I'd start us off, but I'm unfunny, so I'll just make the high-pitched voice! 
Make EC references for bonus points!
Skaw will be chosen by powers on high to represent the people of earth in a competition between the world. He is frightened, until he learns it is a video game competition. His fears are renewed when he learns the game is titled: "Skaw Can't Win" for the N64.
Kegwen will finally realize that he doesn't have to claim he's gay every moment he's awake for people to believe him.
The world is speechless as Ja`Deth's reply to a recent event where comic book characters come to life and terrorize the population is: "Is Wendy's still open?"
International scandal rages through the tabloids as a two dollar prostitute finds Maradon playing Starfox Adventures on the GameCube, Kingdom Hearts on the PS2, and a Necromancer on EQ all at the same time.
In a freak act of God, Waisztarroz, Janus, Nekraalt, Vise, and MorbId are fused together in a terrible mutation. Not surprisingly, they have even less of a life when combined.
A special remake of 'The Scorpion King' is made, with all significant parts played by Delidgamond.
Gydyon finally pays off his student loans.
World ends.
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Nobody really understood why Humble Parcelan wrote:
Bajah and Suchii will be married, but there will be many arguments. First, they will complain who is to be the man and who the woman. Bajah will point out that he is more manly, but Suchii will point out that she has the penis. A new argument begins...
Wtf? o_O
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SuchiiMarine! had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Wtf? o_O
He didn't say who's penis...
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Ferret attempted to be funny by writing:
He didn't say who's penis...
thats even worse.
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Ferret obviously shouldn't have said:
He didn't say who's penis...
I didnt need to hear that.
ewww
Ferrel!
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Amarys had this to say about John Romero:
I wanna pee standing up =(
Theres a website about this somewhere...
Ferrel!
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Amarys wrote this stupid crap:
I wanna pee standing up =(
It's not all it's made out to be. It sucks in the morning when your half asleep and your aim is off, believe me. And the constant upkeep, you either get half of it chopped off or it wash it thoroughly.
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Kegwen will finally realize that he doesn't have to claim he's gay every moment he's awake for people to believe him.
What the fuck?
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
I am of the opinion that you try entirely too hard.
I could make an equally valid argument that a few members of this board like to remind everyone how much they love women every opportunity they get.
But I won't... because it's rather dumb.
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Humble Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
World ends.Gydyon finally pays off his student loans.
Fixed an error.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Did that happen while I was really doped out on my drugs too?
I feel so out of the loop
[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: The Nae (tm) ]
I am like the gay den-mother, and I didn't even know he was gay! Kegwen, you have to come to me for your little gay gift pack, a hug, some choclate and some Dew. 
In the year 2000, Karnaj will still not have matured. Luckily, this is a good thing as he will make billions off his brand of humor.
In the year 2000, Waisz will be banned. For the 13th time.
In the year 2000, Dawn will be pushed back for just 'one more month of perfecting bugs'.
IN the year 2000, Lyinar will have made her 1 millionth personality. He will be schizophrenic,transsexual,blind, and a serial killer.
In the year 2000, Terena Azal will still be considered "khyron's alt". Doh.
In the year 2000, scientists will discover a "Rosetta Stone" for Rera speak. Unfortunately, anyone who gazes upon it goes insane and becomes incoherent.
In the year 2000, Drysart will do a comic. He'll then have a 'writers block' that will last for another year. By then, nobody cares.
Done.
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The Nae (tm) obviously shouldn't have said:
Kegwen's gay?Did that happen while I was really doped out on my drugs too?
I feel so out of the loop
I am like the gay den-mother, and I didn't even know he was gay! Kegwen, you have to come to me for your little gay gift pack, a hug, some choclate and some Dew.
See Parce? I don't try that hard.
And Nae... sounds like fun. 
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There was much rejoicing when Kegwen 2.0 said this:
See Parce? I don't try that hard.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Kegwen will finally realize that he doesn't have to claim he's gay every moment he's awake for people to believe him.
Keg's gay? Really?
Wow... the freaky shit I never knew.
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Kegwen 2.0 thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
See Parce? I don't try that hard.And Nae... sounds like fun.
yay!!!!!!!!!!
Illanae hands Kegwen his shiny pack!
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SuchiiMarine! thought about the meaning of life:
Wtf? o_O
I think that's the first joke about me from Parce that I don't get / see the point of :/
Other than that, I laughed my ass off
quote:I get it.
Bajah had this to say about pies:
I think that's the first joke about me from Parce that I don't get / see the point of :/Other than that, I laughed my ass off
...
I think.
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Bajah had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I think that's the first joke about me from Parce that I don't get / see the point of :/Other than that, I laughed my ass off
Suchii is taller than you, and probally capable of kicking your ass. This technically makes you "the bitch" in the relationship...
The penis comment was just strange though. Maybe she ripped yours off on the wedding night? I dunno.
Osama bin Laden, after living in a cave for many years, comes out of hiding to discover Al Qaeda has changed its manifesto in his abscence. They no longer seek the destruction of America, rather, they want only to be able to dance in pink tutus. Osama turns himself in the next day.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Gydyon's love for chicken wings leads him to create an environment like Hooters. Lacking waitresses, he does everything himself. It fails its health inspection five minutes after opening and is shut down.
Pvednes goes on a mass murder spree, slaughtering thousands of innocents. Lacking a proper death penalty, Australia sentences him to the most cruel punishment they can: forcing him to watch the Crocodile Hunter 22 hours a day.
Faeth finally attempts his oft-threatened Texas Beatdown. All goes well until he realizes he is small and girlish. After the assault gone awry, he cannot sit down for half a year.
LeMiere's image as a long-haired prettyboy is ruined as tabloids all show photos of him scratching himself and drinking beer in front of the TV.
KaLourin is the first RP character to use the background: "parents killed by phantom mullet".
Kagrama is finally elected president! By this time, the war on Iraq is still in full swing, so President Kagrama appeals to the UN to have him replaced by a playful gibbon. The UN agrees.
Nuclear warfare.
