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Comrade Snoota
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Da, Tovarisch!
posted 12-05-2002 03:32:28 PM
In recent history the WWE has had segments of lesbians making out in the ring.

They've had a gay marriage storyline that ended in a "ceremony" in the ring.

They've had a segment involving having sex with a dead body.

But they give a beer drinking Texan a column on the website for a month and they have to add a disclaimer to it. =\

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Pancake
posted 12-05-2002 03:42:30 PM
Fuck yeah... all us Texans are crude SoBs. We don't know what politically correct is and when we get a few beers in us we don't give a shit about anything.

I need more beer.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Comrade Snoota
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Da, Tovarisch!
posted 12-05-2002 03:47:51 PM
He called Reverend Jesse Jackson an ambulance chaser. It made me laugh.

teehee!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Pancake
posted 12-05-2002 04:30:35 PM
Wow.... he has a higher opinion of Jackson that I do...

He must be one of them liberals or somethin like that... *grumble* damned liberal bastards always tryin to take muh guns....

*insert something about humor and sarcasm here*

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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adenine!
Closet Republican
posted 12-05-2002 08:05:05 PM
Ever since they succumbed to the tree-loving hippies in the WWF, it's been all downhill for the WWE. Anyone have the address of that site comparing the WWF and the ex-WWF?
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