EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Note to self: do not put hand into electric meat grinder
Maradon!
posted 10-09-2002 12:45:31 AM
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-09-2002 12:48:19 AM
Ewwwwwwww!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-09-2002 12:49:14 AM
Holy god
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-09-2002 12:49:33 AM
You're JUST finding Rotten.com?

Dude. This SOOO deserves a timeline. Cos that set of pics has been up for months already, too.

Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 10-09-2002 12:50:40 AM
quote:
The Otaku Penguin enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Holy god

yeah, I would imagine god is pretty damn holy...

Maradon!
posted 10-09-2002 12:54:05 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis said this about your mom:
You're JUST finding Rotten.com?

Dude. This SOOO deserves a timeline. Cos that set of pics has been up for months already, too.


This would be precisely why Drysart instituted the "timeline = ban" policy.

You talk like you visit the site on a regular basis, while masturbating.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-09-2002 12:56:03 AM
So, one question:

How real is that picture? Photoshoped? Fake fingers?

I'm not going through that site to try and find out, thank you. But I figure that somebody knows, right?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Maradon!
posted 10-09-2002 12:58:01 AM
If it's faked, then they did a very, very good job faking a set of four pictures.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-09-2002 12:59:31 AM
I saw that a few months ago and saved the pics

I don't care how morbid it is.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-09-2002 12:59:58 AM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
This would be precisely why Drysart instituted the "timeline = ban" policy.

You talk like you visit the site on a regular basis, while masturbating.


Only now and then, which is why I noticed the pics were so old.

And I said "deserves a timeline" not "omgtimelineroofles!!#31", so..

*runs*

There's funnierstuff on the "Boners" site!

nem-x
posted 10-09-2002 01:00:24 AM
...I'm not going to even click.
Suddar
posted 10-09-2002 01:00:39 AM
....
........
................

i'm..not...really sure...what to say...

even if it's fake, i mean....eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-09-2002 01:02:23 AM
quote:
nem-x was listening to Cher while typing:
...I'm not going to even click.

It would make you WEEP at the sheer thought of having that done to your hand, Nem.

And it was his mouse hand.

HIS MOUSE HAND!

*sobs*

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-09-2002 01:17:40 AM
>.<

OH MY FUCKING GODS >.<

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-09-2002 01:23:23 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Aanile was all like:
>.<

OH MY FUCKING GODS >.<


There's much, much, MUCH worse stuff on rotten.

Try clicking on attempted suicide.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-09-2002 01:25:54 AM
Looks fake to me.
Tralina
Pancake
posted 10-09-2002 07:50:14 AM
Nope, not real. The fingers would have been in much worse condition if it were actually a meat grinder. I say photo shop adict.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-09-2002 07:58:27 AM
Made me hungry. Fresh meat for the grinder, eh?

[ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Alek Saege ]

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-09-2002 08:18:25 AM
Fake, or a really shitty meat grinder.

No, fake.

Maradon!
posted 10-09-2002 09:09:54 AM
I dunno. they look fairly well damaged to me.

Also remember the hand has bones in it, while meat that commonly goes through a meat grinder does not. They could have easily jammed it, preventing the utter destruction of the hand.

Also, you only get to see the back of the hand outside the grinder, whereas the blades would have made most contact on the palm and insides of the fingers.

Not saying everything on rotten.com is real, far from it, just that the arguments that it's fake are inconclusive.

[ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-09-2002 09:13:35 AM
It may be real.

Flesh expansion, with appropriate colour, is hard to reproduce without extensive makeup and special effects.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 10-09-2002 10:59:57 AM
It's still pretty icky.
Skaw
posted 10-09-2002 11:06:32 AM
Delphi, you can use a mouse with your left hand/buy a left hand mouse, windows can even switch up button response for you.

There is no "mouse" hand. It's generally your dominate hand. If, it was/is real, the guy was right handed, I feel sorry for him. Unless he was ambidextrous.

And Maradon, just because the hand was in there doesn't mean they're the reason it went on. Some ass could've plugged it in and flipped the switch while his hand was stuck.

[ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Maradon!
posted 10-09-2002 11:18:50 AM
I'm trying to think up a scenario that would result in a rational person sticking thier hand in an electric meat grinder - plugged or unplugged - and I'm drawing a blank.
Suddar
posted 10-09-2002 11:32:35 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Maradon XP stammered:
I'm trying to think up a scenario that would result in a rational person sticking thier hand in an electric meat grinder - plugged or unplugged - and I'm drawing a blank.

might've dropped a ring at a friend's house, was digging around...and "oh, i'll just flip this light switch here so i can see beRAUUUGH OH MY GOD MY HAND GRAHHHH"

i almost did this once, except i was smart enough to take my hand out first. when i heard the grinder grinding, i first nearly pissed myself and then decided that the ring was only 5 dollars and rather not worth it.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 10-09-2002 11:35:53 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by nem-x:
...I'm not going to even click.
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Maradon!
posted 10-09-2002 12:25:25 PM
It just occurred to me that this might be an in-sink garbage disposal.

That makes it more understandable.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-09-2002 01:28:32 PM
Accually, after looking again... I accually think it was *probaly* an experament. As in, they used a cadaver. However, that is a meat grinder. (I've used one like that before)

If it was a live person... I seriously doubt he'll ever have full use of that hand again.

Peter
Pancake
posted 10-09-2002 01:32:36 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradon XP said:
It just occurred to me that this might be an in-sink garbage disposal.

That makes it more understandable.



can't veiw at work, but I saw it breifly at home, Thats a Meat Grinder. an i seen how som ecould get it stuck in, see you have to push the meat down into the grinder, normally this is done by metal/plastic tool, however soom moron use will use their hands, the store I used to work at on of th Old butchers used his hands.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-09-2002 01:35:46 PM
The first pic that you linked to shows is hand badly mangled, however, there's no blood around the towel its on. Last pic of the set shows a huge scar running along his wrist, and severe scabbing on the thumb.

So to sum it up:
Scabs, scars = blood.
Towel = clean
Pictures = fake.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Maradon!
posted 10-09-2002 02:55:15 PM
It does say they were spraying the whole device with water during cutting to avoid as much collateral damage as possible.

Also it would help them see what they were working with.

It's entirely possible they washed all the visible blood away and used clean towels.

Also, if they were going to fake it, slopping on loads of fake blood would be the first thing they'd do since it would help them hide any inaccuracies in the actual mangled flesh.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-09-2002 05:43:46 PM
However, there is also alot of pressure on the mangled wound itself twith the blades and the walls of the meat grinder..Making a some what effective tournicet to hold back alot of blood...
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-09-2002 06:39:39 PM
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 10-09-2002 06:54:13 PM
True Family Story

Most of you know I'm Hungarian right? Right (I speak it too!), anyhow.

I had a great uncle once who ate a finger once. Really. It goes like this.

One day, back in Hungary, while grinding meat (we have the same one that is in that photo), some little kid, my mother's god child or...someone in the family who was rather young stuck his finger in and got his finger chopped off, index I believe (keep in mind, a small child, like maybe six...seven...I dunno, been a while since I heard the story) and my great uncle got so nervous and rather then putting it in water and rushing to the doctors or anything, he quickly looked around nervously, put it in his mouth and swallowed it.

Yum.

Ozius

EDIT: And Maradon, that's not electric. However said it is, lied. It's a crank one. Similar to the one we have (identical, infact I think...) and same with he one my...family member lost their finger in. You can purchase a seperate thing to crank for you but that whole metal thing on it's own is used to grind meat, by hand. No pun intended.

[ 10-09-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander ]

All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: