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Topic: Help I've Been Forced To Join A Cult
Baby Hayes
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 04:18:34 PM
I've been forced to be signed in to this place. This is all my friend's fault. It's all against my will.

I firmly believe this place is an evil cult. And I refuse to take part in the inevitable mass suicide. You're all on your own on that one.

Suddar
posted 11-27-2002 04:20:20 PM
Red Mage and co. or Nicole?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-27-2002 04:22:28 PM
quote:
Baby Hayes enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I've been forced to be signed in to this place. This is all my friend's fault. It's all against my will.

I firmly believe this place is an evil cult. And I refuse to take part in the inevitable mass suicide. You're all on your own on that one.



But what about the nekkid olive oil rubdown that precedes it?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Baby Hayes
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 04:22:58 PM
You may be into that sort of thing... but I personally dont want my dead body violated by some starnger

[ 11-27-2002: Message edited by: Baby Hayes ]

Suddar
posted 11-27-2002 04:23:25 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
But what about the nekkid olive oil rubdown that precedes it?

Dude, I never agreed to that!

Goma
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 04:24:29 PM
Hello and good day to you, sir/ma'am!
Maradon!
posted 11-27-2002 04:25:18 PM
WTF! No! DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP!!

[ 11-27-2002: Message edited by: Baby Hayes ]

[ 11-27-2002: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-27-2002 04:25:39 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about pies:
Dude, I never agreed to that!

You didn't get the memo?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 04:26:03 PM
quote:
Suddar enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Red Mage and co. or Nicole?

HAHAHA.. she hates RM..

I forcecd her on here at gun point

*holds nonexsistant gun to Babys head* You know you want to join

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Suddar
posted 11-27-2002 04:27:55 PM
Is this the fabled ex-girlfriend?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-27-2002 04:28:17 PM
quote:
Baby Hayes had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You may be into that sort of thing... but I personally dont want my dead body violated by some starnger

You're right!

Maybe it would make sense to have the violations before the suicides, just as a test to see if it's more fun that way?

So.

Mark your calendar: the violations are added immediately following the nekkid olive oil rubdowns, but prior to the mass suicide. Now all we need to do is figure when the saucer leaves for Planet X.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Suddar
posted 11-27-2002 04:30:47 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's fortune cookie read:
Mark your calendar: the violations are added immediately following the nekkid olive oil rubdowns, but prior to the mass suicide. Now all we need to do is figure when the saucer leaves for Planet X.

Stop changing the contract! I want my lawyer!

Baby Hayes
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 04:37:32 PM
quote:
Suddar wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Is this the fabled ex-girlfriend?

Ew.... Fucking ew... dear god fucking Ew to both things implied there... That I would date him or that I would be her is just disgusting

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-27-2002 04:40:22 PM
quote:
How.... Baby Hayes.... uughhhhhh:
Ew.... Fucking ew... dear god fucking Ew to both things implied there... That I would date him or that I would be her is just disgusting

I like this person already!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-27-2002 04:42:18 PM
Why not just invite the premier of Ontario next, you've gotten everyone else to join. geez
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 11-27-2002 04:45:01 PM
quote:
Praetor Liam stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Why not just invite the premier of Ontario next, you've gotten everyone else to join. geez

It'd be funny if Jean Chreiten joined EC, though.

I'd tell him how to run his country just to hear him say "Don't tell me how to run this country, I've been a politician for longer than you've been born!"

Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 04:47:19 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Praetor Liam said:
Why not just invite the premier of Ontario next, you've gotten everyone else to join. geez

No just four of my best friends

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 11-27-2002 04:47:57 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Captain Planet:
Stop changing the contract! I want my lawyer!

You rang?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-27-2002 04:50:37 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on BlueMage!
No just four of my best friends

Well so far Red Mage has invited one person.

I'm afraid of the possibilies if he invited some of his friends, and then more and more etc etc.

It'd be some huge chain of canucks, coming out of the woodwork.

eep.

Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 04:54:58 PM
quote:
Praetor Liam wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I'm afraid of the possibilies if he invited some of his friends,

Um he has invited all his friends.. lol

sowwie hunny just kidding

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-27-2002 05:01:33 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Robocop:
It'd be funny if Jean Chreiten joined EC, though.

"Okays, so, today, I plane to rootify Kyoto, but, then, thing come up, so I decide to gets more proof on Kyoto, to ratifies it so I can screw Ralph Klein arounds!"

