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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-20-2002 05:33:55 PM
I just got Christmas carolers.

It is October.

What the fuck.

I think that broke my brain.



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MorbId
Pancake
posted 10-20-2002 05:35:36 PM
Throw the already-arriving Christmas catalogs at them.

It might also be a murderous singing cult doing its rounds for Halloween, having disguised themselves as carolers.

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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 10-20-2002 05:35:48 PM
Do you want pie?
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 10-21-2002 02:58:48 AM
Scary thing is, Christmas decorations etc have been available in most of the larger department stores and supermarkets here for at least a month...




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Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 10-21-2002 03:11:22 AM
They have Christmas down in Aussieland?
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-21-2002 03:22:34 AM
I was boggled by this a moment.. but then I realized.. It's Canada, so eh..

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2002 03:26:19 AM
quote:
Twitch was naked while typing this:
They have Christmas down in Aussieland?

It's a Christian-turned-secular holiday, so where's there's Christians there's Christmas.

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-21-2002 12:23:10 PM
Christmas decorations become available here starting in July. I've seen fully decorated homes as early as August. Carollers are rare, however, as too many people in the subberbs believe in the "commercial spirit", as Tom Lehrer put it.
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K_Kid™
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posted 10-21-2002 12:57:26 PM
Shoot them...On sight...They're on hallucinogenics and must be put out of their misery

*Ahem* 'Scuse me, crazy alter ego taking over there for a sec...*Clears throat*

Umm, throw things at 'em...Like Pumpkin Guts...They'll go away


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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-21-2002 12:59:10 PM
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Trent had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I was boggled by this a moment.. but then I realized.. It's Canada, so eh..

Stupid Trent... beat me to it.

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