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Topic: Sometimes I have to question my own sanity
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-08-2002 01:44:44 AM
So I'm talking the bus home from school and it's 10pm. As the bus passed the various shopping centers near where I live I notice the Safeway sign is lit up to read "SAFEWAY - FOOD AND RUGS." On pure impulse, I got off the bus and walked into the store. I found a clerk who looked like he was new and I said "I'd like to see the rugs, please."

10 minutes and 2 other clerks joining in on the conversation later, the question of why I thought they had rugs FINALLY came up. So, I lead them outside and point to the sign. They point out that the "D" wasn't lit up. I said "Oh" and ran the hell away from there, laughing like a maniac and not looking back. Half an hour or so later I reach home, still in throes of various degrees of laughter. But I stop as soon as I walk through the door, because my parents are asleep and I don't want to wake them.

All I can think as I'm typing this is, "Was that a long way to go for a joke or what?"

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-08-2002 01:45:57 AM
That was amusing.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

nem-x
posted 10-08-2002 01:46:07 AM
Drugs are bad mmmmmkay.


edit: wtfog

[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: nem-x ]

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-08-2002 01:48:28 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Punky Brewster:
All I can think as I'm typing this is, "Was that a long way to go for a joke or what?"

"Tis an ill wind, that blows no minds."

Yes, it sounds like a long way to go for a joke. But, if it kept you laughing all the way home, then it was worth it.

Not to mention, it was funny.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-08-2002 01:49:06 AM
In retrospect, I should have bought something to eat while I was down there. I'm hungry.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
StarShadow
Pancake
posted 10-08-2002 06:59:09 AM
quote:
nem-x stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Drugs are bad mmmmmkay.


edit: wtfog


So are rugs.

"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-08-2002 08:32:18 AM
JooJoo... you get the official Salt Seal of Approval!

*throws a salt shaker at JooJoo*

Joo are awesome!

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