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Topic: So I have this "Yardstick of bubblegum"...
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 09:28:12 PM
Do I chew it all at once?

It's a big cylinder of bubble gum that's roughly 1/2" in diameter (but it's hollow for 1/4" of that). It's roughly 36in. long.

Do I go for it or take it piece by piece?

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Goma
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 09:30:17 PM
All at once! Take it allllllll in, bitch!

lololo

Suddar
posted 11-22-2002 09:31:40 PM
Unless you plan on stuffing it down your throat, rent a bigger mouth.
Suddar
posted 11-22-2002 09:33:16 PM
quote:
Gomateux had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
All at once! Take it allllllll in, bitch!

lololo


Now my post sounds disgusting.

Damn you.

»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 09:34:58 PM
Eh, it's only roughly 5.3 cubic inches of bubble gum -- dry.

Wet, compacted bubble gum loses a lot of its volume.

[ 11-22-2002: Message edited by: »Waisztarroz« ]

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-22-2002 09:46:19 PM
I find your tale hard to swallow.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 09:49:36 PM
It's still quite a bit of gum, I'm finding out.

I have so much drool I don't know what to do with.

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»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 09:50:40 PM
quote:
Mr Mort was listening to Cher while typing:
I find your tale hard to swallow.

Is that what you tell Katrinity?

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 11-22-2002 09:51:32 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mr Mort:
I find your tale hard to swallow.

FORE!

*Whacks Mort's bucket off with his two by four*

Goma
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 09:52:34 PM
quote:
Mr Mort had this to say about John Romero:
I find your tale hard to swallow.

Good one, Mort, good one =/

»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 09:58:49 PM
Now that I have all the gum in my mouth, the next obvious thing to do is to swallow it.

Yeah, just as expected, the gum lost most of its volume after the sugar left into my drool and got swallowed.

Innuendo, ahoy!

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-22-2002 10:07:42 PM
I like this thread.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 10:08:54 PM
I'm not really sure how to respond to that...
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»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 10:28:52 PM
Yay, I just found it what it's like to have a bubble that reaches past your eyebrows does when it pops.
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Archon
Pancake
posted 11-22-2002 11:05:30 PM
quote:
»Waisztarroz«'s fortune cookie read:
Yay, I just found it what it's like to have a bubble that reaches past your eyebrows does when it pops.

I did that once. I think i decreased my eyebrow thickness by at least one third, if not one half. Hehe, it was great!

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