Finally the girl interrupts me to apparently innitiate a conversation. She had a good ice braker too: "Do you think my boobs are too big?"
I pause to think: "Uh, why are you asking me?"
"I am thinking about having a reduction."
"Why? Whats wrong with them?"
"Well I really don't like having to carry them around with me all the time."
A kid from my table interrupts: "I love your breasts, please don't get rid of them." He was then nailed by a flying sammich.
I go back: "Hey listen I don't think that decision is up to me."
"Well, I thought that, because me and you were kinda friends last year, and cause your a guy and all. I thought maybe you could give me some advice."
"Listen, it really wouldn't matter to me, I do know that some guys prefer a big rack, and some don't. Its all a matter of opion."
"Yeah, but what do you like?"
"Um...I don't care you should keep em though, never know what life may have instore for you."
"But the thing is I really hate carrying them with me all day. Would you?" The tone of her voice at the end of the sentence scared me.
"Um, no I think my back would sore too."
"But don't you like my breasts?"
"Okay....moving on."
"Ohyeah, my friend is going to a party tomorrow, you wanna come?"
"Nahh."
"Sure, I can make it worth your while. I'm pretty good at having fun."
"I really don't wanna know what you are talking about. But I'm really not interested and I already have other plans, so I guess I'll see you later or something." She kinda pouted, then got up and when back to where she came from.
I think I said something wrong at some point.
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Nekralt Avaane stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
"But don't you like my breasts?""Okay....moving on."
"Ohyeah, my friend is going to a party tomorrow, you wanna come?"
"Nahh."
"Sure, I can make it worth your while. I'm pretty good at having fun."
"I really don't wanna know what you are talking about. But I'm really not interested and I already have other plans, so I guess I'll see you later or something." She kinda pouted, then got up and when back to where she came from.
I think I said something wrong at some point.
Several things, and they were all in there.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Excuse me while I find something to kill you with in a slow and painful way while the whole time reminding you of what you missed.
boobs=good
pary=good
Yeah, I got this reaction earlier...especially the killing part
I am sorry guys, I have 0 sex drive. I just isn't something that I really bother to think/care about. I have been this way since about 7th grade and I haven't changed. Its kinda scary cause this is not the first time this has happened to me. I used to have 3 girls on my bus that would bug me about it all the time.
I just thought that maybe I had done the entirely wrong thing. And well apparently from what census says. I did. I'll remember this next weekend.
Damn, you done screwed the pooch! 
I know the girl who was having the party and she and I are relatively friends(we talk a lot during school and she has invited me to her house in the past). So I may kinda show up if I remember her address.
Problem is I don't wanna end up like Demos.
The fact you have zero drive indicates there could be a problem. possibly hormonal, possibly emotional. You may wish to speak to your doctor. Depending on his own views he may tell you that it is good since you won't be active. This is BS. Being active is one thing. Not having a drive at all is an issue.
Or maybe you are just gay and wont' admit it.
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Nekralt Avaane stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Phew...I was worried I was just sitting at a table with guys who wanted too much sex.Yeah, I got this reaction earlier...especially the killing part
I am sorry guys, I have 0 sex drive. I just isn't something that I really bother to think/care about. I have been this way since about 7th grade and I haven't changed. Its kinda scary cause this is not the first time this has happened to me. I used to have 3 girls on my bus that would bug me about it all the time.
I just thought that maybe I had done the entirely wrong thing. And well apparently from what census says. I did. I'll remember this next weekend.
This, partnered with your tendencry to play a busty female in the D&D campaigns, really makes ya wonder.... 
I had similar things happen to me in Jr. High (well, no one asked me if they should have a boob reduction, but you know what I mean) and I turned all but one down cold. I knew they were snobby bitches and I didn't want to have anything to do with them. The one I didn't turn down I chickened out on.. I was a 7th grader and found out she was a 9th grader... I didn't wanna get beat down by the jocks for dancing with her during the end of year dance...
I occasionally wonder what happened to her. Never saw her after that. Oh well.
And don't get a reduction! Unless, y'know you have MAJOR back pain..
