Come all Canadians! Let us stand tall and mock all the non-Canadians out there who yern to become one of us.
My name is Aaron Paccione, and
"Keep it down, eh?!"
Humour disclaimer OF DEATH.
Someone had to say it.
Canadia isn't a real country. We just let you guys think it is because it's easier than trying to explain why we're using you all for genetic testing purposes.
[EDIT : Had to fix my spelling [ 10-20-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Khyron was all like:
Silly Beaver.Canadia isn't a real country. We just let you guys think it is because it's easier than trying to explain why we're using you all for genetic testing purposes.
[EDIT : Had to fix my spelling
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Thats the same thing we tell you in Utah
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Pirotess:
Thats the same thing we tell you in Utah
That Jell-O ain't green because it's lime flavored.
... so no, wait, don't come up, shit, all mine, ALL MINE!
*lobs a smoke bomb at the ground and disappears in the resulting havoc*
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about (_|_):
Thats the same thing we tell you in Utah
I know.
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Falaanla Marr was naked while typing this:
Thats the same thing we tell you in Utah
Damn you! Don't put us on the same level as Canadia!
2. If the American looks consipracy/militia minded (and you're pretty safe assuming that he or she is), try this one: Canadians are the ones who lead the way in high altitude super sophisticated MACH2 interceptors, such as the AVRO ARROW, which the U.S. wanted so badly they did everything possible to stop us from producing them. They failed.
3. The War of 1812.....Those dumb Canucks sent those "superior" Americans packing. Or, stopped them from packing up us, as the case may be!
4. Um...for what its worth we um...burned down the white house.... Twice.
5. Canada is ranked the NUMBER ONE nation in the world by the UN (in fact, we've been #1 for a few years, now.
6.Major motion picture studio's film in Canada because they like us better even though in many cases the wages they pay are higher.
7.The X-Files is filmed in Vancouver.
8.Much Music kicks MTV's butt.
9.I believe we are officially the coldest nation in the world, if that's anything to boast about. (Typical Canadian humility, of course it is!)
10.If Jean and Bill ever got into a fist fight, Jean would kick Bill's behind. Remember that guy that he punched out?
11.Our cities don't shut down cause of a bit of wimpy frost. Heck, we build highways out of ice in the winter.
12.Canadian football: Our balls are bigger.
13.Football was invented in McGill university in Montreal. First official game, McGill vs Harvard. Guess who won.
14.Superman, blindly stolen by the U.S. for their own propaganda purposes.
15.What's our national sport? (America answers Hockey) Wrong! It's lacrosse! Ha ha ha!
16.Three words: Pamela Lee Anderson.
17.Two better words: Natasha Henstridge.
18.We kicked your @$$ in the 100m. Ohh baby, it hurts to be this good, eh!
19.We are your flavourful neighbours to the north who don't harbour colourful grudges but spell words funky!
20.I can't believe no one has named Stan Rogers by now.
21.When was the last time the U.S. won an international curling match?
22.Our national animal? The beaver!
23.Hey, we like guns, but put them in the constitution--what's that about?
24.Let's put it this way: 3 Coors = 1 Canadian beer.
25.And to think we let you buy Alaska at such a bargain price!
26.You tried to invade us once. Once.
27.$4.85 in our change weighs way more than yours. Ergo, we must not be little girly men, but buff wild hombres.
28.Jim Carrey, Dave Thomas, Shania Twain, Eugene Levy, Natasha Henstridge, John Candy (used to have him), Dan Akroyd, Rich Little, Martin Short, Bryan Adams, Yasmeen, Linda Evangelista, Percy Faith? (not Sledge), The Kids in the Hall, Leslie Nielsen, "Life is a Highway" Celine Dion, Pamela Lee Anderson, Sarah McLachlan... Let's face it, if you dig music, babes or laughing, we're your country.
29.Less fungus, fewer insects.
30.Loonies instead of Coke machines needing to have those annoying bill changers that never take my bills.
31.Nuclear meltdowns. We haven't had one. Nuclear crisis? None of those either. Nuclear weapons? Almost never had 'em, never will.
32.No squid, smaller yuppies.
33.Alex Trebek and Peter Jennings are very very smart and very very Canadian.
34.We may have an accent, but at least I've never spelled "thru," "nite," "glo" or "EZ" quite like you do.
35.At least we have a legitimate claim to be interested in the Royal Family!
36.We invented dirt. It's true.
37.Parliament? It's a much longer word than Congress.
38.Canadian flag? We don't have to change it every time we add a province (or lose one, thank goodness)!
39.Largest unguarded border in the world? We're sharing it with you.
40.The river in my city? I can swim in it.
41.Drive-by shooting ratio: 100 to 1 or less.
42.Socialized health care, so there!
43.The telephone, maybe you've heard of it? We invented that!
44.Basketball, we invented that!
45.I've never had to go through a metal detector at school.
46.I'm not afraid to walk down the street at night.
47.First person to visit China under Mao Tse Tung? Pierre Elliot Trudeau. He's Canadian, and was prime minister!
48.Alexander Graham Bell? Hello? He's buried in Canada! (And he was originally born in Scotland, which is virtually Canadian, and who cares if he just happened to emigrate to America, that's hardly worth mentioning.
49.We're not afraid to have commericals on TV that say we're the best then broadcast them to the rest of the world.
