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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 03:53:57 AM
Best Movie Swordsman.

Best use of nudity for ARTISTIC merit?

Most innacurate ammunition expense in a single action sequence?

Thats it for now..

Oh shi...
what
posted 10-03-2002 03:56:18 AM
quote:
Tal!@ was naked while typing this:
Most innacurate ammunition expense in a single action sequence?

Hot Shots Part Duex

[ 10-03-2002: Message edited by: •Delidgamond• ]

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-03-2002 04:00:45 AM
1) Madmartigan from Willow!

2) American Beauty! Though it wasn't really "nude", the part with the flowers in the hot tub was close enough.

3) Does Legolas shooting 289284092840294820948209 arrows and his quiver being full every scene count?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 10-03-2002 04:01:05 AM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Best Movie Swordsman.
Madmartigan!!

Best use of nudity for ARTISTIC merit?
Who cares about artistic merit!?

Most innacurate ammunition expense in a single action sequence?
The Rambo scene in UHF!


The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 04:07:44 AM
Archie from Rob Roy > MadMartigan

Artistic merit DOES matter..
(The break in scene from "A Clockwork Orange")

And allow me to rephrase..

Most innacurate use of ammunition WITHOUT it BEING A JOKE.

Oh shi...
what
posted 10-03-2002 04:08:50 AM
Street Fighter when Van Damn does a roll to dodge 10 guys with automatic machine guns that are surrounding him and are above him.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-03-2002 04:10:08 AM
quote:
Tal!@ thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Best Movie Swordsman.



Inigo Montoya


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 04:12:19 AM
See above post, where I mentioned jokes?

Street Fighter WAS A JOKE.

Thank you, drive through..

I do realize, that in Canadia, pathetic films such as "Street Fighter" are considered masterpieces of cinema, However, in the real world (as in, not Canadia) we base movies off more important issues, such as proper boob display, action that like, could really kill people, and sometime, plot.

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 04:13:38 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Knight Rider:

Inigo Montoya

I am fairly confidant that Archie could take Inigo..

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-03-2002 04:19:17 AM
Probably, but Inigo has more style


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-03-2002 04:20:50 AM
1. Buddy from Six String Samurai

2. Artisti-what?

3. Hot Shots Part Deux

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 04:59:45 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when •Delidgamond• said:
Hot Shots Part Duex


UHF had both sides of it, least AND most.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-03-2002 05:18:54 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Tal!@:
Best Movie Swordsman.

Best use of nudity for ARTISTIC merit?

Most innacurate ammunition expense in a single action sequence?

Thats it for now..


1> The Dread Pirate Fa.. er Wesley

2> Hrm.. Artistic? In a movie? Gah Im stumped on that one *seen too many movies and they are all in a jumble* Ill get back to you on this one.

3> Prolly Hot Shots Part Deux.. I cant think of any other..


*snuggles Tal cause she didnt get to in Main chat*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-03-2002 05:22:23 AM
1. What Synny said.
2. The bit with the flowers in American Beauty.
3. Hot Shots Part Deux.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-03-2002 05:27:17 AM
Don't worry, Tal. -I- read your post about serious gun fights.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Jade Shebari
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 05:29:19 AM
Well by expense does he mean actual cost or just usage of the ammunition not adding up with the amt of rounds the gun should be able to take.. if thats the case.. I totally agree with you, on Legolas, Snoota!
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-03-2002 05:33:46 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Don't worry, Tal. -I- read your post about serious gun fights.

I didn't either! I mean...

Oh wait.

[ 10-03-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 05:37:02 AM
quote:
From the book of Synjari, chapter 3, verse 16:
1> The Dread Pirate Fa.. er Wesley

You see, the name is the important thing. Nobody would ever surrender to the Dread Pirate Billie....

Yes, Yes.. I know, you hate me.. If I ever show my face in Texas, I'm sure you intend to rip it off, and make a lampshade of it.


And thank you Snoota.. you win the runners up prize.. I meant with guns, but I didnt say with guns, and Legolas was like, an elven gatling gun.. So, you get second place.. possibly bumped up to first, IF you bother going to Red Square..

[ 10-03-2002: Message edited by: Tal!@ ]

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-03-2002 05:38:07 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Tal!@ wrote:
You see, the name is the important thing. Nobody would ever surrender to the Dread Pirate Billie....

Yes, Yes.. I know, you hate me.. If I ever show my face in Texas, I'm sure you intend to rip it off, and make a lampshade of it.


You are so ded.

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 05:40:58 AM
Only if:

1. Fae happens to find this thread.

2. I ever go to Texas again.


So, basically, yeah, I am so ded...

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-03-2002 05:45:34 AM
*giggles**snuggles Tal* you rock =D I liek this thread!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 10-03-2002 05:46:04 AM
I couldn't think of many "new" movies off the top of my head that did that with shooting, besides Lord of the Rings. And the only other old movies I could really think were obvious jokes, like Hot Shots.

Now that I've had time to think about it, the opening shoot out in John Woo's Hard Boiled would have been my nomination.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-03-2002 09:06:32 AM
I can't remember the name of the movie, but it was an older Arnold Schwarzaneggar movie. He was a cop, or something, and I know it involved Russians.

Anyways, he's running through this hotel with a revolver, and gets into a shootout in a hallway.

Nine. Shots. In. A. Row. No reloading. With a revolver.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 09:09:39 AM
Red Heat
Peter
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 09:48:03 AM
quote:
Tal!@ stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
....

Most innacurate ammunition expense in a single action sequence?

Thats it for now..


the scene in Predator were they get spooked and unload into the Jungle. and Even if that mini gun could as much ammo, the barrels would have melted of after a few seconds

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-03-2002 08:04:46 PM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about Duck Tales:
Best Movie Swordsman.

Best use of nudity for ARTISTIC merit?

Most innacurate ammunition expense in a single action sequence?

Thats it for now..


Yoda.

Ghost in the Shell. (Yah, I know it's anime, but the scene in the begining where they are putting her back together... You see everything, but it just serves to make her kinda creepy.)

The loby scene from The Matrix (I have no idea if it was accurate or not, but that was one CRAPLOAD of ammo).

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Skaw
posted 10-03-2002 08:53:01 PM
quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about John Romero:
Best Movie Swordsman.

Best use of nudity for ARTISTIC merit?

Most innacurate ammunition expense in a single action sequence?

Thats it for now..


1. Why, Richard Lewis in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. No one can stab at a doughnut quite like him!

2. No idea.

3. Any Chow Yun-Fat movie.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-03-2002 09:19:28 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
1. Buddy from Six String Samurai


You mean that movie wasn't just a hallucination?

Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 10-03-2002 09:37:43 PM
1) Darth Maul

2)American Beauty

3) xXx (heat seeking rockets don't fucking go after the dinky little heat cigarettes give off)

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-03-2002 10:12:32 PM
quote:
Pyscho had this to say about John Romero:
the scene in Predator were they get spooked and unload into the Jungle. and Even if that mini gun could as much ammo, the barrels would have melted of after a few seconds


This aint the 1800's, the Minigun he was using is a modern weapon, which means..

Air cooled barrels, firing once every 7 rounds, and rotating at a high speed, cools the barrels enough to prevent damage.

Kinda like the Phalanx cannon on navy ships, multiple barrels + speed of rotation = cool barrels.

And just so ya know.. barrels dont melt. They burn out, and get fucked, but they dont melt. It take a lot more heat than bullet friction can produce to melt steel.

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