I wrote that I'd throw myself down a flight of stairs for being such an idiot.
So, anyway, the question is: Do you think I'm going to spend 4th hour in the counselor's office on Monday? I'm really not sure how the teacher is going to react to my answer so I wanted to get like a second opinion or four... or maybe like, a few giggles or something... whatever works.
ALSO... Red and I are re-united:
Anyone who'd fall for such a pathetically obvious scam should indeed throw themselves down a flight of stairs.
They're probably the same retards who foreward 50,000 "Microsoft-is-tracking-this-e-mail-and-will-pay-you-six-million-dollars-to-foreward-it!!" emails.
I wrote that I didn't make a written agreement with the guy, I should have tested it before I moved to Alaska, and I obviously did not throw myself down a long enough flight of stairs.
Still think I'm okay? I'm trying to make sure. Like double-checking and all that shit.
None of the things I've done have landed me in the guidance office, so far. If these do, I would say your teachers are being oversensitive and are out of touch.
If undead self-portraits are trouble, I should've been there many times over.
Freshman year, I had to do a report on the minor cults of ancient Greece. I took a fuzzy slipper, decorated it like a sheep, and filled it with red, pink, and white balloons. Then I brought it into class and cheerfully removed the "organs" and cheerfully yanked them out and threw them at my note-taking classmates to illustrate the sacrificial tendencies.
Also, last year, Vise, Waisz and I were part of a "brain trust" group in history. We were supposed to solve the problem of social security-style programs during the Great Depression. Notable suggestions:
- Burn the elderly!
- Soylent green. Sell the meat to other countries.
- Really short-term slaves.
- Wars improve the economy. Therefore, start a war and place the elderly in the front lines.
- Herd them into Florida. Treat it as an old person reserve.
The teacher said we were not the warm-hearted group you would want to have run a daycare center. [ 12-06-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]
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If these do, I would say your teachers are being oversensitive and are out of touch.
My teacher has been teaching at my school since, like, practically before my mother was born. =\
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My teacher has been teaching at my school since, like, practically before my mother was born. =\
Well, the teacher who let me sacrifice the slipper sheep was head of the history department... he'd been there at least 30 to 35 years, but he had a sense of humor.
It's not so much age as outlook. I don't see how you could teach that long without learning to laugh or snapping completely, though.
I got a 90.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Did your teacher get your certificate out of a Cracker Jack box or something?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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This one time, at Lyinar Ka`Bael camp:Did your teacher get your certificate out of a Cracker Jack box or something?
My teacher last year (before I got kicked out of her class for making her cry when I used words she didn't understand (I feel horrible about it now )) had a diploma from WSU that was on her wall with tape, and it had a fish on it. A Fish.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Yesterday, Texas issued a standardized practice test, TAKS, (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills or some such) and it had an essay portion.
The page that had the topic of the essay was blank other than "Write an essay on prejudice" and random things to remember while writing essays.
Seeing this oppurtunity to once again be the facetious person I so enjoy being, I wrote a paper on the prejudice that faces vicious space aliens daily.
I can't wait for my grade, or for when I get called into the office.
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A sleep deprived Lyinar Ka`Bael stammered:
Why the hell would you complain to the Post Office? THe smart thing would be to check into the company with the Better Business Bureau, *then* look into fault in shipping.Did your teacher get your certificate out of a Cracker Jack box or something?
She sent the payment in over USPS for a service that was never rendered. Thios constitutes Mail fraud and is a Federal offense. big fines and Jail time even for something as small as 15 bucks. The BBB basicly sends them a letter that says "Bad company, go to your room without dinner"
