This excerpt was taken from the HBO series Oz with a few name changes because I couldn't remember the original names.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
ohhh shitty atempt at humor
I'm 15. Never had one.
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From the book of Loyalist Gerard, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm 15. Never had one.
That explains oh so much, on oh so many different levels.
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Loyalist Gerard probably says this to all the girls:
[QUOTE]¤Delidgamond¤ had this to say about Cuba:
[QB]Wet Dreams. They start to happen to boys at the age of 12I'm 15. Never had one.
He got banned for that?
*mental note: never lie about not having wet dreams.*
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Vorbo Goatboy wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I've never had a wet dream in my life - I discovered the joys of a Hand to Penis friendship too early.
A wet dream has little or nothing to do with actually dreaming. You don't need to have a sexual dream to have a wet dream, you don't even need to have a dream. You do not need to have an erection to have a wet dream.
Everybody, without exception, who does not masturbate at least once a day has wet dreams.
All those pious people who shun masturbation because it wastes sperm? Sorry to dissapoint, but your body's been masturbating for you in your sleep, making the point rather moot. [ 11-10-2002: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]
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Maradon XP impressed everyone with:
A wet dream is nothing more than blowing your wad in your sleep. It happens when your endocrine system decides your semen is past it's freshness date and it needs to make a fresh batch.A wet dream has little or nothing to do with actually dreaming. You don't need to have a sexual dream to have a wet dream, you don't even need to have a dream. Everybody, without exception, who does not masturbate at least once a day has wet dreams.
All those pious people who shun masturbation because it wastes sperm? Sorry to dissapoint, but your body's been masturbating for you in your sleep, making the point rather moot.
Then it's not really a wet dream but rather sleep masturbation. 
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How.... »Waisztarroz«.... uughhhhhh:
Then it's not really a wet dream but rather sleep masturbation.
It's technically called Nocturnal Emissions or some shit like that - but often called Wet Dreams because... I don't know.
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Maradon XP Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Sorry to dissapoint, but your body's been masturbating for you in your sleep, making the point rather moot.
...Seriously?
Mayhaps I should start washing my sheets regularily.
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Super Kagrama wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
...Seriously?Mayhaps I should start washing my sheets regularily.
Yup. Without it, the high protien content of semen would cause it to spoil after time, much like milk, which would be most unpleasant.
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Maradon XP had this to say about pies:
A wet dream is nothing more than blowing your wad in your sleep. It happens when your endocrine system decides your semen is past it's freshness date and it needs to make a fresh batch.A wet dream has little or nothing to do with actually dreaming. You don't need to have a sexual dream to have a wet dream, you don't even need to have a dream. You do not need to have an erection to have a wet dream.
Everybody, without exception, who does not masturbate at least once a day has wet dreams.
All those pious people who shun masturbation because it wastes sperm? Sorry to dissapoint, but your body's been masturbating for you in your sleep, making the point rather moot.
...Learn something new everyday.
Even -I- knew that.
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Even -I- knew that.
*I-can't-hear-you-lalalalalalalala*
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Comrade Snoota Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Don't feel TOO special.Even -I- knew that.
^^
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Captain Planet:
One time, I decided to stop wanking and see what would happen, and I managed for two weeks, and I didn't have any wet dreams that I knew of. Maybe I was just less manly during those weeks or something...
You can have a wet dream and have it dry by morning, leaving little physical evidence. You more than likely did, but didn't realize it.
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Maradon XP wrote this stupid crap:
My extensive knowledge of nightime wad-blowage had made me feel special!
whats sad is taht i knew that, and i though it was common knoledge
Relative to other threads, this thread has at least 300% more wang than your threadly recommended dosage. It is now suggested that there must be some sort of offset for this unnatural amount of wang.
(Good god I'm tired.)
Discuss.
(There ya go Soldar, what better to discuss than wang? food)
Now, beef. Beef always was, always has been, and always will BE good. It can be prepared in a multitude of different ways! Beef is far better than chicken pot pie. [ 11-10-2002: Message edited by: Gomateux ]