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Everyone wondered WTF when Azizza wrote:
On a more serious note.
It is very unusual for someone your age to not have a sex drive.
Despite what the Media and our families try to tell us, sex is natural from about 14 and on. Puberty is there for a reason.The fact you have zero drive indicates there could be a problem. possibly hormonal, possibly emotional. You may wish to speak to your doctor. Depending on his own views he may tell you that it is good since you won't be active. This is BS. Being active is one thing. Not having a drive at all is an issue.
Or maybe you are just gay and wont' admit it.
And what he said.
Now send me her address.
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Lashanna stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
And don't get a reduction!Unless, y'know you have MAJOR back pain..
According to my ex-fiancee, having someone around who's good with their hands will override the reduction decision. 
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Azizza had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
On a more serious note.
It is very unusual for someone your age to not have a sex drive.
Despite what the Media and our families try to tell us, sex is natural from about 14 and on. Puberty is there for a reason.The fact you have zero drive indicates there could be a problem. possibly hormonal, possibly emotional. You may wish to speak to your doctor. Depending on his own views he may tell you that it is good since you won't be active. This is BS. Being active is one thing. Not having a drive at all is an issue.
Or maybe you are just gay and wont' admit it.
Homosexuals suffer no lack in sex drive.
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Nekralt Avaane Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I am sorry guys, I have 0 sex drive.
You can have some of mine.
I mean, god damn I can't stop.
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Kegwen 2.0 wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Homosexuals suffer no lack in sex drive.
As you so love to remind us, you crazy fruit!
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Kegwen 2.0 stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Homosexuals suffer no lack in sex drive.
true but it would explain his trouble with Women 
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A kid from my table interrupts: "I love your breasts, please don't get rid of them." He was then nailed by a flying sammich.
Funniest thing I've read today. Almost Pythonesque.
And geez, Nek, I may be the naive Paladin of Light, but even I could hear her saying "Front or back, your choice, soldier".
I apologize, I shall have to agree that your response may have been ill-worded.
quote:Allow me to elucidate:
Nekralt Avaane obviously shouldn't have said:
I think I said something wrong at some point.
code:Translation: Please look at my boobs.Do you think my boobs are too big?
code:Translation: Please look at my boobs.I am thinking about having a reduction.
code:Translation: Please look at my boobs, dammit.Well I really don't like having to carry them around with me all the time.
code:Translation: PleaseBut the thing is I really hate carrying them with me all day. Would you?
code:...But don't you like my breasts?
Answering the stated question in any way is the wrong answer. You've just got to look at her -
[ 11-15-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]
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This one time, at Kegwen 2.0 camp:
Homosexuals suffer no lack in sex drive.
As you keep reminding us...
And well, there's a good chance they might suffer a lack of sex drive with breasts in their face, and a willing woman sitting next to them...
[ 11-15-2002: Message edited by: Demos ]
She said it wasn't a problem and that she hopes I show, though she got an ex of hers giver her a ride there. another reason I said no to her is cause I am good friends with her ex boy friend and they broke up recently, though I am sure they will get back together
weirdo. [ 11-15-2002: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]
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From the book of MorbId, chapter 3, verse 16:
Don't let the sex drive comments get to you. The world needs more cold, heartless people who aren't governed by hormones.
No.. the world does not need more clones of me.
Although knowing when to let your hormones run wild and when to tell them to STFU is important.
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So sayth my pet ewok: You might as well have been sujected to castration with a rusty broken coat hanger, plus a mouthful of anti-coagulants to keep the blood from clotting.
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ACES! Another post by Humble Parcelan:
You are the biggest dumbfuck I have ever met.
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nem-x got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
"Are my boobs too big?" is probably the sluttiest pick up line ever.
I gotta agree with Nem-X here.
Next time, answer with:
"Nah, big is good. Anything that keeps people from looking at your face can only help."
also...always use a condom...2 if she is kinda scary...
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nem-x attempted to be funny by writing:
"Are my boobs too big?" is probably the sluttiest pick up line ever.
