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Azureusu

Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..

posted 10-24-2002 03:48:20 PM

Heres the list. Answer.

1. Car you would most like to have sex in.
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs.
3. Do you fear clowns?
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas?
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake)
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it?
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass.
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene?
10. Mekalekahi?
11. Twinkies, or Zingers?
12. Fold, or Crumple?
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn?
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit?
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains?
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"?
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house?
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom)
20. Would you like some making fuck?

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Il Buono

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.

posted 10-24-2002 03:56:26 PM

quote:
Twitch stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
1. Ford F-150.
2. Ballpark
3. No
4. Pleading 5th Ammendment
5. Had one that once read 'Professional Gamer'
6. Would powerbombs be allowed? God if so.
7. Guns and Ammo
8. Niktu
9. Dunno
10. Wut
11. Twinkies
12. Crumple
13. Cactus. Wtf is Camato?
15. I withhold this piece of information.
16. ...wtf?
17. Signature move.
18. About nine
19. Fifteen-ish
20. Not from you

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

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KaLourin

Illanae's Stooge!

posted 10-24-2002 03:58:09 PM

Dodge Viper
Nathans
No
Synny
Outbound Shipping Supervisor
Lemmie
The big phonebook sized Computer Shopper
*cough* (sounds like Nikto)
Delidgamond
Mekahineyho
Twinkies
Crumple
neither. I'd already be dead from the heat.
14. Morts house?
no recipe at this time
20 yards
call 911, and wish I could see the expression on their faces when the cops bust in.
not enough
too many
BERSERKER!!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj

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Tegadil

Queen of the Smoofs

posted 10-24-2002 03:58:51 PM

quote:
How.... Twitch.... uughhhhhh:
1. Car you would most like to have sex in. Batmobile! Nanananananana unf!
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs. Dont eat em.
3. Do you fear clowns? Yes.
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? Drysart.
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake) Professional Face Eater.
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? God. And if Bruce and God were to fight, God would win, but not by too much.
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? Toyfare.
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. N*coughcoughcough*. There. I said it.
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? No idea.
10. Mekalekahi? Rosh na hana?
11. Twinkies, or Zingers? Zingers.
12. Fold, or Crumple? Airplane.
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? Left, because what is clamato? Like tomacco?
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy. I shoot magic missile at the darkness.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Real vomit.
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains? 13.
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? 911.
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? Too many.
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom) Too few.
20. Would you like some making fuck? Sucky sucky, five dollah.

[ 10-24-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]

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Azureusu

Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..

posted 10-24-2002 04:10:46 PM

Clamato is Tomato juice, blended with Clam Juice. For some reason, it was popular in the 70's, mixed with bourbon.

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 10-24-2002 04:13:20 PM

1. Volkswagon Bus
2. Oscer Meyer Cheesedogs
3. No
4. Whoever doesn't mind a lot of juvinile graffiti painted onto them.
5. Iron Chef
6. God. He's big.
7. The kind that comes with a free boat construction kit.
8. Nic*cough*
9. I dunno, never saw it.
10. Mekahineho
11. Zingers
12. Wrap
13. Left
14. That's not creepy. Now a backrub from your grandpa, THAT'S creepy. Especially if he's been dead for a while.
15. Dinty Moore Beef Stew in a food processer.
16. Lengthwise or heightwise?
17. Call 911
18. Don't know, don't care.
19. Ditto
20. I'd rather have a Berserker shirt like Jay wore in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Ryuujin

MY CABBAGES!

posted 10-24-2002 04:15:37 PM

quote:
Twitch had this to say about Duck Tales:
Heres the list. Answer.
1. Ice Cream Truck
2. Ballpark
3. Only Scary Clowns
4. I also plead the 5th ^-^
5. Super Leezard
6. Dunno
7. Popular Science
8. Who?
9. Dunno
10. Mekahineyho?
11. Twinkies
12. Fold
13. Clamato
14. Whimpers
15. Real vomit in a Fake Vomit container.
16. No car.
17. 911
18. 15, maybe
19. 19
20. Are you clean?

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Faelynn LeAndris

Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws

posted 10-24-2002 04:22:59 PM

1)Jeep
2)Ballpark
3)No
4)I can't respectably answer that. She knows who she is though.
5)Network Admin
6)Lemmy, just cause.
7)Crutchfields
8)Nictu
9)No clue.. Too long ago...
10)Wut?
11)Zinger's man! Cream filling AND Frosting!
12)Wut?
13)Clamato
14)I chose to go over and piss on the light socket.
15)Cant do the fake kind, a nice full bottle of Boones Strawberry Hill will take care of the real stuff though...
16)4?
17)911
18)No clue...
19)No clue.. but half of em don't work anyway.
20)Yes.

