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Topic: It has come to my attention
Skaw
posted 10-07-2002 08:49:25 PM
That the reason Taran wears sporty shades is not because of the damage the sun can cause to eyes, But because he is blind!

Think about it. Even when in his home city of Neriak, the cavernous hellhole, he still wears them. Why wear sunglasses in the darkest place in the world? My theory is proved.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-07-2002 08:50:15 PM
That logic did not work on Jake and Elwood.

It will not work here.

Suddar
posted 10-07-2002 08:53:39 PM
they look cool, doofus.
Skaw
posted 10-07-2002 08:54:28 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Cuba:
That logic did not work on Jake and Elwood.

It will not work here.


But he always seems to be looking down at an angle, which means he doesn't know which way to look straight ahead!

Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 10-07-2002 09:44:40 PM
Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Skaw
posted 10-07-2002 10:19:14 PM
I don't talk like William Shatner.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 10-07-2002 10:26:10 PM
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 10-07-2002 10:27:27 PM
quote:
Woody had this to say about pies:

Is this war going to turn into a Photoshop competition? =/

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 10-07-2002 10:35:41 PM
Nah. Just nudging everyone to play until the thing really starts.

((Not trying to offend anyone... just pm me if you want me to back off))

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 10-07-2002 10:37:32 PM
Just wondering...

It probably will have an element of that throughout, though...

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-07-2002 10:53:00 PM
er...don't kill me for treason, but he IS a spellcaster. He probably wears them for the same reason I wear mine: Protects your eyes from dangerous flashes of light.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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MorbId
Pancake
posted 10-07-2002 10:54:26 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Pirotess:
er...don't kill me for treason, but he IS a spellcaster. He probably wears them for the same reason I wear mine: Protects your eyes from dangerous flashes of light.

..And flying shards of rubble, or unpleasant squirting liquids.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-07-2002 11:02:21 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when MorbId said:
..And flying shards of rubble, or unpleasant squirting liquids.

Or sisters trying to poke you in the eyes, yeah. You get the idea.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-07-2002 11:20:53 PM
He wears them to reduce stress.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Skaw
posted 10-07-2002 11:21:02 PM
quote:
How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
er...don't kill me for treason, but he IS a spellcaster. He probably wears them for the same reason I wear mine: Protects your eyes from dangerous flashes of light.

He's a dark necromancer! Theres no flashing lights! Theres flashing uhh... dark!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-08-2002 03:56:10 AM
Or you could assume he wears them for the same reason that wearing your sunglasses at night is so hip.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-08-2002 03:59:12 AM
It's hard trying to be the cool kid who wore sunglasses everywhere back in elementry school.

Especially with people like me always stealing them.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Skaw
posted 10-08-2002 04:12:34 AM
quote:
How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
Or you could assume he wears them for the same reason that wearing your sunglasses at night is so hip.

Theres a difference between wearing them at night in a lighted city and wearing them in a dark cave. You can still see in the city! His ultravision is no use with them obstructing his eyesight!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-08-2002 04:24:47 AM
Let's see...

erm...running out of reasons...

maybe they're some sort of artifact sight-enhancing lenses? Probably X-Ray specs or something.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Skaw
posted 10-08-2002 04:27:21 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Pirotess:
Let's see...

erm...running out of reasons...

maybe they're some sort of artifact sight-enhancing lenses? Probably X-Ray specs or something.


Who needs X-Ray specs in Neriak?

Points to The Maiden's Fancy.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-08-2002 04:38:48 AM
maybe he is blind...does he carry a staff? Or use an undead guide dog? Don't necros get some sort of "see through your pet's eyes" spell?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Skaw
posted 10-08-2002 04:40:41 AM
Yeah, Sight Graft.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 10-08-2002 11:50:49 AM
I think Taran, if asked, would respond "I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can
watch you weave then breathe your story lines, and I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes."
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 10-08-2002 11:53:55 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Judge Gydyon:
I think Taran, if asked, would respond "I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines, and I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes."
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-08-2002 07:38:56 PM
Thanks Gydyon. Now I'll never get that song out of my head...had it stuck in my head last night...oi...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Tralina
Pancake
posted 10-10-2002 04:32:58 PM
Maybe he wears his sunglasses at night to make you wonder.

Or maybe Dark Elves don't all live in a cave.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 10-10-2002 06:38:21 PM
He contracted Lash's pink-eye! It's sweeping through the enemy ranks like some kind of civil war-era cholera! They will be no match for us in their weakened, crusty-eyed state!

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 10-10-2002 06:40:40 PM
Testing area.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-10-2002 06:48:04 PM
quote:
Judge Gydyon spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I think Taran, if asked, would respond "I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can
watch you weave then breathe your story lines, and I wear my sunglasses at night so I can so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes."

I love you Gyd! I was gonna post that if someone else didnt

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-10-2002 07:46:12 PM
His future's so bright he has to wear shades.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-10-2002 08:00:04 PM
quote:
Vorbo Goatboy impressed everyone with:
His future's so bright he has to wear shades.

You are not allowed to speak anymore.

omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 10-10-2002 09:01:18 PM
quote:
Naimah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You are not allowed to speak anymore.

Ya I second that, ya
GOAT!!!!

[ 10-10-2002: Message edited by: Dark_Nemesis ]

just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
Steven Steve
posted 10-10-2002 09:05:29 PM
Have you ever thought for one second that his vision is augmented(tm)?
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