Hehe I accually had a cat who would catch mice, wound them and let them go for us to catch. Made me feel like she thought we was her children and she was trying to teach us how to hunt.
My cat likes to bring live gater snakes into the house because he knows how cool I think snakes are.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
