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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-12-2002 06:02:15 PM
... of condoms?
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 10-12-2002 06:03:59 PM
Trojan. Simply because the commercials have high entertainment value.
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Pancake
posted 10-12-2002 06:04:13 PM
Wear an extra person between you and your sexual partner.
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Suddar
posted 10-12-2002 06:04:16 PM
alek's getting jiggy?
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-12-2002 06:07:31 PM
I dunno about over here, but when I went to Europe there were condom machines EVERYWHERE. There was only one major brand, but I forgot the name. What I DO remember is the flavors, every bathroom in london's like a Baskin Robbins.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-12-2002 06:10:03 PM
Trojan. They fit over your entire forearm, too.
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Beer.

Suddar
posted 10-12-2002 06:10:04 PM
quote:
Rodent King thought about the meaning of life:
I dunno about over here, but when I went to Europe there were condom machines EVERYWHERE. There was only one major brand, but I forgot the name. What I DO remember is the flavors, every bathroom in london's like a Baskin Robbins.

*moving to europe*

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-12-2002 06:10:21 PM
quote:
hard technology rock had this to say about Tron:
alek's getting jiggy?

Getting prepared to get "jiggy" would be more apt at the current situation, but if you want to see it like that then the answer is yes.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 10-12-2002 06:32:06 PM
durex or trojans.

Both are reputable, safe and come in many different varieties, ribbed, contoured, with special creme, different sized, just go to a good adult entertainment store, and browse the selection, grab a few that sound promising by a good brand (trojan, durex) and see what you and your partner enjoy most.

Another alternative is to go to the local aids clinic/planned parenting center and ask for a bag of condoms. They'll be major brands, and they'll be free. Can't go wrong with free if you're prolific. When it's $5 for a 3 pack, a $15 a week habit is almost as bad as smoking, so free is good.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Ansrik Silverleaf
Pancake
posted 10-12-2002 07:11:42 PM
quote:
Big_Mac was listening to Cher while typing:

Another alternative is to go to the local aids clinic/planned parenting center and ask for a bag of condoms. They'll be major brands, and they'll be free. Can't go wrong with free if you're prolific. When it's $5 for a 3 pack, a $15 a week habit is almost as bad as smoking, so free is good.

Only 9 condoms? I'm in college I need a hobby.

[ 10-12-2002: Message edited by: Ansrik Silverleaf ]

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Burger
BANNED!
posted 10-13-2002 02:27:20 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ansrik Silverleaf wrote:
Only 9 condoms? I'm in college I need a hobby.

college, 2 jobs, a pack of friends, and a girlfriend, if only i could quit my jobs, kill my friends, and devote all my time to the finer things in life.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Steven Steve
posted 10-13-2002 02:30:54 AM
Using a Fake Name Brand (TM)
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 10-13-2002 02:34:41 AM
Lifestyles.

Trojan's are crap.

(said info given to me by a women's healthcare professional, Trojan's have a much higher failer rate.)

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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 10-13-2002 07:18:31 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Rodent King was all like:
I dunno about over here, but when I went to Europe there were condom machines EVERYWHERE. There was only one major brand, but I forgot the name. What I DO remember is the flavors, every bathroom in london's like a Baskin Robbins.

It's Durex over here.

And I thought everyone sold flavoured condoms. Even the family planning clinic gives out flavoured ones. *Has a friend who for a brief period of time had about 100 condoms in his backpack*

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-13-2002 10:21:16 AM
Durex also makes non-latex condoms, for those with chemical allergies. They're not as elastic, but they do the job.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 10-13-2002 10:46:31 AM
Condoms?

I tease. What I have to say in this conversation has already been said.

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-13-2002 11:30:59 AM
Last year in school they gave out free flavored condoms and lubricant

anarchy insued

i add nothing to this thread


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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 10-13-2002 12:32:55 PM
<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

Taken from here

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-13-2002 12:46:30 PM
rOfL!!!!
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Steven Steve
posted 10-13-2002 01:37:40 PM
haahahaah
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 10-13-2002 03:00:29 PM
i dont need condoms! AHA!
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