What are ways you make money when you cant get employment, or you "job" is being a full time student.
You'll start out as a bag-man at first, but slowly work your way up to the top! 
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Azeroth thought about the meaning of life:
Sell your bodyto scienceto women for hot sex.
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Verily, Falaanla Marr doth proclaim:
[QUOTE]Azeroth thought about the meaning of life:
[qb]Sell your bodyto scienceto women for hot sex.
I think Im supposed to pay for that, not the other way around
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So quoth Elvish Crack Piper:
I think Im supposed to pay for that, not the other way around
you could always sell your body to gay old men.
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Falaanla Marr said this:
Sell your body to science for hot sex.
I think I'm confused.
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Mr Mort had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I think I'm confused.
Translation for mort: Let yourself be used by hot necromancer womenz for new and shinier buckets
[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
Ummm rake leaves?
Go to a temp agency to work one day a weekend? Or just a few hours a week?
Get an on campus job in the field you are studing? This will also count as experience for when you are done with school.
Sell you blood.
Make a sign and sit in front of the local market. Sign says: Will work for bandwidth. Or computer games. Whatever.
It's why so many nerds are so scrawny.
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Azeroth's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Sell your body to science fiction.
Fixed that for ya there.
And pimping yourself out to various college medical experiments (Assuming your college has a decent sized medical facility, that is) is always profitable, if you can deal with random body parts growing in places you didn't expect.
You know, boobs, another arm... etc. Minor stuff, really.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Knight Rider:
Do what the nerds do, save your lunch money and buy stuff with it.It's why so many nerds are so scrawny.
It all makes sense now!
Tell them you want to be in a test.. you can be in 3 a week... some pay 1keach..
just dont go into pharmacudicals.. they pay the most but have bad effects.. try they whole " insomnia " and "headache" tests...
last time i did those < in="" college=""> i got 500 for the insomnia and 1200 for the headache thing..
and they didnt do squat but watch my sleep patterns... and.. DUH i wasnt sleeping..
so.. look into it 
also.. if you are female sell an egg or 2 *1k each*.. males... let the love flow *50bucks a yank* [ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: Timpofee ]
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Timpofee had this to say about Optimus Prime:
also.. if you are female sell an egg or 2 *1k each*..
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Evil Tarquinn had this to say about John Romero:
[QUOTE]Timpofee had this to say about Optimus Prime:
[qb]also.. if you are female sell an egg or 2 *1k each*..
Then you get into the whole thing of having a child.. HAVING NEVER GOTTEN PREGNANT!
Oh, and there's the whole period/cramps thing. If men had that kinda pain, they'dve come up with a cure centuries ago.
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Evil Tarquinn had this to say about pies:
[QUOTE]Timpofee had this to say about Optimus Prime:
[qb]also.. if you are female sell an egg or 2 *1k each*..
They have a limited supply and it's waaay more invasive than getting sperm from us
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Delphi Aegis said this about your mom:
Then you get into the whole thing of having a child.. HAVING NEVER GOTTEN PREGNANT!
--Iuli
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We were all impressed when Delphi Aegis wrote:
Then you get into the whole thing of having a child.. HAVING NEVER GOTTEN PREGNANT!Oh, and there's the whole period/cramps thing.
If men had that kinda pain, they'dve come up with a cure centuries ago.
Yeah... men rule. Literally, hehehe. I still like women though 
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Alek Saege had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Yeah... men rule. Literally, hehehe. I still like women though.
You're awarded 2 points for your excellent tact.
