"Your grandma!"

"DIE IN FIRE!"

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How.... Drakkenmaw.... uughhhhhh:
"May you live in interesting times."

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Agatean Empire2Win!

Comedy is often found in the inappropriate mixing of disparate elements.

Hence the comedic insults of assbadger, cockgoblin, Romanian dick-sniper, and so on.

One of my friends which is pretty funny "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DICK!!!." He usally yells this at passind people or people walkig away from him.

I don't really do much insulting.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My grandma's favorite: "Eat shit and die"

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I honestly have to meet your grandmother if she actually says such statements.

She's quite a feisty lady

"You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!"

"Unlike you, my IQ is higher than the temperature of this room." or conversley,
"So says that man with the room temp IQ."

"Brr-eye-toe."

"I can feel you getting smarter!"

This conversation, very much like you should have been, is now aborted.

Whatever happened to that picture, anyway? The one with the platypus?

[EDIT- Ah, and when insulting those who can understand anything beyond "cocksmoker", calling them a chimp seems to be fairly effective.]

[ 10-26-2002: Message edited by: Ruvyen? ]

"Your mother's first name wouldn't happen to be Rosemary, would it?"

"God you're ugly."

"I.L.M. called, they want your face back."

"Jackass"
and
"I'd slap you, but shit splatters."

"Well well, if it isn't country-Joe Motherfucker, an tha dickcheese posse!"

"Boy, when I get through with you, you'll wish your daddy pulled out early"

"I don't care if you like me, loath me, or masturbate screaming my name"

"Now drive, you unspeakable little turd."

and one from the ole mud:

"Shut yer fuckin yap slut nugget, before I make love to your mouth!"

Burn ! ( short for burn in hell which I first heard in 'Take no Prisoners ' by Megadeth )

"Did your mother have any children that lived ? "

"My nuts, your chin, 8 pm, it's a date !"

[ 10-27-2002: Message edited by: UBT ]