There we were.. in the living room... when we realised DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! Josh's tv is possessed.
You turn the bugger off, and it stays on.
No sound.. BUT IT'S still ON!!!! ON I SAY! ON!!!!!
IT'S CRAZY! IT'S MAD! IT'S MAD CRAZY!!!!
AAAAAARRARRARRRRRRRRRRGGGGBBBBBBGGGRRRRRRLLLBRRRRRLLLLLGLL!!!~
...OR THE TV WILL MURDER US ALL! ABEAORRL<ERELLLLREYWERTY/
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Actually, my iMac does a similiar thing. You push the button so it goes to sleep mode.. and as soon as you walk away, it flips itself back on and starts whirring.
Sometimes it changes its mind and goes back to sleep on its own. But not all the time... [ 10-20-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]
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Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
Sounds like a busted <insert scientific sounding TV component name>. You'll need to order a replacement.......OR THE TV WILL MURDER US ALL! ABEAORRL<ERELLLLREYWERTY/
A cathode ray tube?
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Bloodcookie had this to say about (_|_):
Are you sure that you weren't just pressing the mute button?
Nope. I was there! I saw! It tried to eat me!
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Rodent King had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Do not, I repeat DO NOT see The Ring before you get that thing fixed.
A-FUCKING-MEN!
And you hit the power button, and the sound turns off, and the display turns off, but the evil picture is still there! GASP ONO GASP
And then when the guys wnated to play videogames using the tv, they would say.. "ono's y wnot ti werk" and we said beacaus it is off!!!! And they said no..we see it is on!!! and we said no it is really off!!!!
And they were all ONO's!!!! and we were all ONO's!!! and then they turned it on.. and it worked!!!!
CREEEEEEPY!!!!!!
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Alaan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Well, at least your house doesn't have ghosts. We had some that ate an ENTIRE BAG OF CANDY!!!! CANDY!!!! We never even found rappers from the candy...
We offered all Nae's M&Ms to Cthulhu.
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Falaanla Marr was listening to Cher while typing:
We offered all Nae's M&Ms to Cthulhu.
and the Elder God was pleased!
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There was much rejoicing when Falaanla Marr said this:
We offered all Nae's M&Ms to Cthulhu.
YOU FOOL! IT WAS PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!!
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Verily, Timpofee doth proclaim:
YOU FOOL! IT WAS PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!!
..well Cthulu was so happpy with his peanut butter cups he ate them all so we had to start giving him M&M's.
that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Maybe I will start putting Josh's old underwear on it!!!!
Baby isn't gonna be sacrificed!!!!!
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Verily, Rodent King doth proclaim:
Do not, I repeat DO NOT see The Ring before you get that thing fixed.
See the what now?
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Nobody really understood why Ruvyen? wrote:
See the what now?
it's a scary movie
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The Nae (tm) probably says this to all the girls:
it's a scary movie
I see. Hmm...
*Would cross The Ring off his to-see list, had it ever made it on...*