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Topic: Pissing contest
Oh shi...
what
posted 10-03-2002 07:56:22 AM
My dad can kick the shit out of your dad
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-03-2002 08:04:12 AM
Where's your third sig quote from?

The first two are fairly obvious.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Oh shi...
what
posted 10-03-2002 08:08:15 AM
Soul Reaver 2 you peasent
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 10-03-2002 08:26:57 AM
my mom can kick the shit out of your whole family.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 10-03-2002 08:55:06 AM
quote:
Kloie thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
my mom cat can kick the shit out of your whole family everyone.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-03-2002 08:58:13 AM
My shit can kick the cat out of your family!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-03-2002 09:08:33 AM
quote:
•Delidgamond• enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Soul Reaver 2 you peasent

Oh, THAT shitty game.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 10-03-2002 09:22:58 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Tarquinn wrote:
My shit can kick the cat out of your family!

My cat can kick the family out of your shit!

omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 01:58:14 PM
My dog would eat your cat!
just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
Goma
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 04:07:25 PM
My dad wins this one, hands down. I dont even think I need to explain myself, even though 99% of EC has no clue what my dad is like.

Liam is good at it because he's afraid and he describes it better =D

One way I described my dad's job is that "he makes grown men cry".

And no, he's not a Drill Sargeant :P

Now, if this thread was just for fun than ive ranted for way too long and ill stfu now.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 10-03-2002 04:08:59 PM
Your dad definitely assassinated FLQ members up in Northen Quebec when he was 20 or so.

I have no fucking doubt in my mind.

Goma
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 04:33:13 PM
Ive never asked him about his past, and I dont intend to. But from what your dad said, its very plausable.

But meh, I dont really care. He's my dad and he's pretty cool =D

roflolobloalsdo liam pwnd by loonix

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 10-03-2002 04:36:36 PM
quote:
D obviously shouldn't have said:
Oh, THAT shitty game.

EAT THOSE WORDS BISH!

[ 10-03-2002: Message edited by: Nekralt Avaane ]

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-03-2002 06:58:40 PM
My kick can shit the dog out of your pants!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 10-03-2002 08:27:54 PM
oh yeah? I know a ninja!! and he is a mailman too! oh yea! PSYCHO NINJA MAILMAN! take that you peons!
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 08:41:42 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this stupid crap:
My kick can shit the dog out of your pants!

No, no, no, you have it all wrong.

Its supposed to be "my pants can dog the shit out of your kick"

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 11:39:15 PM
quote:
Verily, Batty doth proclaim:
My cat can kick the family out of your shit!

Hehe, it's funny to imagine a small family of 4 living in shit, then being kicked out by a cat...

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