He's also damn good for quotable meterial. Some of my favorites:
(in response to the threat of termination)
"Fire me? Hah, you can't fire me. That'd be like firing Santa Claus. Who's going to drive the sleigh? Who's going to drive the sleigh?? YOU? You're an ELF man. You're never going to get rid of me - 'cause there's only one santa claus."
(in response to the events that resulted in my rejection from the IT department)
*calls up IT department*
"Hey guys, my computer is seriously fucked up down here. I need some help - oh, you know what, nevermind, I'll just pull Bill off the phones." *click*
repeat several times a week. And he does it, too. Every time there's a problem he thinks I can handle, he'll pull me off the phones and let me fix it rather than piss around with the largely incompetent managers-kids who work in IT. I don't get paid anymore, but I don't care, I prefer fixing things to taking calls anyway 
And now advice on picking up girls:
"Want to improve your social life? Get a wedding ring. The girls will fall all over you then. I know it fucking worked for me."
I'll post more when I think of them 
quote:
Maradon XP Model 2000 was programmed to say:
"Want to improve your social life? Get a wedding ring. The girls will fall all over you then. I know it fucking worked for me."
You know, I bet that really does work.
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You know, I bet that really does work.
It does.
So don't get married unless you have plenty of willpower, 'cause it'll be tested. Repeatedly.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
Maradon XP got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*buys a plain gold ring...*
quote:
Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
It does.So don't get married unless you have plenty of willpower, 'cause it'll be tested. Repeatedly.
You old hound dog you.
(TEEHEE! GET IT? <GIGGLEZ> )
