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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-19-2002 02:25:05 AM
I just got my __________ _______ in a _______!


fill in the blanks. you figure out the rest

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-19-2002 02:25:42 AM
This is so not exciting.

mopes

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Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 10-19-2002 02:25:58 AM
Hand stuck in a blender? Ouch.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-19-2002 02:26:32 AM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde attempted to be funny by writing:
I just got my __________ _______ in a _______!

penis. stuck. blender.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-19-2002 02:26:38 AM
quote:
Trent had this to say about Pirotess:
This is so not exciting.

mopes


you didn't even try, ya angsty mopey dust mephit.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 10-19-2002 02:28:01 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Drysart was all like:
penis. stuck. blender.

I get the feeling many people came up with some variation on this theme.

I just beat you to it, though.

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 10-19-2002 02:28:27 AM
Bubble butts in winter but you just don't wanna go home...
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-19-2002 02:31:22 AM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I just got my __________ _______ in a _______!


fill in the blanks. you figure out the rest

elbow, wedged, $2 ho.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-19-2002 02:34:14 AM
first date year

/wild guess

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Grendel
Pancake
posted 10-19-2002 02:35:42 AM
Prince, Albert, Can
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Steven Steve
posted 10-19-2002 02:52:26 AM
black. belt. minute.

I know

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 10-19-2002 03:15:51 AM
[censored!]


..I have a dirty dirty mind, yaes.

[ 10-19-2002: Message edited by: Caela ]

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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StarShadow
Pancake
posted 10-19-2002 06:25:32 AM
Hand. Stuck. Coke Machine.

"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-19-2002 08:05:39 AM
I do not see an effective or gramatically correct way to fit the word "Synjari" in that sentence. It is, therefore, doomed to failure.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
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Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-19-2002 09:24:23 AM
try this one instead

If I gave you a _______ and an ______, would you still __________ with ________ ?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 10-19-2002 10:22:50 AM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about pies:
try this one instead

If I gave you a _______ and an ______, would you still __________ with ________ ?

banstick, (_|_), fuck, Drysart.

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»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 10-19-2002 12:21:06 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about John Romero:
try this one instead

If I gave you a _______ and an ______, would you still __________ with ________ ?

blowjob, enema, play, me

I <3 Steel Battalion!
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-19-2002 01:37:52 PM
Fucker.. you made it hard with the 'an' part.. and its too early in the morning to be thinking ;P
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-19-2002 02:41:51 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde stammered:
try this one instead

If I gave you a _______ and an ______, would you still __________ with ________ ?

gag, afterglow, play, my friends

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-19-2002 03:17:41 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde thought about the meaning of life:
try this one instead

If I gave you a _______ and an ______, would you still __________ with ________ ?

stick of butter, bowl of whip cream, make kinky money sex, me

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StarShadow
Pancake
posted 10-19-2002 08:38:07 PM
Radish. Oversized Gerbil. Sanity Is. Me.

"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi

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