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Topic: I have a baaaaaaaaaad mind.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 01:18:12 PM
So I'm looking through Realm abilities... I see triple weild on the Hibernia one.

I'm thinking, "NO WAY! For triple weild, they'd need a third arm! Where would they get... a third..."

I'm sure those of you who think like I do, know where that's heading.

Grendel
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 01:19:39 PM
That would be quite an amazing feat.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-05-2002 01:21:57 PM
Hmm, two swords and a spea ... uh, nevermind.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 10-05-2002 01:30:48 PM
It's a floating blade.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 01:33:51 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
It's a floating blade.

Spoil sport.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-05-2002 01:47:52 PM
Wielding it like that would be impressive, but parrying an attack would be even moreso
MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 01:55:58 PM
"My Schwarz is bigger than yours!"

obscure references rule

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

Alaan
posted 10-05-2002 02:03:53 PM
Bah. That is so not obscure MadCat.

Spaceballs rulez!

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-05-2002 02:06:29 PM
I havent even seen spaceballs and I still got that
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 02:09:47 PM
MC's like, from Europe somewhere Maybe it's just obscure over there
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-05-2002 02:13:13 PM
The actual line is,
quote:
And I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
So sayeth Dark Helmet.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-05-2002 02:22:06 PM
What does "schwartz" mean anyway?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 02:58:23 PM
dolphins have prehensile penises.
Oh shi...
what
posted 10-05-2002 09:25:49 PM
Where can one find out what all the Realm Abilities are to put realm points into? I can't find out what things are for Runemaster :\
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 10:04:49 PM
(pokes Khyron)
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Ryuujin
posted 10-05-2002 10:06:34 PM
Pokes the Bunny
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 10:08:07 PM
(erfs)

(pokes Ryuujin)

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-05-2002 10:11:17 PM
Floating weapon?

How boring.

I'd rather see special helmets that let you headbutt with an axe blade or something.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-05-2002 10:12:01 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived •Delidgamond• stammered:
Where can one find out what all the Realm Abilities are to put realm points into? I can't find out what things are for Runemaster :\

http://www.camelotherald.com/

Realm Abilities on the left

Then 'Master List'

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-05-2002 10:12:28 PM
quote:
•Delidgamond•'s account was hax0red to write:
Where can one find out what all the Realm Abilities are to put realm points into? I can't find out what things are for Runemaster :\

http://www.camelotherald.com/realmabilities/runemaster.html

Your most important one will be Mastery of Magery, which gives you 3% more spell damage per spell level. (Which finishes at 15% increase in damage, not that bad.) Also, Mastery of the Art is good for your bolt spells, as with it at its full level and quickcast you can unload a bolt like nothing else.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 10:16:09 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about (_|_):
Floating weapon?

How boring.

I'd rather see special helmets that let you headbutt with an axe blade or something.


Like that?

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 10-05-2002 10:19:13 PM
Pokes Cass a few times too, just for old times' sake.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 10:30:07 PM
(nuzzles ArchAngel.. throwing in a suprise poke for good measure)
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-05-2002 10:35:34 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about (_|_):
What does "schwartz" mean anyway?

Spaceballs the movie, it's a spoof on StarWars.

the "Schwartz" is spoof of "The Force"

and on that note, may the Schwartz be with you!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 10-05-2002 10:45:24 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Cassandra:
(nuzzles ArchAngel.. throwing in a suprise poke for good measure)

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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