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 11-27-2002 05:03:28 PM
quote:
Baby Hayes had this to say about (_|_):
I've been forced to be signed in to this place. This is all my friend's fault. It's all against my will.

I firmly believe this place is an evil cult. And I refuse to take part in the inevitable mass suicide. You're all on your own on that one.


relax its just mass. All the christians do it!

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-27-2002 05:27:47 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Red Mage and co. or Nicole?

I don't even know her. Hello, person I don't know!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Suddar
posted 11-27-2002 05:28:53 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I don't even know her. Hello, person I don't know!

I was guessing, okay?!

Baby Hayes
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 05:29:03 PM
quote:
Nekralt Avaane had this to say about Tron:
relax its just mass. All the christians do it!

Please, don't even get me started on the christians. Let's just say... not the people i want to emulate

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-27-2002 05:29:39 PM
And don't worry, I have no friends to invite .


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-27-2002 05:30:02 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Baby Hayes said this:
I've been forced to be signed in to this place. This is all my friend's fault. It's all against my will.

Welcome.

One word of advice for you so far, change your EQ character information. What you have for a name is a title, and that's not allowed (unless your character actually has been given a title In Game). EQ titles are rare things, and no level one character has one.

Drysart doesn't allow people to use the character information to give themselves titles. People have done it anyway, and found nasty things done to their account by Drysart. Unflattering things.

Please change it. Thank you.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Baby Hayes
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 05:30:07 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about (_|_):
I don't even know her. Hello, person I don't know!

hello total and complete stranger

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-27-2002 05:30:34 PM
We've never had good luck with RM's associates.

Here's hoping this one will be different.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-27-2002 05:31:12 PM
quote:
Baby Hayes stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
hello total and complete stranger

Hi there.

Want some candy?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-27-2002 05:31:42 PM
I got confused several replies in, but came to this conclusion.

Her sig pic has a certain appeal.

Welcome.

Baby Hayes
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 05:35:35 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Palador ChibiDragon wrote:
Welcome.

One word of advice for you so far, change your EQ character information. What you have for a name is a title, and that's not allowed (unless your character actually has been given a title In Game). EQ titles are rare things, and no level one character has one.

Drysart doesn't allow people to use the character information to give themselves titles. People have done it anyway, and found nasty things done to their account by Drysart. Unflattering things.

Please change it. Thank you.


ok, you know what? I DON'T CARE!!!!! i didn't sign up for the damn thing, my friend signed me up. and i happen to like the title, thank you. and Drysart can do whatever he fucking wants to my goddamn account. i didn't want to be signed up here. i do believe it's a cult, and that most people on here are assholes and morons. and if he wants to do something to my account, i say go right ahead!!!!!!!

Oh shi...
what
posted 11-27-2002 05:38:05 PM
It's a trap!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-27-2002 05:38:30 PM
You really don't want to go there.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 05:38:56 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Welcome.

One word of advice for you so far, change your EQ character information. What you have for a name is a title, and that's not allowed (unless your character actually has been given a title In Game). EQ titles are rare things, and no level one character has one.

Drysart doesn't allow people to use the character information to give themselves titles. People have done it anyway, and found nasty things done to their account by Drysart. Unflattering things.

Please change it. Thank you.



Thanks for the heads up.. its just meant to be a name.. and now that its been pointed out she probably wont change it...

oh dont start BH... nothing said here was meant to make you mad... dont know why you are..

[ 11-27-2002: Message edited by: BlueMage ]

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-27-2002 05:39:59 PM


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Baby Hayes
Pancake
posted 11-27-2002 05:40:24 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
We've never had good luck with RM's associates.

Here's hoping this one will be different.


I am not one of "RM's associates". in case you failed to read it earlier, i can't stand him... and maybe you should learn to read, before you make lump sum decisions about someone, alright? so fuck off

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-27-2002 05:40:56 PM
Wow, ain't she a productive member of society.

I hate this fucking country I live in.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-27-2002 05:41:51 PM
quote:
BlueMage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:

Thanks for the heads up.. its just meant to be a name.. and now that its been pointed out she probably wont change it...

oh dont start BH... nothing said here was meant to make you mad... dont know why you are..


With an attitude like that, she won't need to.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-27-2002 05:41:54 PM
Scorn for authority.

No real respect for anyone here.

Constant references to unwillingness of being here.

If you don't want to be here, why don't you just leave?

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