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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-21-2002 12:55:18 PM

This better not Red-X on me.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-21-2002 12:55:55 PM
oh my, that's one big funnel cake.
Ryuujin
posted 10-21-2002 12:56:10 PM
Funnel Cake! nyum nyum nyum nyum nyum!
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-21-2002 12:58:18 PM
There was a place at the local mall that made funnel cakes, and they had a few different toppings that you could ask for.

They were great, but the guy running the place died, so they closed.

Now there's a new store in that spot, and they make funnel cakes too. Only powdered sugar for a topping though.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
K_Kid™
Pancake
posted 10-21-2002 01:01:15 PM
Funnel Cake is pretty damn good...I just had some not long ago...Zeppolies (Sp?) are better IMHO, same thing almost, well same idea at least...Fried Dough and powdered sugar...Except in little balls *Shoots down any sarcastic sexual rebuttals to that last statement* I'm psychic you know

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Pancake
posted 10-21-2002 01:04:04 PM
What is that?
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Suddar
posted 10-21-2002 01:04:29 PM

this was my breakfast. i ate it.

is this intelligent enough?

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-21-2002 01:04:44 PM
Suddar
posted 10-21-2002 01:05:14 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
oh my, that's one big funnel cake.

and for some reason, that cracks me up.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-21-2002 01:05:45 PM
I still haven't eaten breakfast

Or lunch

It's 1pm

Heck, last time I ate was somewhere in the area of 14 hours ago

Suddar
posted 10-21-2002 01:07:21 PM
i kinda felt i had to because i thought i was going to be at school all day.

shows me.

Ryuujin
posted 10-21-2002 01:07:48 PM
Funnel cake is fried batter sprinkled with powdered sugar.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-21-2002 01:16:04 PM
quote:
Vorago was naked while typing this:
And may someone explain just what the heck a funnel cake is?

First, you start with a runny batter similar to doughnut or cake batter. You put it into a funnel of some kind, so that it comes out in a long, thin stream.

Then, you get a deep fryer going, and start to pour the batter out of the funnel into the frying vat. Kinda move it around, and keep it a generally round shape, crossing over itself several times. Let it finish cooking.

Pull it out (it will have formed one cake, with lots of crispy surfaces), sprinkle on powdered sugar, and eat.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-21-2002 01:28:06 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon spewed forth this undeniable truth:
First, you start with a runny batter similar to doughnut or cake batter. You put it into a funnel of some kind, so that it comes out in a long, thin stream.

Then, you get a deep fryer going, and start to pour the batter out of the funnel into the frying vat. Kinda move it around, and keep it a generally round shape, crossing over itself several times. Let it finish cooking.

Pull it out (it will have formed one cake, with lots of crispy surfaces), sprinkle on powdered sugar, and eat.


Its pancake batter =P

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 10-21-2002 01:29:32 PM
I like those Pretzels they sell at the mall the ones where you can get all sorts of toppings like Cimmamon powder or fried dough that you can buy at carnivals!
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-21-2002 03:12:16 PM
I would like a falafel!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-21-2002 03:33:47 PM
Funnel cakes pwn. I urge you all to come to the Texas Renaissance Festival on the 26th of this month and I will buy you a funnel cake.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2002 03:36:16 PM
I've never had a funnel cake in my life.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-21-2002 03:38:40 PM
quote:
How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
I've never had a funnel cake in my life.

Trade you for Kempers.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2002 03:41:32 PM
I doubt it would arrive in edible condition.

As for the Kempers, I'm gonna bug my dad to see if he can ship it through his work (he did it for me a few years ago when I traded out my SNES stuff to someone I knew online).

At it's cheapest, the 12ct Variety Pack would cost me almost $30 to ship.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 10-21-2002 03:43:39 PM
When i'm bored enough i'm so going to try and make one of those...
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2002 03:53:30 PM
A little history on funnel cakes:

quote:
The funnel cake was invented by the Pennsylvania Dutch (Amish) in 1853. However, they called them funeral cakes as they were often made and eaten to mourn the passing of one of their own. At the 1914 Worlds Fair someone opened up a funeral cake stand. They didn't sell well due to the rather macabre name until the stand owner (no one remembers his name) changed their name to "funnel cakes" after the fact that the batter was poured into the fryer with a funnel. The cakes were a success, the name stuck, and the Amish never complained because they never got out much and never realized their funeral cakes were being eaten at joyous, happy places. The heathen monkies.

[ 10-21-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-21-2002 04:05:23 PM
<3 funnel cakes
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 10-21-2002 04:46:14 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about pies:
I've never had a funnel cake in my life.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 10-21-2002 04:47:40 PM
That doesn't even look like cake. That looks like macaroni with lots of cheese on it.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Grendel
Pancake
posted 10-21-2002 04:50:20 PM
quote:
Karnaj was naked while typing this:
I would like a falafel!

Mmmmmmmmmm.................

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-21-2002 04:50:42 PM
Funnel cakes rock
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 10-21-2002 04:51:04 PM
Okay if you have not had a funnel cake.. SOMETHING is very very very wrong...

Funnel Cakes are mini pastry gods!!


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-21-2002 05:26:33 PM
That is the first time I've ever seen a funnel cake.. that I can recall.

I may have had a black out at some point and seen one then but then I can't recall that so it doesn't really count now, does it?

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 10-21-2002 05:31:46 PM
Seen, never eaten.

Sorry, the bigass turkey legs win when I'm at a ren faire.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-22-2002 04:03:02 AM
OMG funnel cake! *drool*
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 10-22-2002 12:29:16 PM
i haven't eaten since friday.

poverty diets rock.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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