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Topic: A quest!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-01-2002 08:30:24 PM
Come my friends, use Google, Yahoo, and AskJeeves to aid you! But I must have the following!

-Pictures of the Jamaican Ambassador in the Red Stripe commercials.

As usual, all pictures of Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst and Elisha Cuthbert are equally appreciated, but the Red Stripe guy is key here.

Winner gets pizza!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-01-2002 08:35:02 PM

I'll have pepperoni and mushrooms, thanks.

[ 11-01-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Evil
Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 08:36:00 PM
I typed "red stripe" into a google image search and got this. Hope it helps!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-01-2002 08:38:25 PM
What is he selling?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-01-2002 08:39:57 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
What is he selling?

RED STRIPE!

It's beer!

Hooray Beer!

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-01-2002 08:45:26 PM
quote:
Zair had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I typed "red stripe" into a google image search and got this. Hope it helps!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TINY TIM!!!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-01-2002 08:51:57 PM
Still waiting on mah pizza.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-01-2002 08:53:36 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Still waiting on mah pizza.

It's coming...you get more if you fulfill the other three requests.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-01-2002 08:55:18 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It's coming...you get more if you fulfill the other three requests.

You turd. Very well. I want that pizza.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-01-2002 09:03:39 PM

Good?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 11-01-2002 09:05:14 PM
Last one's a red X, and the clothes on the second one seem almost as if they've been drawn on.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-01-2002 09:07:51 PM
quote:
Drakkenmaw was listening to Cher while typing:
Last one's a red X, and the clothes on the second one seem almost as if they've been drawn on.

Really? It shows up for me.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-01-2002 09:37:11 PM
I already have the first one, the second one sucks, and the third one is far too clothed.

You get one slice of pizza.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-01-2002 09:39:27 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
I already have the first one

It's a good one, though, so Karnaj should get two slices for having good taste.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-01-2002 09:41:17 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
I already have the first one, the second one sucks, and the third one is far too clothed.

You get one slice of pizza.


Less clothed ones do not exist. I demand reparations.

[ 11-01-2002: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Evil
Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 09:43:35 PM
I should get a slice for effort!

. . . or at least a pepperoni, or something

I'm so hungry

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-01-2002 09:44:30 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Less clothed ones do not exist. I demand reparations.

How do you explain THIS?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-01-2002 10:20:56 PM
Copyrighted material.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 11-02-2002 03:19:53 AM
It has the logo, and this isnt a commerical enterprise
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 11-02-2002 06:03:53 AM
This was the first result for typing in "red stripe" in google
To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 11-02-2002 06:17:04 AM
Portman
Dunst
Don't care if the are real or not, I want my pizza!
To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
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