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Topic: I'm Ellen Feiss, and I'm a stoner..
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 10-04-2002 02:20:15 AM

roofles.

nem-x
posted 10-04-2002 02:34:21 AM
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2002 03:12:43 AM
hehehhehe
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StarShadow
Pancake
posted 10-04-2002 06:22:19 AM
Talk about catering for a younger target audience.

Or is Apple suggesting that only stoned people would be stupid enough to use iMacs?

"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-04-2002 06:30:18 AM
Just because a person uses a Mac, does not make them stupid, nor does it make them targets of ridicule.

People use what they like.

you may not see many commercials for "Buy a PC" in general, but you do see Dell/Compaq and whatnot. And those commercials get as much shit as Mac commercials do.

Especially Dell.. You'd figure they would have killed off that guy by now..

BUT, anyway. You dont have to make fun of Macs, or People who use macs every chance you get.

Just take the joke as it is.. a play on Apple's Ad Campaign.

You fucking PCNazis.

Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 10-04-2002 07:23:32 AM
quote:
Tal!@'s account was hax0red to write:
Just take the joke as it is.. a play on Apple's Ad Campaign.

You fucking PCNazis.


Maybe we need to take our own advice

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-04-2002 10:57:37 AM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Just because a person uses a Mac, does not make them stupid, nor does it make them targets of ridicule.

People use what they like.

you may not see many commercials for "Buy a PC" in general, but you do see Dell/Compaq and whatnot. And those commercials get as much shit as Mac commercials do.

Especially Dell.. You'd figure they would have killed off that guy by now..

BUT, anyway. You dont have to make fun of Macs, or People who use macs every chance you get.

Just take the joke as it is.. a play on Apple's Ad Campaign.

You fucking PCNazis.


Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-04-2002 11:04:26 AM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about Duck Tales:
Just because a person uses a Mac, does not make them stupid, nor does it make them targets of ridicule.

Yes it does.

But Vorago beat the PA posting. Bastard.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-04-2002 11:10:33 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
But Vorago beat the PA posting. Bastard.

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-04-2002 12:23:39 PM
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Maradon!
posted 10-04-2002 09:26:33 PM
What bugs me most about those commercials isn't the people, it's the fact that all thier mud slinging at PC's is completely false.

Drivers? I download video card drivers. that's...about it. I don't even really have to do that.

Crashes? Lost information? What're those?

I do like the fact that Apple exists, though, for the same reason I like the fact that Intel exists. An industry with no competition is a rather unhealthy industry.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-04-2002 09:43:51 PM
oh yeah... caught one of those last night..
woman had sooo much trouble with her PC, crashes, lost data...


she bought a mac and it NEVER crashes, she never loses data, and has an entire network of them in her office and doesnt even need an IT person..

O_o

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Maradon!
posted 10-04-2002 09:46:19 PM
Yeah, rofl. I've worked with networked G4's, and it's true: they don't have any of the problems that Windows networks have.

Thier problems are in a class aaaall thier own.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-04-2002 10:44:15 PM
quote:
aurywoof's fortune cookie read:

roofles.


roofles indeed!

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nem-x
posted 10-05-2002 03:11:01 AM
nem-x
posted 10-05-2002 03:38:16 AM


It's the next domokun!

[ 10-05-2002: Message edited by: nem-x ]

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 10-05-2002 06:16:02 AM
I have a PC with WinXP. It never ever ever crashes.

I have a mac laptop, couple years old. It hangs a whole lot.

Mud slinging hooray.

Suddar
posted 10-05-2002 12:51:24 PM
eeennnnnnnngggghhhhhh?

i wonder if ellen feiss is proud of herself. she's famous!

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 12:56:30 PM
quote:
Maradon XP wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What bugs me most about those commercials isn't the people, it's the fact that all their mud slinging at PC's is completely false.

"And my computer started going like 'beep beep beep' and half my report was GONE!"

Ahem. Bullshit.

Anyway, someone post the parody commercial!

Suddar
posted 10-05-2002 01:00:43 PM
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Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 01:38:01 PM
Typing "Ellen Feiss" into google yields this.

I'm simply speechless.

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 01:46:10 PM
Ellen Feiss Fan Club!


Woot!

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-05-2002 01:50:50 PM
So, I was walking by a Mac in the store, and itwent Beep Beep Beep and then it suddenly grew arms and attacked me, breaking 6 ribs and knocking three teeth out. I started walkig by IBMs, and I haven't been attacked since
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-05-2002 01:52:42 PM
quote:
hard technology rock wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
http://drunkgamers.com/switch0001.shtml

That was quite frankly, one of the funniest things I've seen this month

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 01:54:12 PM
Suddar
posted 10-05-2002 01:55:02 PM
amen, yo.
Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 10-05-2002 05:56:48 PM
The apple ad's are evil in saying PC, as if they were all the same. They're not, and that's the big differance. Some run Linux, or Win95 or Win2k or whathaveyou.

The poor shmucks in the apple ads never used a computer on Win2k or XP, because if they had, they wouldn't have 'lost data'. If they managed to with that operating system they need to be fucking shot.

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
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