person, and you should do fine.
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Lenny Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Since my wishes aren't followed...TEll me how to not be so dang nervous. It's like when I'm near a woman I just kinda lose it and I can't be myself. It's pretty much why I feel so bad, heh. It's not that I don't believe that I can get a girlfriend (or at least get some good friends that are female :P), but, I just kinda blow it when the chips are down because I'm just so nervous.
That's why it bugs me so much...I know I'm a great guy like most other guys, but I have a really, really, bad time showing that.
Help!
Fuck - I had typed out a reply but I lost it. I shall track you down later in IRC.
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From the book of Lenny, chapter 3, verse 16:
Since my wishes aren't followed...TEll me how to not be so dang nervous. It's like when I'm near a woman I just kinda lose it and I can't be myself. It's pretty much why I feel so bad, heh. It's not that I don't believe that I can get a girlfriend (or at least get some good friends that are female :P), but, I just kinda blow it when the chips are down because I'm just so nervous.
That's why it bugs me so much...I know I'm a great guy like most other guys, but I have a really, really, bad time showing that.
Help!
Valium! 
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Check out the big brain on Suddar!
Stop thinking of them as conquests. Have you tried to be a friend? I mean, sometimes deeper relationships start as friendships...at least in my experience.
Worked for me twice. Ask around to find out what a particular girl likes and what not and bring it up.
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Lenny had this to say about pies:
Since my wishes aren't followed...TEll me how to not be so dang nervous. It's like when I'm near a woman I just kinda lose it and I can't be myself. It's pretty much why I feel so bad, heh. It's not that I don't believe that I can get a girlfriend (or at least get some good friends that are female :P), but, I just kinda blow it when the chips are down because I'm just so nervous.
That's why it bugs me so much...I know I'm a great guy like most other guys, but I have a really, really, bad time showing that.
Help!
Sounds to me like youre afraid of rejection. Gonna tell you, rejection is just part of the game (and yes, it is a game). Even with the new equality of the sexes, men are still expected to take all the risk; so you need to get used to just saying "screw it" and try.
What my friends & I used to do was each put down $20 into a pot before we went out at night; and whoever got rejected the most times that night, won the pot.
What'd that do? It got us experience & confidence in talking with women; which just sounds like something you need. It'll come with time, but will come quicker with practice.
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Reynar wrote this stupid crap:
Sounds to me like youre afraid of rejection. Gonna tell you, rejection is just part of the game (and yes, it is a game). Even with the new equality of the sexes, men are still expected to take all the risk; so you need to get used to just saying "screw it" and try.What my friends & I used to do was each put down $20 into a pot before we went out at night; and whoever got rejected the most times that night, won the pot.
What'd that do? It got us experience & confidence in talking with women; which just sounds like something you need. It'll come with time, but will come quicker with practice.
Words of definite wisdom, but I'd also like to throw in the fact that it seems like you, Lenny, are being very dependant on others to solve this dating problem of his, but honestly, the only person who can solve the problem? You. We can give you advice on what worked for us, but it's only advice. You'll try it, be rejected, and draw yourself further into your shell. Even if it did work, if it didn't last, you'd do the same.
What I think you need, Len, is to look within and really find out what the problem is. Saying you're shy or nervous isn't enough, because things like that have a lot of different roots and triggers, and thus it still can't help us help you. If you know what the real problem is, the real root of the problem, maybe we can help. I'm sure we'd all be glad to. But before we can, we need to know what it is we're trying to solve.
Good luck, Lenny.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Random Insanity Generator got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I'm in the Don't catagory.
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Alleria Qui'farush thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
[QUOTE]Random Insanity Generator got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
[qb]I'm in the Don't catagory.
Waaaay back on the 22nd of March, I was kind of drunk (not noticeable, but enough to affect me ) and while waiting for two male friends and one female I had had the hugest crush on for months, I sat down at the computer and cried for help in the good channel of #rpcrest, for I had the same problem as you did!
And lo and behold, Liam convinces me to go ask her out with fine words like, "Go fucking ask her out, dumbass". So I did. And well, the rest is history
The solution is therefore to get drunk and have Liam persuade you and success shall be guaranteed. I owe it all to Liam!
I've talked to you so many times about it that I honestly have no idea what advice to give you. :\
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Don Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Can't shove it anywhere, I'm afraid. You so much as think about touching them, and you get your neck busted.And that's why you get pals to hang out with!
That reminds me of a lawsuit a few years back when a stripper sued a customer for sexual harassment. She claimed he made "lewd, sexual come ons."
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»Giantt« wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The solution is therefore to get drunk and have Liam persuade you and success shall be guaranteed. I owe it all to Liam!
I concur, booze is the way. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Oh, and you don't wanna fuck with strippers. Unless they actively start a conversation with you, all you get to do is pay, say "yes", and let them rub their breasts on your face.
Otherwise, Bruno the Bouncer breaks your neck and throws you out and you get sued!
Don't fuck with strippers! And if she asks you to, wear a condom!