[ 10-24-2002: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]

My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.

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leckzilla!

Squeak!

posted 10-24-2002 04:25:30 PM

1. Car you would most like to have sex in: A VW Camper. If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs: Veggie ones.

3. Do you fear clowns? Nope.

4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? Teggy. And Razor. (they volunteered)

5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake) Pogo - Stick tester.

6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Lemmy would kick ass and take names!

7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? Q Magazine.

8. Klatu, Verada...._______. wut?

9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? See above.

10. Mekalekahi? ?

11. Twinkies, or Zingers? I don't actually like the sound of either.

12. Fold, or Crumple? Crumple.

13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? The cactus?

14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy. Well you're a bit of a nob really aren't you?

15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Can't say ive ever thought about it.

16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains? a lot.

17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? Say "Veeerry funny Alex and hang up.

18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? If you think im going to count them all you got another think coming.

19. How many lightbulbs should there be?(You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom) I dunno.

20. Would you like some making fuck? Erm.

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Azureusu

Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..

posted 10-24-2002 04:27:16 PM

[QUOTE]Verily, Twitch doth proclaim:
[QB]Heres the list. Answer.

1. Car you would most like to have sex in.
Popemobile
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs.
Nathans (Jew food = gud)
3. Do you fear clowns?
Only if they have chainsaws.
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas?
MYSELF, Cause I'm DEAD SEXY!
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake)
"Undulating Necrosis"
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
WRONG, rick question, Lemmy IS god.
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it?
National Geographic.
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass.
Nikto (Old movies, fool.)
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene?
Cherry Forever
10. Mekalekahi?
Mekahineyho
11. Twinkies, or Zingers?
BOTH, FOOL!
12. Fold, or Crumple?
Fold, to prevent "Breakthrough"
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn?
Cactus.
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy.
Yes, a backrub from JooJoo's grandpa would be creepier.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit?
Drinking Clamato
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains?
Depends, 45 or 60.
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"?

All of the above.
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? Too many
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom)
not enough
20. Would you like some making fuck?
Yes, As my love for you, is like a TRUCK!

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 10-24-2002 04:27:56 PM

quote:
1. Car you would most like to have sex in. Limo.
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs. Oscar Mayer.
3. Do you fear clowns? No
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? Myself.
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake)
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Lemmy.
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? How to Build Rafts (the magazine for the stranded).
8. Klatu, Verada....Chicken TIME!!
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? You expect me to remember this shit?
10. Mekalekahi? Mekahineyho.
11. Twinkies, or Zingers? Zingers.
12. Fold, or Crumple? Crumple.
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? Cactus, cause Clamato is ewwww.
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy. Blood dripping from the ceiling would be kind of spiff, but would stain the floor.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Split Pea Soup and Clam Chowder, with a bit of food coloring to give it a nice brownish color.
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains? Twentysix.
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? Just hang up. Stupid late night prank calls.
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? More than 10.
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom) 4.
20. Would you like some making fuck? Not right now, I have a sinus headache. Maybe later.

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Nae

Fun with Chocolate

posted 10-24-2002 04:29:46 PM

1.Car you would most like to have sex in.
Mine.

2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs.
Hebrew National

3. Do you fear clowns?
No.

4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas?
I think the answer is fairly obvious that my husband is my answer here.. thanks for the idea!

5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake)
Right now I am unemployed.

6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Lemmy exists.

7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it?
Martha Stewart Living, the Chocolate edition

8. Klatu, Verada....Nectu. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass.

9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene?
um... who cares?

10. Mekalekahi?
?

11. Twinkies, or Zingers?
Drop the Twinkies and walk away slowly... nobody will get hurt!

12. Fold, or Crumple?
Depends on what we are talking about. Money? It has to be in denominational order and folded. Clothing, clean, folded. Clothing, coming off at the end of a day? Crumpled.

13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn?
Right.. where there is Clamato, there is vodka.

14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy.

