I was beautiful once... This face was lovely...
She breaks down into a sobbing heap, a lithe hand placed on her soft cheek. And then, with a surprised shriek, her mask clatters to the ground, revealing the rest of that enchanting face.
Or it would be, if it was not marred by...
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...PINK EYE!
...PINK EYE!
O_o [ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
*eats nem's brains*
Oh my god, You killed Nemmy! You Bastard!
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nem-x had this to say about John Romero:
Let's reinact South Park's pink-eye episode.
Khyron grabs a chainsaw and starts hacking up people left and right
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Everyone wondered WTF when Lashanna wrote:
I was beautiful once... This face was lovely...
I'll still make sweet sweet love to you.
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Drysart's account was hax0red to write:
I'll still make sweet sweet love to you.
But you're the enemy! No sleeping with the enemy, Lash! It ALWAYS loses the fight for us! Haven't you seen James Bond???
quote:
Drysart was really thinking this:
I'll still make sweet sweet love to you, so long as you wear this bag over your head.
Stack o' bibles, it's the truth.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
According to Delidgamond, herpes can be transmitted through the eye.
So pinkeye should be transmittable through the wang! Makes sense to me.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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A sleep deprived Humble Parcelan stammered:
According to Delidgamond, herpes can be transmitted through the eye.
What are some occasions when one would be in a position to transmit herpes via the eye?
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JooJooFlop had this to say about John Romero:
What are some occasions when one would be in a position to transmit herpes via the eye?
Occulingus.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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How.... Karnaj.... uughhhhhh:
Occulingus.
Why would anyone want to lick another person's eyeball? Especially if that person had herpes.
Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defences
Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your face away from cold, unfeeling light
And listen to the music of the night
Close you eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And you'll live as you've never lived before
Softly, deftly, music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness which you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night
Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
Let your soul take you where you long to go
Only then can you belong to me
Floating, falling, sweet intoxication
Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation
Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in
To the harmony which dreams alone can write
The power of the music of the night
You alone can make my song take flight
Help me make the music of the night
(Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera: Andrew Lloyd Webber)
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JooJooFlop stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Why would anyone want to lick another person's eyeball? Especially if that person had herpes.
Well, most people have oral herpes and don't even know it. And hey, there are some freaky people out there.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:Conjunctivitis is an inflammation of the transparent membrane (conjunctiva) that lines your eyelids and part of your eyeballs. Its cause can be a bacterial or viral infection, an allergic reaction or an incompletely opened tear drainage duct in newborns.
Conjunctivitis may make you feel as though something's in your eyes, and you can't get it out. When you awake in the morning, your eyes may seem to be pasted shut. The whites of your eyes also may begin to look pinkish, and you may not see as clearly as you did before.
In conjunctivitis, inflammation causes small blood vessels in the conjunctiva to become more prominent, resulting in a pinkish or reddish cast to the whites of your eyes. In fact, pinkeye and red eye are terms that are commonly used to refer to all types of conjunctivitis.The inflammation of conjunctivitis makes it an irritating condition, but it's usually harmless to your sight. If you suspect conjunctivitis, you can take steps to ease the discomfort. But because it can be contagious, conjunctivitis should be diagnosed and treated early. This is especially important for preschool-age children, who commonly develop both viral and bacterial conjunctivitis.
The article goes on. It does NOT mention herpes at all as being the cause. 
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Kaglaaz How'ler thought about the meaning of life:
From [URL=http://www.mayoclinic.com/findinformation/diseasesandconditions/invoke.cfm?id=DS00258]http://www.mayoclinic.com/findinformation/diseasesandconditions/invoke.cfm?id=DS00258[/UR L]
The article goes on. It does NOT mention herpes at all as being the cause.
I don't think that anyone said that pinkeye was caused by Herpes, only that herpes can be transmitted via the eye, which is weird as hell.
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Azrael Heavenblade Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Hold on...I'm confused here...does Lash have pink eye?
Yes. 
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Azymyth wrote this stupid crap:
Heh heh... Lash said organ...(God, I'm in a weird mood...)
.. I dont get it.. Do you mean like.. The musical instrument.. blowing on it.. Or.. Is there some crazy Sexual Innuendo to this?
Or do you have some weird liver fetish?
Or is this as basic as a Sexual Organ, like a Vagina?
quote:Good question.
Praetor Liam's fortune cookie read:
.. I dont get it.. Do you mean like.. The musical instrument.. blowing on it.. Or.. Is there some crazy Sexual Innuendo to this?Or do you have some weird liver fetish?
Or is this as basic as a Sexual Organ, like a Vagina?
Let's go to Black Mage for the answer!
quote:Definatly weird liver fetishes.
Check out the big brain on Azymyth!
Good question.Let's go to Black Mage for the answer!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Well, anything can do that, really. If you dont cover your mouth when you sneeze, the backlash can get in your eye and fuck it up.
Or it could be a hypersensitivity to a very rare allergen.. or something.
I dunno.
Sucks that ya have it, Lash.
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Kaglaaz How'ler obviously shouldn't have said:
*Kaglaaz drifts in wearing his long black cape and sings*
Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defencesSlowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your face away from cold, unfeeling light
And listen to the music of the night
Close you eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And you'll live as you've never lived before
Softly, deftly, music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind
In this darkness which you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night
Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
Let your soul take you where you long to go
Only then can you belong to me
Floating, falling, sweet intoxication
Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation
Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in
To the harmony which dreams alone can write
The power of the music of the night
You alone can make my song take flight
Help me make the music of the night
(Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera: Andrew Lloyd Webber)
Kaggy you may father one of my chickens. *snuggles him* =)
in other words.. you rock =D
Heheh, I sing "All I ask of You" to my little ones as a lullabye too. (and also at my brothers wedding, it made mom cry!)