50."Eh" sounds a lot better than "huh", eh?
Things that make ya go hmmmm.
If you were given the change to move to the US, you would in a heartbeat....and you will sit there and say no, but we ALL know you are lieing if you say no. Why don't you join all those names you mentioned here in the US, because they know where the better country is, and its not Canada.
And if you think I'm boasting the US, I'm really not, I'm pointing out flaws in Canada. And I ACCEPT the problems the US has, I always will, its the best damn country in the world...its so damn good, middle eastern countries hate us for it and wish to see the US dead.
I'm a Proud Fucking Texan...And don't make me come up there and take all your women too, because I have game.
Think before you post... [ 10-20-2002: Message edited by: Ninok ]
Hmmmmm...
Methinks not.
Just a heads up, buck.
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•Delidgamond• had this to say about John Romero:
3. The War of 1812.....Those dumb Canucks sent those "superior" Americans packing. Or, stopped them from packing up us, as the case may be!4. Um...for what its worth we um...burned down the white house.... Twice.
10.If Jean and Bill ever got into a fist fight, Jean would kick Bill's behind. Remember that guy that he punched out?
11.Our cities don't shut down cause of a bit of wimpy frost. Heck, we build highways out of ice in the winter.
25.And to think we let you buy Alaska at such a bargain price!
31.Nuclear meltdowns. We haven't had one. Nuclear crisis? None of those either. Nuclear weapons? Almost never had 'em, never will.
As to 3 an 4: Im pretty sure that was the British located in Canada - not the locals.
10: ...bill?
11: Michigan doesnt either.
25: Last I checked, we got that from Russia, and Russia != Canada
31: I dont recall any meltdowns in the US either..
Ninok can uh.. put his dick in an American Pencil Sharpener for not getting funnay jokes.
ohohohohoho
Let's see if he thinks I'm serious
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ninok was all like:
I don't see this thread as a joke, you might, but I don't.....
You got us.. It's a big Anti-American party!
This is outrageous crazy party!
America stinks. It sucks so bad. Canada is so much cooler
btw, America sucks.
p.s. Canada doesn't
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Ninok had this to say about Captain Planet:
Grow the fuck up already....
Okay....
You got me. I should grow up. And you should get a sense of humor. I'm pretty sure anyone with even limited intelligence could tell that this thread was a joke.
And just once more, to boost my Canadian ego; America sux lol ororlflz
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Check out the big brain on •Delidgamond•!
28.Jim Carrey, Dave Thomas, Shania Twain, Eugene Levy, Natasha Henstridge, John Candy (used to have him), Dan Akroyd, Rich Little, Martin Short, Bryan Adams, Yasmeen, Linda Evangelista, Percy Faith? (not Sledge), The Kids in the Hall, Leslie Nielsen, "Life is a Highway" Celine Dion, Pamela Lee Anderson, Sarah McLachlan... Let's face it, if you dig music, babes or laughing, we're your country.
You forgot Mike Meyers.
I know this and I am not Canadian.
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And you should get a sense of humor. I'm pretty sure anyone with even limited intelligence could tell that this thread was a joke.
I do have a sense of Humor, just not on this subject...
If you had a limited intelligence, you would realize that you should stop the jokes....
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Ninok had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I don't see this thread as a joke, you might, but I don't.....
And I'm sorry, but I've had this brewing for a long fucking while.
AND I DO NOT SEE THESE LITTLE RIBBINGS, POKINGS AT CANADA AS A JOKE.
I love my country. I would die for it.
DEAL.
You're not the only one who feels hurt when someone ridicules your country. And yet, Canada is freely ridiculed. Any outburst like the one I'm having now is treated as either insane ramblings, or just not fucking important.
I've had ENOUGH, DAMNIT.
JOKE'S OVER.
FUN HAS ENDED.
I will no longer take those little ribbings, the little jokes I've heard SO MANY TIMES, without delivering something just as fucking nasty back. I don't care if you live in the US, Europe, or fucking Uruguay. Canada isn't your bitch. You deserve just as much as we get.
Deal. Deal with a proud motherfucking PATRIOTIC Canadian.
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Ninok's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I do have a sense of Humor, just not on this subject...If you had a limited intelligence, you would realize that you should stop the jokes....
*Burns the American flag*
FALL TO OUR PROPAGANDA, YOU YANK!!
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Nobody really understood why Ninok wrote:
I do have a sense of Humor, just not on this subject...If you had a limited intelligence, you would realize that you should stop the jokes....
Turn around and look in the mirror.
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4. Um...for what its worth we um...burned down the white house.... Twice.
British Troops did that. Not Canadian.
And the reason most TV shows and movies are filmed in Canada now days is because your nation is so poor that our dollar is worth three times yours, thus we go there to film for less than half the price, paying for it all with American money.
Silly Canadians. Talking about how there's a crazy moose in the hoose and how they have to get in the car and go find the doog. Never can figure out what the hell they're talking aboot.
I approve of this thread. 
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Ninok Model 2000 was programmed to say:
When have I said anything about Canada, this post aside? Only reason I did say something was in defense, I have never once said anything Nicole...then again, you haven't seem me post here often...but I can tell you, I have been posting for over 2 years...
And you've apparently been absent enough to not know that this is Solstyce you're speaking to.
Hi.
Ferrel!