15. Best recipe for fake vomit?
puke

16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains?
none, they sux

17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"?
call 911... they need entertainment

18. How many lightbulbs are in your house?
I dont really know..

19. How many lightbulbs should there be?
(You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom)
one is out in the kitchen

20. Would you like some making fuck?
I have it pencilled in for later tonite when UBT comes home.

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Jessica Rabbit v2.0

Pancake

posted 10-24-2002 04:29:50 PM

1. Car you would most like to have sex in.
does it have to be a car? Id prefer a truck.. more room

2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs.
Maple Leaf or is it Lodge?

3. Do you fear clowns?
Not particularily

4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas?
Um.... Doomie

5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake)
Bakery Clerk...

6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Neither... The Goddess rules all

7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it?
Um... what good is a magazine to me?

8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--fill in="" the="" blank,="">
huuh?

9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene?
huh?

10. Mekalekahi?
huh?

11. Twinkies, or Zingers?
Twinkies

12. Fold, or Crumple?
Crumple

13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn?
Um what good is a driend up cactus... so I guess the Clamato

14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy.
ok...

15. Best recipe for fake vomit?
like I know or care?

16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains?
*shudders* who'd want to?

17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"?
Call 911?

18. How many lightbulbs are in your house?
like Im actually gonna go around and count them?

19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom)

20. Would you like some making fuck?
That sentence dont make no sense.. though I get what your saying..no

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Bloodwraith

Pancake

posted 10-24-2002 04:38:00 PM

"shh, Can you hear the Raven?"-The Beholder

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Alleria Qui'farush

Chica!

posted 10-24-2002 04:39:59 PM

quote:
Twitch had this to say about Optimus Prime:
1. Car you would most like to have sex in. Any giant SUV.
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs. I'll eat any hot dog that's edable.
3. Do you fear clowns? No
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? Whoever that wishes to contribue.
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake) Professional Confuser
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Lemmy because God doesn't believe in violence.
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? I don't read magazines... Probably a PC Gamer.
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass. Beila
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? What?
10. Mekalekahi? Your grandma.
11. Twinkies, or Zingers? Twinkies.
12. Fold, or Crumple? Crumple.
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? Cactus
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Campell's Bean Soup, pieces of bacon, ands lots and lots of tobasco sauce.
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains? 0 - I don't have a car.
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? I would hang up.
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? 30+
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom) I'm not sure.
20. Would you like some making fuck? Only with Amber?

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 10-24-2002 04:43:47 PM

quote:
Twitch's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Heres the list. Answer.
1. Car you would most like to have sex in. My own. Luff mah car
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs. Zebbs. Local brand.
3. Do you fear clowns? Nope.
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? No comment. I've got an idea or two though.
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake) Business card? Heh
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Trick question, Lemmy IS God!
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? Hard one. Hmmm... Dragon? I dunno.
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass. Nictau!
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? Damned if I know.
10. Mekalekahi? Bless you?
11. Twinkies, or Zingers? Zingers
12. Fold, or Crumple? Crumple
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? Cactus, all the way.
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy. It didn't work
15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Dog food and milk.
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains? 20, 25?
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? Neither. I'd listen quietly for awhile, and see if I could figure out wtf was goin' on.
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? 23
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? 26(You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom)
20. Would you like some making fuck? Did he just say making fuck?

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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/dev/null

Pancake

posted 10-24-2002 04:49:01 PM

1. Dunno.
2. I'm not picky.
3. No
4. I claim ignorance. Or the 5th. Maybe both.
5. Ruler of the Universe
6. God would... unless Lem is less bishounen by comparison
7. Popular Science.
8. Nickle... Necktie.... something with the letter N.
9. Dunno.
10. *closes your box*
11. Twinkies.
12. TP? Fold.
13. Left.
14. Sounds like the clean-up after the last party I threw.
15. 110% Real vomit.
16. Given that most fabrics are sold in 36" widths, I'd say 25 to 30 at most to get it all.
17. .... huh? I hate crank calls. I usually cuss them.
18. Dead or functional?
19. Too damned many
20. ... wtf?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.

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Koosh Man

Pancake

posted 10-24-2002 04:57:17 PM

1. Black Cadillac.
2. People actually eat these?

3. No, they're like giant walking bullseyes. I mean they've even got the red center and everything.
4. I've gone selectively deaf and missed the question. Fancy that.
5. Once upon a time I had a card that read, "Killins is my bidnez, an bidnez is gooooood!"
6. Lemmy, although I hear God's got one mean piledriver.
7. STANAG, preferably loaded.
8. Nicto!
9. Beats me.
10. Yes please.
11. Twinkies.
12. I fold.
13. Go with the cactus.
14. Burst through the door and shoot the zombies to win the game.
15. Not a clue.
16. 42
17. I'd shoot them. Goddamn crank callers.
18. Too lazy to go and count. Like 5.
19. 7
20. Only if it's from you, big boy.

