One day our lovely Rosaline was walking casually down the path in the forest when she stumbled on a house! Being the curious little gnome that she is, she went to see who was in there!
She knocked and knocked and knocked and no one answered the door. She decided to see if anything was wrong. She slowly opened the door and peeked in and said,
"Hello? Is anyone in here? Hello?" But no one answered back.
Rosaline traveled in abit further into the house. She came upon room that was filled with video games from Gamecube to Xbox to Playstation 2!
"Oh my! How wonderful!", she said to herself. She gazed upon the wonderous pile of games and searched through each individual one.
"Whew, all this excitment has got me sooooo tired. I think I'll lay down abit and take a nap."
She looked around the house some more and found a room with a Gamecube, an Xbox, and a Playstation 2 in it. Our little gnome went to fall asleep on the gamecube, but it was far too uncomfortable. It was too small. So she went to go lay down on the Xbox, but she couldn't find the right 'spot' to be able to fall asleep on. It was just too big. Finally, she went to fall asleep on the Playstation 2, and instantly she was asleep. It was just right.
Rosaline dreamed up Metal Gear Solid 2, Devil May Cry 2, Final Fantasy X and all the other wonderous games on the Playstation 2. She was so happy without a care in the world like a newborn baby asleep in his mothers arms.
Rosaline woke up on her back. She opened her eyes slowly and found 3 bears standing over her. She screamed as loud as she could but the bears viciously and painfully mauled her to death and ate her.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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nem-x obviously shouldn't have said:
When I think of gnomes, I think of pointy red dunce cap David the Gnome, and when I think of pointy red dunce cap David the Gnome, I think of how retarded Delidgamond is. oho~
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Judge Gydyon had this to say about pies:
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD . Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Pwned.
