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Topic: So I said to myself I said "Self, you are one God Damn Good Looking Person&
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-25-2002 03:10:20 AM
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 11-25-2002 03:12:14 AM
...ha...ow...*_*
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-25-2002 03:13:00 AM
You have to admit, he is pretty good at making stuff like this
nem-x
posted 11-25-2002 03:13:05 AM
LeMiere
posted 11-25-2002 03:15:09 AM
Hmm.. and this fits so well with what I was so recently mentioning in IRC.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-25-2002 03:20:23 AM
Why, why do the gods hate me so?

Bleach. Brain. Now.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

nem-x
posted 11-25-2002 03:22:19 AM
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 11-25-2002 03:24:27 AM
quote:
Verily, Nicole doth proclaim:
Why, why do the gods hate me so?

Bleach. Brain. Now.


*whimper*

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-25-2002 03:26:45 AM
ANOTHER BATTLE, I SAY!
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-25-2002 03:28:43 AM
What's that? Put Nem-x's face on that back and Spunky on the front?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-25-2002 03:33:15 AM
quote:
¤Delidgamond¤ had this to say about Pirotess:
What's that? Put Nem-x's face on that back and Spunky on the front?

You're all talk.

LeMiere
posted 11-25-2002 03:49:29 AM
...

*shares in the homoeroticism of the thread*

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 11-25-2002 04:11:37 AM
Oh Jesus!

Why! WHY GOD WHY!

Ozius

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-25-2002 04:24:30 AM
quote:
nem-x's fortune cookie read:

I have no idea who the guy in the glasses is.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 11-25-2002 04:28:17 AM
It's Snoota.

Ozius

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-25-2002 04:28:41 AM
ROFL

Damn... and they let you into the US??

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-25-2002 04:29:47 AM
quote:
Ozimander wrote this stupid crap:
It's Snoota.

Why is nem dumping on Snoota like that?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 11-25-2002 04:31:44 AM
Because Snoota and I have this thing going...
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-25-2002 04:38:14 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Cuba:
Because Snoota and I have this thing going...

Since when? My memory is about as selective as it comes.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
nem-x
posted 11-25-2002 04:44:21 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-25-2002 04:45:58 AM
Oh, no wonder. I haven't even read that thread yet.

I thought my memory was wonking out again.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 11-25-2002 08:14:49 AM
SWEET HEY-ZEUSS!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 11-25-2002 08:15:26 AM
who has the bleach? o_O
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-25-2002 08:39:13 AM
This is NOT what I wanted to see after dragging myself onto the boards with 2 hrs sleep.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 11-25-2002 08:43:55 AM
ROFLMAO!!! I laugh .
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-25-2002 09:15:56 AM
lol
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-25-2002 10:03:13 AM
I choked on my root beer from laughing so hard.

This thread rocks

Skaw
posted 11-25-2002 10:15:07 AM
The only problem I see is the hands are alittle too far apart. But still, excellently done, Delid
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-25-2002 10:49:01 AM
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 11-25-2002 10:56:42 AM
I had no sleep last night and just got back from school having written two essays and done three mock exams.

JEBUS THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SEE

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-25-2002 11:06:38 AM
This is the best thread ever, and I wish to be a part of it.

Right-click, save as.

C&C Music Factory to the rescue!

EDIT: Should work now. Damn case sensitivity.

[ 11-25-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-25-2002 11:11:21 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
This is the best thread ever, and I wish to be a part of it.

Right-click, save as.

C&C Music Factory to the rescue!


Oho, page not available.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 11-25-2002 11:27:53 AM
Damn, this was fucking funny, good thing the teacher didn't notice me rolling around on the floor in the back of the classroom.

Got Xfire? Join me in the crusade to knock WoW from it's lofty #1 most played Xfire game with Solitare!
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-25-2002 11:29:58 AM
Maradon!
posted 11-25-2002 11:40:43 AM
quote:
Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Right-click, save as.

<insert excessive reiterations of "rofl" and "lol" here>

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-25-2002 12:04:17 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by nem-x:
o m f g

X_x

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 11-25-2002 12:36:36 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
This is the best thread ever, and I wish to be a part of it.

Right-click, save as.

C&C Music Factory to the rescue!

EDIT: Should work now. Damn case sensitivity.


LMAO!!! I thought that was justin timberlake that jumped up... don't ask me why...LOL...

nem-x
posted 11-25-2002 12:39:41 PM
quote:
So quoth Karnaj:
This is the best thread ever, and I wish to be a part of it.

Right-click, save as.

C&C Music Factory to the rescue!

EDIT: Should work now. Damn case sensitivity.


Don't ever dance in public. lmfao

Ryuujin
posted 11-25-2002 12:51:44 PM
quote:
LeMiere spewed forth this undeniable truth:
...

*shares in the homoeroticism of the thread*


Is that real?

If so *drool*

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 11-25-2002 12:51:45 PM
Karnaj... You bastard. I just spat my drink out all over my college notes.
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