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Azureusu

Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..

posted 10-24-2002 05:08:56 PM

Xyrra.. from your answers, I have come to the conclusion that eithers:

A. I'm falling in love with you.

or

B. You really fuckin SCARE ME.

I think its leaning towards B..

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Monica

I've got an owie on my head :(

posted 10-24-2002 06:06:08 PM

1. Car you would most like to have sex in. ... I dunno...
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs. OSCAR MEYER!
3. Do you fear clowns? Only Sam's step-dad. He screamed at me once.

4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? I dunno.
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake) I don't have a business card. Really.
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Lemmy owns all.
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? Hum... prolly Metal Edge.
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass. Pony.
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? Billy-Joe.
10. Mekalekahi? What?
11. Twinkies, or Zingers? Twinkies.
12. Fold, or Crumple? Dunno.
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? Dunno! ^_^
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy. .... right.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Really not sure. My best guess is some veggie soup mixed with something to thicken it a little.
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains? ... I have no idea...
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is going on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? I dunno.
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? ... I'm not counting them!
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom) No.
20. Would you like some making fuck? O_o

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Comrade Snoota

Communist
Da, Tovarisch!

posted 10-24-2002 06:09:52 PM

Who the hell is Lemmy, anyway?

I know I'm just opening myself to ridicule. Only time I've ever heard a name like that was from Airheads.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.

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Monica

I've got an owie on my head :(

posted 10-24-2002 06:10:32 PM

quote:
Comrade Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Who the hell is Lemmy, anyway?

I just thought it was talking about LeMiere. =\

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Comrade Snoota

Communist
Da, Tovarisch!

posted 10-24-2002 06:12:12 PM

quote:
Veruca Salt had this to say about Cuba:
I just thought it was talking about LeMiere. =\

That's a quote from the movie Airheads. They're trying to figure out of this guy is an undercover cop dressed up as a Record Exec, and ask him, "Who would win in a Wrestling match? Lemmy or God?" and he goes, "Lemmy." "BZZZT!" "GOD!" "Trick question asshole, Lemmy IS God."

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.

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Monica

I've got an owie on my head :(

posted 10-24-2002 06:15:57 PM

ooohhhhhhhh

I've never seen that movie.

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Vlase

Pancake

posted 10-24-2002 06:20:42 PM

1. Van from the a-team
2. MMMMM..... Hot Dogs /drool
3. Only Vulgar
5. Profesional Slacker
7. Maxim
8. Bite Me?
9. She had a name?
10. Mekahineho
11. Twinkies
12. Crumple
13. Die in the middle
15. Real
16. 37
17. Listen in
20. apt 223, key is under the welcome mat

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Cadga

Quite Insane

posted 10-24-2002 07:11:07 PM

1. Car you would most like to have sex in.

Any doesnt matter to me

2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs.

Nathans

3. Do you fear clowns?

No but they fear me

4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas?

Xyrra mostly and any other female that volunteers that is not ilegal to see naked.

5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake)

Male Escort, or Executor of Pain

6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Lemmy straight up

7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it?

Hustler cause they dont fuck around.

8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass.

negro?

9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene?

who cares she was fugly

10. Mekalekahi?

42

11. Twinkies, or Zingers?

Zingers

12. Fold, or Crumple?

shred

13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn?

cactus

14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy.

15. Best recipe for fake vomit?

fuck fake use real

16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains?

2

17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"?

Signature move.

18. How many lightbulbs are in your house?

who cares

19. How many lightbulbs should there be?
(You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom)

fuck yyou

20. Would you like some making fuck?
BESERKER!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble

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Vorbis

Vend-A-Goat

posted 10-24-2002 08:24:08 PM

quote:
Twitch's account was hax0red to write:
Heres the list. Answer.
1. Chevy Van 30 - hell yes!
2. Don't know
3. No
4. Lazzay!
5. Ass-Master de Extrodinaire, esquire.
6. Trick question, Lemmy is god.
7. Something involving drums.
8. Niktu
9. I forget
10. King Kamayamaya?
11. Twinkies
12. Crumple
13. Cactus. I'd bloody my hands and wipe them on my dress and sell it to you.
14. Too bad, it sounded like it was building up to a sex scene.
15. Shit.
16. Er,42 sq yrds?
17. What about start beating it?
18. There are five in my room and that's all that I care about.
19. 4
20. Unf unf?

