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Topic: Time to tell a story about Josh's possessed...
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-20-2002 08:27:45 PM
TELEVISION!!!!


There we were.. in the living room... when we realised DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! Josh's tv is possessed.

You turn the bugger off, and it stays on.

No sound.. BUT IT'S still ON!!!! ON I SAY! ON!!!!!

IT'S CRAZY! IT'S MAD! IT'S MAD CRAZY!!!!

AAAAAARRARRARRRRRRRRRRGGGGBBBBBBGGGRRRRRRLLLBRRRRRLLLLLGLL!!!~

Tier
posted 10-20-2002 08:29:35 PM
Pull the plug.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-20-2002 08:29:54 PM
Sounds like a busted <insert scientific sounding TV component name>. You'll need to order a replacement....

...OR THE TV WILL MURDER US ALL! ABEAORRL<ERELLLLREYWERTY/

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

MorbId
Pancake
posted 10-20-2002 08:30:46 PM
To .. Josh ...?

Actually, my iMac does a similiar thing. You push the button so it goes to sleep mode.. and as soon as you walk away, it flips itself back on and starts whirring.

Sometimes it changes its mind and goes back to sleep on its own. But not all the time...

[ 10-20-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 10-20-2002 08:33:26 PM
Are you sure that you weren't just pressing the mute button?

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 10-20-2002 08:34:53 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
Sounds like a busted <insert scientific sounding TV component name>. You'll need to order a replacement....

...OR THE TV WILL MURDER US ALL! ABEAORRL<ERELLLLREYWERTY/


A cathode ray tube?

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-20-2002 08:36:15 PM
but she said the tv turns on and off fine, the problem is the sound

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 10-20-2002 09:05:45 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie had this to say about (_|_):
Are you sure that you weren't just pressing the mute button?

Nope. I was there! I saw! It tried to eat me!

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Alaan
posted 10-20-2002 09:29:33 PM
Well, at least your house doesn't have ghosts. We had some that ate an ENTIRE BAG OF CANDY!!!! CANDY!!!! We never even found rappers from the candy...
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-20-2002 09:31:50 PM
Do not, I repeat DO NOT see The Ring before you get that thing fixed.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 10-20-2002 09:42:06 PM
FOOLS! This is no mere defective television part! I sense the work diabolical forces here! This is obviously Satan's doing! Don't bother calling the TV Repairman, go get a priest before its too late!
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-20-2002 09:50:22 PM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Do not, I repeat DO NOT see The Ring before you get that thing fixed.

A-FUCKING-MEN!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-20-2002 09:50:47 PM
The TV would be on, right? And the display would show the channel, and whatnot.

And you hit the power button, and the sound turns off, and the display turns off, but the evil picture is still there! GASP ONO GASP

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-20-2002 10:30:34 PM
YES! Khyron is right!

And then when the guys wnated to play videogames using the tv, they would say.. "ono's y wnot ti werk" and we said beacaus it is off!!!! And they said no..we see it is on!!! and we said no it is really off!!!!

And they were all ONO's!!!! and we were all ONO's!!! and then they turned it on.. and it worked!!!!


CREEEEEEPY!!!!!!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-21-2002 12:25:51 AM
quote:
Alaan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Well, at least your house doesn't have ghosts. We had some that ate an ENTIRE BAG OF CANDY!!!! CANDY!!!! We never even found rappers from the candy...

We offered all Nae's M&Ms to Cthulhu.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-21-2002 09:58:42 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr was listening to Cher while typing:
We offered all Nae's M&Ms to Cthulhu.

and the Elder God was pleased!

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 10-21-2002 10:04:14 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Falaanla Marr said this:
We offered all Nae's M&Ms to Cthulhu.

YOU FOOL! IT WAS PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!!

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-21-2002 11:14:16 AM
quote:
Verily, Timpofee doth proclaim:
YOU FOOL! IT WAS PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!!

..well Cthulu was so happpy with his peanut butter cups he ate them all so we had to start giving him M&M's.


that's my story and I'm sticking to it

Sagwah
Pancake
posted 10-21-2002 02:51:28 PM
Dude I told you how to fix that thing.
Go out to your car.
Get a big ...
damn ...
hammer ....
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-21-2002 02:58:07 PM
I think it wants offerings....

Maybe I will start putting Josh's old underwear on it!!!!

Sagwah
Pancake
posted 10-21-2002 03:45:11 PM
The Volcano Gods only want virgins.
/bye Baby
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-21-2002 04:01:45 PM
ummm noooooooo

Baby isn't gonna be sacrificed!!!!!

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 10-21-2002 05:00:32 PM
quote:
Verily, Rodent King doth proclaim:
Do not, I repeat DO NOT see The Ring before you get that thing fixed.

See the what now?

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 10-21-2002 05:22:53 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ruvyen? wrote:
See the what now?

it's a scary movie

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 10-21-2002 07:03:54 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) probably says this to all the girls:
it's a scary movie

I see. Hmm...

*Would cross The Ring off his to-see list, had it ever made it on...*

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