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Maradon!
posted 10-31-2002 08:55:02 PM
I will make a restaraunt that serves nothing but nougat and derivatives thereof.

You can get nougat cones, nougat bars, nougat-nuggets, and nougat drinks like the nougat shake, nougat coffee supreme, and a refreshing bottled mineral-nougat.

It will be called The Nougateria.

There will be a nougat soup and nougat salad bar, a nougat buffet and dessert cart. You can order grilled nougat, nougat steaks, fried nougat, frozen nougat, fillet of nougat, baked nougat maryland, nougat fingers with dipping nougat sauce, and baby back nougat on the bone.

What do you think?

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 10-31-2002 08:56:57 PM
Well, at least if someone walks in, they know what they're getting.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-31-2002 08:57:04 PM
I think you've been eating the funny 'shrooms again.
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Steven Steve
posted 10-31-2002 08:57:08 PM
I'd go there
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-31-2002 08:59:59 PM
I think he got to much halloween candy...
Suddar
posted 10-31-2002 09:05:44 PM
i think it has more to do with him being Maradon.
Archon
Pancake
posted 10-31-2002 09:11:17 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Tron:
I think you've been eating the funny 'shroomsnougats again.

Your parents used to tell you about evil people who put razor blades in your halloween stuff. Now they are much much more subtle.... (dum dum dummmm)

[ 10-31-2002: Message edited by: Archon ]

Maradon!
posted 10-31-2002 09:11:18 PM
The subtitle function complimented my thread astoundingly well.

FOR NOUGAT!

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 10-31-2002 10:07:36 PM
I'd go there. I love nougat.
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Razor
posted 10-31-2002 10:09:08 PM
I'd go if ya got sugar free nougat
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Maradon!
posted 10-31-2002 10:11:43 PM
quote:
Razor spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I'd go if ya got sugar free nougat

Ever pour yourself a bowl of equal and eat it all just because you can?

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 10-31-2002 10:13:45 PM
What's equal?
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Razor
posted 10-31-2002 10:16:57 PM
Sugar sustitute. it actually is decent in small quantities, but too much just up's the natural ketone in the blood
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Maradon!
posted 10-31-2002 10:54:09 PM
quote:
Razor said this about your mom:
Sugar sustitute. it actually is decent in small quantities, but too much just up's the natural ketone in the blood

yeah yeah but it's ZERO CALORIES

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-31-2002 11:01:48 PM
quote:
So quoth Maradon XP:
yeah yeah but it's ZERO CALORIES

BUT YOU'LL GET ARTIFICIAL DIABETES.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 10-31-2002 11:08:21 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
BUT YOU'LL GET ARTIFICIAL DIABETES.

Anyways, back to nougat.

You ever notice the more you handle pure nougat, the less nougaty it gets? Nougat is fleeting.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-31-2002 11:09:39 PM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Duck Tales:
Anyways, back to nougat.

You ever notice the more you handle pure nougat, the less nougaty it gets? Nougat is fleeting.


Nougat is the stuff in Three Musketeers bars(amongst others), correct? If so, then I can vouch for this.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-01-2002 12:46:47 PM
What? No butterscotch chicken on the menu? And you call this a restuarant?
Callalron
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KaLourin
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posted 11-01-2002 01:05:56 PM
quote:
Soldar had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Well, at least if someone walks in, they know what they're getting.

Don't be so certain. I witnessed this little exchange at a local Steak and Ale.

guy and girl walk in

girl: Can I see a menu? we've never been here before

guy at podium hands over a menu

guy and girl peruse

girl: Honey.. lets go somewhere else. I don't like steak and thats all I see here.

Girl... what the HELL did you think you'd see on the menu at a STEAK AND ALE!!?

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posted 11-01-2002 02:54:32 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Don't be so certain. I witnessed this little exchange at a local Steak and Ale.

guy and girl walk in

girl: Can I see a menu? we've never been here before

guy at podium hands over a menu

guy and girl peruse

girl: Honey.. lets go somewhere else. I don't like steak and thats all I see here.

Girl... what the HELL did you think you'd see on the menu at a STEAK AND ALE!!?



Damnit, get out of Jersey and find a REAL steakhouse.

Ugh.. Steak and Ale...


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Peter
Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 03:04:12 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Captain Planet:

Damnit, get out of Jersey and find a REAL steakhouse.

Ugh.. Steak and Ale...


I have a question, To they have Lonestar's in Texas, 'Cause they seem like they would be welcome there as an outback in Australia.


And Steak and Ale is a Chain? There is a place in Freehold that is named that.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 11-01-2002 03:06:13 PM
Steak and Ale is definately a chain, dear. They have good chicken and I LOVE their bleu cheese dressing! =)


Oh Fae.. they arent meant to be like yer typical steakhouses *smooches him*

[ 11-01-2002: Message edited by: Synjari ]

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Peter
Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 03:14:40 PM
quote:
Synjari's account was hax0red to write:
Steak and Ale is definately a chain, dear. They have good chicken and I LOVE their bleu cheese dressing! =)


Oh Fae.. they arent meant to be like yer typical steakhouses *smooches him*


Ahh I thought the place in Freehold just changed names, I forget the old name, but it was a piney bar, Woe be those that enter.

I like the Local Bars better, Like Kelly's and Hart's.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 03:20:57 PM
a customer walked in to my store and asked if we sold car parts. I work at a grociery store.0.o
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 11-01-2002 03:38:10 PM
You should have offered to sell him a nice cheese manifold. Maybe some 30 wt cooking oil.
Callalron
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Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 03:41:58 PM
I haven't been to a Steak and Ale in forever...

I usually go to Outback or Saltgrass. Saltgrass has better steak, but Outback has better hours....

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-01-2002 04:16:51 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Death of Rats wrote:
a customer walked in to my store and asked if we sold car parts. I work at a grociery store.0.o

Don't laugh at them too much. The grocery store I worked at years ago did have a few items that could be considered "car parts". Some headlights, wiper blades, and a few oil filters, as I recall.

Just show them to the car care area, and tell them that's all the automotive related stuff you carry.

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Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 05:16:57 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Tron:
Don't laugh at them too much. The grocery store I worked at years ago did have a few items that could be considered "car parts". Some headlights, wiper blades, and a few oil filters, as I recall.

Just show them to the car care area, and tell them that's all the automotive related stuff you carry.


I object to the logic, sensibility, and friendliness inherent in both the suggested advice and the post itself.

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Pancake
posted 11-01-2002 05:20:16 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Star Collective wrote:
I object to the logic, sensibility, and friendliness inherent in both the suggested advice and the post itself.

Maybe that's because you're a dumbass?

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