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Topic: Being the only Computer Saavy One In Class Sux
Ryuujin
posted 10-02-2002 02:14:09 AM
Because you'll CONSTANTLY be taken advantage of and taken away from your own work.

It's just like yesterday morning, I had 2 people want me to remove Foolproof from their computers, 2 to get me to get them sound on their computer, all while I'm trying to finish my Microsoft Access project.

And what a bunch of goddamn whiners! If one person encounters a problem, they don't even try to think it through, they whine to the teacher, "Tell Brandon to come and help me!" To which he looks at me and gives me a "Well what are you waiting for?" look.

And for the big chachonga, the school had been calling Time Warner out for over a week. (The internet has been down.) I offered at first to look over the routers, LANs, and WANs but they decided they wanted to waste some poor soul's time for a week. Finally I just got fed up and stormed over to the router. It turns out someone had gotten the Cat5 cables mixed up.

I plan to write in big bold letters on the board tomorrow, "BRANDON IS NOT A PUBLIC RESOURCE." Thought it will probably not work, one can hope.

Ugg, I pray that generations to come will all know how to work computers, instead of just knowing how to download Kazaa and stare at "Double Anal White Hoes" for 2 hours a morning.

[ 10-02-2002: Message edited by: Ryuujin ]

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-02-2002 02:19:31 AM
Look at it this way: In about a decade or so from now you'll be a sex symbol.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-02-2002 02:26:19 AM
Does your school library have any books on computers? Take a quick look tomorrow, and write down the titles and numbers of a few of them.

Then, the next time this happens, just hand them that information. If they complain, remind them (and the teacher, who will overhear this) that this is a school and that they are here to learn. Then, go back to whatever you were doing.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ryuujin
posted 10-02-2002 02:28:05 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Does your school library have any books on computers? Take a quick look tomorrow, and write down the titles and numbers of a few of them.

Then, the next time this happens, just hand them that information. If they complain, remind them (and the teacher, who will overhear this) that this is a school and that they are here to learn. Then, go back to whatever you were doing.


We don't have a library at our school, well, not much of one anyway.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-02-2002 02:33:15 AM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
We don't have a library at our school, well, not much of one anyway.

Quick internet search then, and find some books that can be ordered from Amazon or something. Get that information, and do the same thing.

Or, tell them that assisting them for no payment is a "non value added process" in your education. Tell them that you have been advised to charge $10.50 an hour, for on-site tech support, with a one hour minimum per request.

[ 10-02-2002: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-02-2002 02:45:54 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Palador ChibiDragon:

Or, tell them that assisting them for no payment is a "non value added process" in your education. Tell them that you have been advised to charge $10.50 an hour, for on-site tech support, with a one hour minimum per request.

That would be your best choice.
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StarShadow
Pancake
posted 10-02-2002 05:49:26 AM
I hit the same problem as well, except the other students in the class ask me to help them with assessment tasks, while I'm doing my assessment task.

Wonderful. Isn't It.


quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Ryuujin wrote:
Because you'll CONSTANTLY be taken advantage of and taken away from your own work.

It's just like yesterday morning, I had 2 people want me to remove Foolproof from their computers, 2 to get me to get them sound on their computer, all while I'm trying to finish my Microsoft Access project.

And what a bunch of goddamn whiners! If one person encounters a problem, they don't even try to think it through, they whine to the teacher, "Tell Brandon to come and help me!" To which he looks at me and gives me a "Well what are you waiting for?" look.

And for the big chachonga, the school had been calling Time Warner out for over a week. (The internet has been down.) I offered at first to look over the routers, LANs, and WANs but they decided they wanted to waste some poor soul's time for a week. Finally I just got fed up and stormed over to the router. It turns out someone had gotten the Cat5 cables mixed up.

I plan to write in big bold letters on the board tomorrow, "BRANDON IS NOT A PUBLIC RESOURCE." Thought it will probably not work, one can hope.

Ugg, I pray that generations to come will all know how to work computers, instead of just knowing how to download Kazaa and stare at "Double Anal White Hoes" for 2 hours a morning.


"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi

Kirane
Pancake
posted 10-02-2002 06:37:15 AM
I also deal with the same problem. I finish my assignement three minutes into class and start my dailey sit on the internet at school thing and people bother me about doing their work or helping them fix it.

I don't mind helping someone once, twice or even three times, but after they just stop working on their own it gets very annoying. Espcailly when its stuff that a elementary kid would know.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-02-2002 07:31:01 AM
here's some ideas...

Next time your teacher drops that "what are you waiting for line" politely tell him or her that you are not the instructor in this course, it's not your job to teach them.

Further more, I would agree with the charging a "consultation fee" as you are also there to learn, and not do the work the instructor SHOULD be doing.

and on a final note, and you'll do well to remember this for the future. Never let on that you know more than the next person. People WILL take advantage of it, and WILL try to walk all over you at every opportunity because of it.

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-02-2002 08:10:07 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ryuujin wrote:
Ugg, I pray that generations to come will all know how to work computers, instead of just knowing how to download Kazaa and stare at "Double Anal White Hoes" for 2 hours a morning.

I just think the next generation will do both.

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 10-02-2002 08:40:38 AM
i had that problem in computer science last year.

wasn't a whole lot i could do about it, though, considering i kept getting asked questions when i generally didn't know the answer. they eventually stopped asking, if i remember correctly.

[ 10-02-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

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Pancake
posted 10-02-2002 09:27:39 AM
I'm glad the people in my computer science classes haven't figured out stupid ways to break computers. They do however break their code. Usually by something stupid like misspelling a variable or one of Microsofts dumbfuck programing thing. Did you know that if you round 1, it often comes out to 0?
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 10-02-2002 09:45:51 AM
LOL, people still use foolproof?

That 'security' program is such a pile of junk, Ive seen a novice hack that thing.

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-02-2002 09:56:49 AM
Hey Brandon can you come over here and tell be how to load my AV software...

*yanks the leeeezard's tail and runs off*

Tier
posted 10-02-2002 10:02:20 AM
I feign ignorance and fuck things up further if they ask me. Solves the problem
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-02-2002 10:05:48 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ryuujin wrote:
Because you'll CONSTANTLY be taken advantage of and taken away from your own work.

I have that happen all the time. Except most of the people wanted to know how to add pictures to Word and not download porn.

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Ryuujin
posted 10-02-2002 10:48:17 AM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Duck Tales:
LOL, people still use foolproof?

That 'security' program is such a pile of junk, Ive seen a novice hack that thing.


I used the corruptible .vxd method.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-02-2002 12:50:10 PM
I remember how I kinda played the role of 2nd teacher in my computer science days. I liked it.

Of course, that was only because I had a lot of time to kill. By the time the rest of the class was ready for help I was done with the assignment. And the people I helped actually had a good chance of retaining what I taught them.

Except in Computer Science I, because half the class were people who thought all we did was play computer games (true, but the smart ones did their work first).

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-02-2002 12:52:51 PM
BTW, when I first started attending my high school they used some pathetic thing called Fortres to block permissions and stuff.

All it took was a simple boot from a floppy to surpass the program entirly.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-02-2002 03:14:46 PM
*agrees with kaL* Looks like he came in and said what I was gonna say *baps KaL*
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 10-02-2002 03:29:49 PM
Me, Malkav, and Razor know all about this kinda thing... had to deal with it for the whole school year in my Junior year (year before last). We really should've thought of charging people, we'd be rich...
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posted 10-02-2002 09:54:13 PM
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