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Nicole

The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods

posted 10-24-2002 08:28:26 PM

quote:
Twitch enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Heres the list. Answer.
1. Car you would most like to have sex in. ... never... thought about it. Sex itself is good and I don't really care.
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs. Stop with the specifics.
3. Do you fear clowns? No.
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? Canvas? HehheheheheheheheLeopoldhehehehehe.
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake) One True God.
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Lemmy would whine until God said he won and gave him chocolate.
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? Screw magazine. H-BOOK!!!
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. <--Fill in the blank, dumbass. Nikto!
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? ... whooza?
10. Mekalekahi? NEIN!
11. Twinkies, or Zingers? Twinkies! Creamy creamy.
12. Fold, or Crumple? Crumple. I don't want to feel my own ass, thankee.
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? Clamato. No chewy cactus.
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy. And y'now what I'd do? Pick up a knife and search the place for ammo and do a Resident Evil.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Pea soup, three eggs, mashed carrot chunks and chopped fine potatoes for the chunky bits.
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains? Too many.
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? Signature move! Unf unfla.
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? STOP WITH THE SPECIFICS.
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? (You know how you leave a bulb out of one side of the socket in the bathroom) STOP DAMNIT I SAID STOP.
20. Would you like some making fuck? My love for you is like a truck. BERZERKER!

I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

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Addy

posted 10-24-2002 08:32:11 PM

1. Liiiimo.
2. Ballpark
3. Yes

4. Lazzay, I must admit. I <3 her omg.
5. ... I'm not creative ;(
6. LEMMY
7. Seventeen. Because I picked up the wrong magazine when I visited Wal-Mart earlier. Shit. ;(
8. Muffins
9. YOU
10. Ihakelakem, please.
11. Twinkies are fun to play with.

12. /smack
13. I drink the sand. ... What?
14. I hate you. ;(
15. ... /smack again
16. A lot.
17. 911.
18. A lot.
19. Same amount. I'm just spiffy like that.
20. Sure.

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 10-24-2002 08:33:31 PM

Ok, for those of you uninitated and unexposed to the greatness that is Lemmy, go download some Motorhead, right now! He's the one who sounds like he's screaming over a throatfull of rusty nails. Learn some music history!

*mutters* Uneducated savages

As for you, Twitch... hehehe

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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Agent A

Underpowered on Purpose

posted 10-24-2002 08:43:56 PM

1. Car you would most like to have sex in. My mom's.
2. Favorite brand of Hot dogs. I don't know. They all taste the same.
3. Do you fear clowns? Nope.
4. If you had Brushes, Paints, and a lot of extra time, Who is the EC'er you would most like to use as a canvas? Who ever voulnteers
5. What is the occupation listed on your business card? (Real or fake) Professional BAM! er.
6. Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? Lemmy. For sure.
7. You are stranded on a desert island. You have only one magazine. Which is it? Circus
8. Klatu, Verada...._______. ...I don't know?
9. What was the name of the hooker in Porky's, in the cabin in the woods scene? Some kind of candy or fruit thing...
10. Mekalekahi?...
11. Twinkies, or Zingers? Neither
12. Fold, or Crumple? Crumple
13. You are lost in the desert. You have no water left. You can see a dried up, yet healthy cactus to your left. A bottle of Clamato, on your right. Which way do you turn? What is Clamato?
14. There is blood dripping down through the ceiling. Your upstairs neighbors are supposed to be out of town. Your phone is out of order, and you hear heavy breathing from outside the only door that leads out. There is a bug crawling across your foot, and a tree branch scratching at your window. No, this one isnt a question, I just wanted to make the wusses feel creepy. Freak.
15. Best recipe for fake vomit? Baked beans and toothpaste. Yummie.
16. How many yards of fabric would it take to wrap our car in PowerPuff girls curtains?0
17. The telephone rings. The person on the other end, is speaking in broken english, and the only words you can understand are "Help me" and "Dont let him" But the rest sounds like rather enjoyable sex is ging on. Do you Help by Calling 911, or by giving directions over the phone, on how to perform your "Signiture move"? I would have hung up...
18. How many lightbulbs are in your house? More than 30.
19. How many lightbulbs should there be? More than 30...
20. Would you like some making fuck? ...maybe tomorrow?

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager

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