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Topic: This thread is double-sided.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-15-2002 12:09:44 AM
Step into this thread and request one of two things, and I will give it to you.

Request either that I praise you and your greatest quality.

Or request that I condemn you and your biggest flaw.

Go.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-15-2002 12:11:24 AM
CONDEMN ME BISH!
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-15-2002 12:11:51 AM
CONDEMN ME PLZ
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-15-2002 12:12:16 AM
quote:
Nekralt Avaane had this to say about Tron:
CONDEMN ME BISH!

You have very little personality and not much spine. Waisztarroz walks all over you and you have next to no way to defend yourself.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-15-2002 12:13:14 AM
praise me.

i could use the ego boost. teehee.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-15-2002 12:13:23 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
You have very little personality and not much spine. Waisztarroz walks all over you and you have next to no way to defend yourself.

where is the insult? All I see are facts?

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Peter
Pancake
posted 10-15-2002 12:13:23 AM
Both
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-15-2002 12:14:05 AM
Condemn.

I'd like to hear this one.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 10-15-2002 12:15:14 AM
Condemn.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-15-2002 12:15:14 AM
I think you're gonna get too many replies to this offer, but anyways:

Praise me, 'cause I'm special!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-15-2002 12:16:05 AM
quote:
This one time, at Black Mage camp:
Condemn.

I'd like to hear this one.


Your feet smell and your a horrible inspector.

testy

[ 10-15-2002: Message edited by: Nekralt Avaane ]

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 10-15-2002 12:16:36 AM
Condom
*lurk*
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-15-2002 12:17:49 AM
Karnaj: You come out to speak your mind only when the topics are safe. That's all that I can think of.

Kloie: You provide tremendous support for the boards. You keep the records and provide everyone with a little smile every day. If not as many people recognize as they should, it's because you don't need it. You have become a part of EC, and no one can imagine it without you.

Psycho: No.

BlackMage: You tend to flee after the first few blows are traded in the flamewars. Again, I can't think of much to tell you.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-15-2002 12:19:23 AM
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-15-2002 12:20:39 AM
Condemn.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-15-2002 12:21:10 AM
Mr. Duck: Does anyone know who or what the hell you are besides some guy that posts images and links up FTPs? Seriously, yo.

Rodent King: You have the gift of tremendous stamina. Despite your lack of constant presence and the occasional scorn you gain, you remain consistanly in good spirits and in turn, that lifts up those around you.

Ezvien: You have very little imagination and aren't particularly funny.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-15-2002 12:23:21 AM
Just TRY and praise me! No redeeming qualities whatsoever! Ha!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-15-2002 12:23:38 AM
Praise, I know too well my own faults
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 10-15-2002 12:25:09 AM
Condemn plz k thx
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 10-15-2002 12:25:27 AM
Condemn.

After he gets done with this list, he won't be able to type anymore.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-15-2002 12:25:40 AM
Fair enough, and dead-on. In all honesty, I was expecting something much more harsh.

When it comes down to it, I only engage in confrontations that are worth it. I guarantee you if some fundamentalist moron came to board and started spouting drivel, I'd be the first to tear him a new asshole.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 10-15-2002 12:26:20 AM
I'm curious if you could possibly have any words of praise for me...
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-15-2002 12:26:26 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about pies:
Kloie: You provide tremendous support for the boards. You keep the records and provide everyone with a little smile every day. If not as many people recognize as they should, it's because you don't need it. You have become a part of EC, and no one can imagine it without you.

You are one smooth talker.
^____^

[ 10-15-2002: Message edited by: Veruca Salt ]

Razor
posted 10-15-2002 12:27:13 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Request either that I praise you and your greatest quality.

I would like this.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-15-2002 12:27:22 AM
Vorago: Have you ever contributed any thought besides RTS strategies and opinions on Guitarists?

Ferret: You...fuck...I don't know

Nicole: You've got a good sense of creativity and your writing is decent. With a little more maturing in writing and in personality, you will be a fine writer.

Azrael: You've vastly, VASTLY improved over the little godmoding cockmonger you once were. It still rises, but aside from that one major fuck-up like a week ago, you're doing well in that department.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-15-2002 12:29:12 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
Vorago: Have you ever contributed any thought besides RTS strategies and opinions on Guitarists?

Parce forgets Magic : The Gathering

I give this thread a 5, I am very much enjoying it!

[ 10-15-2002: Message edited by: Vorago ]

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-15-2002 12:29:23 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
BlackMage: You tend to flee after the first few blows are traded in the flamewars. Again, I can't think of much to tell you.
Surely you don't recall my onslaught against that suicidal chick.

And you, you're exactly the opposite of humble, you're loud, brash, and blunt. To the point where it's really not funny. But you're also very observant, which suggests to me that you know these things. You know your actions well. But yet, you don't move to correct them. You lash out, and apologize. Lash out, apologize. Then you come up with a big 'SORRY EVERYONE' post every once and a while, promising to change. But you don't. Perhaps Delphi learned from the master?

No offence intended.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-15-2002 12:30:13 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
....
Psycho: No.
....

Umm Praise then?

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-15-2002 12:31:12 AM
Eh, OK, understood.

Now rip and tear and condemn me!

*gets out a big giant cross and staples herself to it*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-15-2002 12:32:51 AM
CONDEM ME SMALL ONE!
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-15-2002 12:33:06 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about John Romero:
Eh, OK, understood.

Now rip and tear and condemn me!

*gets out a big giant cross and staples herself to it*


How'd you staple your free hand?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-15-2002 12:33:12 AM
Condemn. Now.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-15-2002 12:34:08 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Humble Parcelan!
Ferret: You...fuck...I don't know

This thread gets a five.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-15-2002 12:34:12 AM
quote:
Karnaj spewed forth this undeniable truth:
How'd you staple your free hand?

I used my tongue.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-15-2002 12:34:26 AM
Mr. Cookies: You're irrelevant most of the time you talk.

Waisztarroz: You speak well enough for yourself on condemnation.

ArchAngel: Your heart is in the right place, but most certainly not your head. You have a desire to good, and most of the time you do it well, but you're not always for the best cause.

Razor: You bounce back from thrashings well. As soon as you can learn to stay out of them altogether, you'll be set

BM: All very true, and the sentiments are most certainly not lost on me. Thank you.

Psycho: You command a vast amount of knowledge without seeming arrogant.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-15-2002 12:35:16 AM
quote:
Nicole got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I used my tongue.

Marry me.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-15-2002 12:36:07 AM
quote:
From the book of Just Nwist, chapter 3, verse 16:
Marry me.

Remember dowries?

I still subscribe to the concept. Gimme money, and I'll consider.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-15-2002 12:36:33 AM
quote:
Black Mage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Stuff

You Know I don't think Parcelan intended this to be a Rip into Parcelan when you get an answer you don't like type thread, Nor did I see him asking to Condemn or Praise him.

No offence intended.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 10-15-2002 12:37:11 AM
Blinks

Well, thanks Parce... that's actually much better than I thought it would be... and I certainly know of that flaw, but work on it is slow.

I may as well get a condemnation as well...

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 10-15-2002 12:37:17 AM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Waisztarroz: You speak well enough for yourself on condemnation.

Weak sauce.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
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