Well, while they were fiddling with the device, a pretty little Catholic school girl named Samantha showed up! She had short hair, brown eyes, and a really nice rack.
She and Sister Amber hit it off REALLY WELL! So well, in fact, that Sister Monica was shot and is now inside the pearly gates of Heaven, where her wings and halo will be delivered in six to eight weeks.
"Oh my," Sister Amber said, "what a pretty little thing you are!"
"Oh dear," giggled Samantha. "Are you sure this is okay, Sister Amber?!"
Sister Amber said, "Of course!"
What Samantha didn't know was that Sister Amber was REALLY kinky!
"OH DEAR!" yelled Samantha. Sister Amber had torn her bra!
"It's okay," said Sister Amber. But her face began to contort with a mixture of fear and disgust as Samantha's bra slowly began to slip off!
"Oh no!" exclaimed Samantha.
"Why do you have socks in your bra?" asked Sister Amber.
Samantha giggled.
"I don't know if this is right or not, because your boobs are fake," said Amber. "I like my women all natural, you know! How are you going to launch a gigantic, super-star-esque career if you have fake boobies?!"
"I don't see what's so wrong about it," said Samantha, "I mean, just look at Britney Spears!"
"YOU'RE RIGHT!" said Sister Amber. "LET'S GET JIGGY!"
THE END. [ 11-01-2002: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]
o.k.....yah
o_O
It takes a little while to get over the shock of seeing hot boob licking action, but then it's hilarious!
I nominate this thread for a Nobel Peace Prize!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:Maybe by body, but not by soul.
This one time, at hard technology rock camp:
i think samantha was a man.
This thread made me laugh so hard I had to leave the classroom. ^_^
I remember this story from IRC this morning!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Your costume > my costume.
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Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
Is there no school in Oklahoma today?
Parent/Teacher conferences. [ 11-01-2002: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]
good way to start the morning 
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Veruca Salt stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Parent/Teacher conferences.
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Dark_Nemesis had this to say about (_|_):
So which oen are you?
The student benefitting from our school system deciding that at least an entire day is neccessary for Parent/Teacher Conferences.
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Veruca Salt had this to say about pies:
The student benefitting from our school system deciding that at least an entire day is neccessary for Parent/Teacher Conferences.
No which person are you in the pictures.
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Dark_Nemesis's account was hax0red to write:
No which person are you in the pictures.
I'm only in the first and second one.
<--- THIS is Amber.
Nice story you made up to go with them.
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Trent Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Nice story you made up to go with them.
Yeah man I rock like that.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael probably says this to all the girls:
Amber and Kloie as nuns was probably the coolest costume I saw this Halloween
Thank Amber's grandma. ^_^ We luv her~!
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Veruca Salt had this to say about (_|_):
Thank Amber's grandma. ^_^ We luv her~!
Writes that down on her To Do in the next 5-10 years list.
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Verily, Alleria Qui'farush doth proclaim:
I need a plane ticket for Oklahoma...Writes that down on her To Do in the next 5-10 years list.
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The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!
it seemed appropriate.
this song is horrible. [ 11-02-2002: Message edited by: hard technology rock ]
That song pwns.
