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Topic: The shit's about an inch away from the fan.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2002 02:31:11 PM
And it's moving closer.

Discuss.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-17-2002 02:34:54 PM
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-17-2002 02:34:57 PM
*Splat*
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 10-17-2002 02:36:55 PM
No surprise that they have one.

More surprised that they admitted to it.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2002 02:42:10 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Reynar wrote:
No surprise that they have one.

More surprised that they admitted to it.


Me too. Doesn't that basically give us carte blanche to go back to war with them?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

UBT
Pancake
posted 10-17-2002 03:00:14 PM
All I have to say is that the US is ready and has been ready for that since we set up bases in South Korea. Trust me, if they attack they get turned to ash...
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 10-17-2002 03:09:22 PM
Technically, anyone who uses nukes against us gets turned to ash =)

We made that promise long ago.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 10-17-2002 03:13:04 PM
A little off topic, but kind of goes with atomic bombs.

It'd be extremely ironic if another bomb were to be dropped on Hiroshima.

"A bomb has been dropped on Hiroshima."

"Yeah. We know."

"I mean again. Like yesterday."

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-17-2002 04:22:37 PM
Cebreu
Pancake
posted 10-17-2002 04:43:28 PM
I think that were about to get in over our heads. Between Bush's crusade on Iraq, and North Korea's nukes, we could be fighting a two front war, neither of which does jack shit for the war on terrorism. Fact is, North Korea would be a horrible war, and Iraq, though we may steamroller going in, is going to be hell coming out.
Just my $.02
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 10-17-2002 04:51:23 PM
The USA's gonna collapse as soon as one of those fucking idiotic terrorist groups blows up a nuke in America. And it will happen.
The United States will retaliate and bomb the hell out of many middle eastern countries and probably North Korea and in a year or two our economy will collapse with rampant terrorist attacks by people like Timothy McVeigh. Mass riots will ensue and eventually the government will fall apart.

We gotta do something now...

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 10-17-2002 05:14:20 PM
And this was unexpected?

Do you really think that the "axis of evil" would tell us the truth and stick to the rules?

Yeah... riiiiight.

We are all going to die when an asteroid hits the earth anyways. So whats the point?

Mod
Pancake
posted 10-17-2002 05:38:59 PM
Well, hopefully one day the US will be able to do politics above the level of blowing stuff up.

We will have to somehow learn to live with each other, because in the near future there will not be any country without the power do destroy half the planet. The US is retardedly delusional if they belive that they and their allies will hold a near-monopoly on long range nukes for any period of time.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-17-2002 05:40:34 PM
UBT's right. If there is so much as a whisper of a threat, North Korea is toasted so fast.

I think so many people are blowing all of this so out of proportion.

We have our asses covered. We're the United States for god's sake

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
nem-x
posted 10-17-2002 05:41:58 PM
Fallout was a fun game, but let's leave it as that.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-17-2002 05:46:30 PM
Harold > all
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-17-2002 08:09:25 PM
*sigh* Dubya's probably gonna be invading North Korea instead of Iraq now. I wonder if he can even find North Korea on a map.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2002 08:12:10 PM
quote:
Drysart stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*sigh* Dubya's probably gonna be invading North Korea instead of Iraq now. I wonder if he can even find North Korea on a map.

At least he would have a legitimate reason to do so. Technically, the U.S. is still at war with North Korea.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-17-2002 08:17:38 PM
quote:
I remember getting a newspaper clipping from Spider [A writer. No importance.] which showed a NASA drawing of the design for a toilet to be used under zero gravity conditions in the skylab satellite. (NASA has problems that thee and me can't even guess at.) The cutaway drawing of this engineering marvel showed that there was a rotating blad inside the toilet bowl, to "Seperate the liquid from solid wastes," as NASA's engineers euphemistically put it.
Spider, in his scrawly handwriting, had scribbled across the top of the clipping a brief note, followed by an arrow that pointed unerringly to the bowl and the separator blade. The note said, "Ben: Near as I can figure, the shit is supposed to hit the fan!"

Just something I thought I'd share.

[ 10-17-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-17-2002 08:19:45 PM
quote:
OtakuPenguin wrote this:
We have our asses covered. We're the United States for god's sake

V..

Vi..

Vie..

No, I just can't say it. It's too easy.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2002 08:25:35 PM
quote:
Mr Mort got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
V..

Vi..

Vie..

No, I just can't say it. It's too easy.


Eh, go for it.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-17-2002 08:38:24 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote:
Eh, go for it.

I'm not in a flaming mood tonight. I just dislike and/or ignore opinions once they go down the uneducated road of thinking something's invincible.

As history has dictated time and again, nothing lasts forever.

ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 10-17-2002 08:46:17 PM
Just because we're [U.S.] one of the bigger nations of the world doesn't mean we're invulnrable to a ballistic missile fired at us. Even with the technology to shoot missiles down there is still a large chance we will get hit with any thing fired at the U.S..
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 10-17-2002 08:48:09 PM
quote:
From the book of Mr Mort, chapter 3, verse 16:
V..

Vi..

Vie..

No, I just can't say it. It's too easy.


We kicked our own butts in that war. :-(

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-17-2002 09:00:48 PM
quote:
Drysart thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*sigh* Dubya's probably gonna be invading North Korea instead of Iraq now. I wonder if he can even find North Korea on a map.

Yah, Iraq was safe till now. But now that Dubya might be aiming for someplace else, he might actually invade Iraq by mistake.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 10-17-2002 09:25:17 PM
The thing is... if we go down, we're taking the world with us.

"Sir, there's nuclear ICBMs headed at us from all directions..."
"Return the favor."
World ends.

Edit: changed the wording around ICBM to reflect the fact that I know what it stands for.

[ 10-17-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen 2.0 ]

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-17-2002 09:29:01 PM
quote:
Mr. Cookies was naked while typing this:
Just because we're [U.S.] one of the bigger nations of the world doesn't mean we're invulnrable to a ballistic missile fired at us. Even with the technology to shoot missiles down there is still a large chance we will get hit with any thing fired at the U.S..

Well heck, a nuke in New York and a nuke in Los Angeles and the U.S. would become a third-world country overnight.

Which is exactly why I don't think we should be running around the globe making everyone mad at us.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-17-2002 09:38:24 PM
I kinda hate to admit it, but I just don't understand how stuff at that level works. I don't understand how PEOPLE at that level work.

None of the actions of any of the world leaders involved in this mess make sense to me. It's like watching a bunch of mimes play a non-existant board game, and trying to figure out the rules.

My best guess is that they actually WANT to blow everything to kingdom come, and are just playing off of each other as an excuse?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Maradon!
posted 10-17-2002 09:40:20 PM
I can't even be bothered to argue with the idiocy in this thread

Mort's comment was the least absurd thing I've seen so far. It, at least, had some basis in reality.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-17-2002 09:42:37 PM
quote:
Drysart thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Well heck, a nuke in New York and a nuke in Los Angeles and the U.S. would become a third-world country overnight.

Which is exactly why I don't think we should be running around the globe making everyone mad at us.


Drysart wins.

Alaan
posted 10-17-2002 09:43:59 PM
Actually, to North Korea, revealing they have nukes may seem like a reasonable idea to them. They know they are listed as "Evil" and on our shit list currently. Since we now know they have a nuke, that makes us a lot less likely to invade them. Same reason Cold War never went off. Mutually Assured Destruction. If Korea blows, the whole world goes with it.
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-17-2002 10:38:09 PM
"I am not scare of the guy that wants 20 nukes, I am scared of the guy that wants one."

Peacemaker I belive was the movie.

Basically...any goverment that has nuclear weapons understands that one weapon launch will pretty much set the whole globe off. Considering also that even with our "reduced" arsenals between us and the Russians we can still scrub the surface of every landmass and a have some to spare. But hey...that is down from scrubbing the globe three times...

So they admitted they have them...it is not like the others on the list don't have them also...must have been real nice of China to translate the docs from English for them... Considering for about 75 grand any of us with the proper contacts could build one also. Pandora box was open a long time ago and there are more countries with them then that are admitting it.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-18-2002 12:21:24 AM
I am hopeing that North Korea Admitting it is send the message "Look we both don't like each other, but tell your hawk Pres. to leave us the fuck out this"

As for a fear of ICBM's, I have this crazy idea that the US instead of sitting around the last 30 years saying you can't defend ageinst them, has probally found a way to counter them, then counter the counters, and counter the counter you needed because you already countered them, you dig? However, somethign like a terroist bombing Has little you can do to defend, and that is scary shit.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-18-2002 07:14:25 AM
I'm glad I am about as far as it's possible to be away from the U.S. But I am very annoyed that our fuckwit PM, Johnny Howard, is G.W. Bush's bitch. His unquestioning support of the Bush administration is going to get us dragged into this bullshit.

If you declare defacto war against the entire world, you are going to lose.

Oh yes, and if you declare war against an ABSTRACT CONCEPT, you need to step down from the position of world leader, and return to school. And listen this time.

[ 10-18-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 10-18-2002 07:48:48 AM
sigh
I say it everynow and then - I weep for humanity, I weep for this planet. All of this bs, we're raping the earth and then going to destroy it, greed and power. Its sad, why on earth would people even want to make such weapons that could end so much life so easily. I dont know if there is any help, any hope for us. Ah well, I suppose if this doesnt all just blow over its only death, if religion proves to be right shouldnt be too bad. Either that or perhaps move to Canada.
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