quote:
Tegadil painfully thought these words up:
Ratchet?
Nope. 
Rera: W...T...F...Y...!
Also, next:
Two times ten is six of these.
Six is three and
Twelve is six.
Nine is four of them,
and so if five.
Forward i am heavy (Ton is like 2450lbs)
Backwards i am not (Ton <=> Not)
quote:
A sleep deprived Timpofee stammered:
the answer is TonForward i am heavy (Ton is like 2450lbs)
Backwards i am not (Ton <=> Not)
Look up. You are correct about it being a ton, HOWEVER a ton is only 2,000 pounds.
quote:
Nobody really understood why Loyalist Gerard wrote:
Two times ten is six of these.
Six is three and
Twelve is six.
Nine is four of them,
and so if five.
Letters
i swore it was just over 2k though
Timpofee: Metric ton maybe?
Next:
It is bigger than the universe.
It is more evil than Satan.
Poor people have plenty of it.
Rich people need it.
If you eat it, you will die.
quote:
Loyalist Gerard wrote this stupid crap:
Look up. You are correct about it being a ton, HOWEVER a ton is only 2,000 pounds.
Technicially, a 'short ton' is 2000 pounds.
A long ton is 2,240 pounds.
damn trivial knowledge...
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Reynar said this about your mom:
Technicially, a 'short ton' is 2000 pounds.A long ton is 2,240 pounds.
damn trivial knowledge...
Never heard anything about short or long tons. Oh well. Damned lousy school systems.
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Loyalist Gerard said this:
It is bigger than the universe.
It is more evil than Satan.
Poor people have plenty of it.
Rich people need it.
If you eat it, you will die.
Nothing
quote:
This one time, at adenine! camp:
Nothing
I agree that it's nothing, but that's a pretty bad riddle.
Poor people have stuff, and rich people can still need stuff. 
quote:
adenine! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Nothing
Aye Cap'n. I can't think of any more for now though, so adios amigos y chupas los perros.
quote:
Reynar had this to say about John Romero:
I agree that it's nothing, but that's a pretty bad riddle.Poor people have stuff, and rich people can still need stuff.
It doesn't say poor people have nothing, but they have plenty of nothing. Ok seeing how that makes no sense and shutting up. I agree with you.
No, Really. Bite me.
quote:Cleverness Check: Fail.
Big_Mac had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
what's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
quote:Cleverness Check: Fail.[/QB][/QUOTE]
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Black Mage said:
[QUOTE]Big_Mac had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
[qb]what's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
lol
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Timpofee said:
If the Truest word you ever spoke was one of hurt.. what would the falsest word you would ever say?
That smells more like a philosophical musing than anything else.
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Humble Parcelan said this:
That smells more like a philosophical musing than anything else.
How would you know? You can't even smell past your own crotch.
quote:
Nobody really understood why Humble Parcelan wrote:
My crotch boasts an impressive smell. Much more than your pitiful "common" crotch.
When it comes to my crotch, I prefer to be normal much more than I prefer to have it smell like my balls are rotting off.
My pubic hair is less like insulation for my penis than it is a refreshing forest meadow.
Ahem.
CEASE AND DESIST BEING SICK ASS FUCKS!!
