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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-07-2002 01:09:29 AM
I have... cheetos!

What are you snacking on right now

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Skaw
posted 10-07-2002 01:11:46 AM
Nothing! Yummy!
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-07-2002 01:13:01 AM
Just finished poptarts!

No bunnay though

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Grendel
Pancake
posted 10-07-2002 01:13:06 AM
Small animals. Actually nothing, It's 1 A.M. and i have a big test I didn't study for in the morning.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-07-2002 01:14:04 AM
I'm eating a clown.

Tastes funny.

HA. HA.

[ 10-07-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-07-2002 01:15:09 AM
HALVED PECANS!

Yes.

They fucking own.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-07-2002 01:15:53 AM
BBQ chicken and ribs from Caveman Kitchens.

I had a BBQ beef sandwich earlier. Mmmmmmm.

We really need a "yummy face" smiley.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-07-2002 01:18:09 AM
smarties and about to go onto banana icecream with chocolate chunks and fudge swirls
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 10-07-2002 01:21:35 AM
Animal crackers! Nummy.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-07-2002 01:24:02 AM
You don't wanna know.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 10-07-2002 02:02:03 AM
Dried noodles
Mmm Mmm Good
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Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 10-07-2002 11:28:09 AM
quote:
Black Mage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I'm eating a clown.

Tastes funny.

HA. HA.

Does not!

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-07-2002 12:09:59 PM
I've just finished a chocolate fudge brownie.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-07-2002 02:22:07 PM
OMFBBQ = Oh my fucking barbeque?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 10-07-2002 02:24:43 PM
I just ate a muffin at school for bruch... It was good
just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 10-07-2002 02:25:39 PM
OREO COOKIE BARS

they are the ambrosia of the gods

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-07-2002 03:16:20 PM
a big brick of milk chocolate.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-07-2002 03:18:11 PM
Absolutely nothing now.

I had some powerade for lunch.

It was tasty. :/

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-07-2002 03:19:25 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Densetsu said:
OMFBBQ = Oh my fucking barbeque?

Yaes!

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-07-2002 03:20:08 PM
quote:
Bajah obviously shouldn't have said:
Absolutely nothing now.

I had some powerade for lunch.

It was tasty. :/

Hug t3h Bajah!

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 10-07-2002 03:20:31 PM
Mmmmm Dew.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-07-2002 03:20:46 PM
As in the barbeque is somehow causing you pain?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-07-2002 03:20:57 PM
quote:
SuchiiMarine! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Hug t3h Bajah!

My day just got about a billion times better

*hug t3h Suchii!*

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-07-2002 03:30:41 PM
quote:
Karnaj got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
As in the barbeque is somehow causing you pain?

It kept grilling me for answers

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-07-2002 03:32:51 PM
quote:
SuchiiMarine! had this to say about John Romero:
It kept grilling me for answers

Ow, that hurts. Felt that right in the ol' briquettes. Like a steak through my heart.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-07-2002 03:41:52 PM
*puts both Suchii and Karnaj on his list of "People to kill when the war starts because of puns they made."*

Guess who's at the top of the list.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-07-2002 03:43:01 PM
quote:
Verily, JooJooFlop doth proclaim:
*puts both Suchii and Karnaj on his list of "People to kill when the war starts because of puns they made."*

Guess who's at the top of the list.


MORTIOUS!
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-07-2002 03:45:16 PM
Nah, we're on the same team now.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Jade Shebari
Pancake
posted 10-07-2002 03:47:19 PM
quote:
Mr Mort wrote this stupid crap:
I've just finished a chocolate fudge brownie.

What happened to this diet? ;P

And me? nothing.. =/ Not sure what to eat for breakfast..

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-07-2002 03:47:34 PM
Get thee to a punnery!
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-07-2002 03:47:50 PM
*refrains from making a bad sexual joke about being on the same team*
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-07-2002 03:48:48 PM
Bajah is no fun right now.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-07-2002 03:50:09 PM
Bajah is at work right now, trying to keep from going bugnutsinsane and dancing around, throwing monitors out of windows.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-07-2002 03:52:44 PM
Bugs don't have nuts.

Well, arctic ice bugs do, but they are very, very small.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-07-2002 04:01:04 PM
quote:
Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
Well, arctic ice bugs do, but they are very, very small.

Found a new sigpic for you, Karnaj. It's from the Arctic.

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-07-2002 04:11:30 PM
Gobstoppers. Healthy, no? I like to bite straight through them without even bothering to wait until they're melted down.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-07-2002 04:18:40 PM
a pen

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-07-2002 06:31:07 PM
I just finished eating some cheetos.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 10-07-2002 07:00:01 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I'm eating a clown.

Tastes funny.

HA. HA.

This made me laugh more then it should have.

Ozius

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-07-2002 07:36:50 PM
quote:
Bajah's fortune cookie read:
Found a new sigpic for you, Karnaj. It's from the Arctic.

But they are not arctic ice bugs! These are arctic ice bugs:

And if you are not careful, they will eat your tender, tender flesh.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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