So, the question is, what are ways to avoid this other than not drinking? I heard to drink only one kind of liquor or to drink less... Both rather unappealing at a party. 
Your advice?
Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker!
It's a good idea to drink water and plenty of chasers. And also eat bread.
if you want to get drunk real fast, drink on an empty stomach.
But yes, never og drinkking on empty tummy... eat good substantial meall.
Drink plentyy of watter as the parcie says, alcohol dehydratess you. Water.. not soda, soda dehyradeets too.
I always stick too one thing.. hard liquorr.. no beer. I dont care for beer.
KNow your limitss and stop. Mine are when my lips tingle.. then i stop and drink lotsso f water... no hangover..
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Nicole stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
NO better way to avoid a hangover than to sleep through it.
I'm gonna have to make an addendum here: Do this only on your side or stomach.
A good friend of mine died by choking on his own vomit.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Humble Parcelan said:
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear!Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker!
It's a good idea to drink water and plenty of chasers. And also eat bread.
The strange thing about this, is that here in Europe it's the other way around. Here the ditty is something along the lines of "wine after beer gives pleasure" and "beer after wine fucks you up".
I've always had beer before I went into harder liquor and it never gave me any problems.
Strange huh?
Anyway, there's the trick indeed of getting some food in you before you commence boozing. Another good one that, at least, works for me, is to take a couple advils before you hit the booze, and make sure you don't actually start mixing stuff. In the sense of having a beer, then wine, then beer again, then more wine - that will eventually fuck you up good.
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Take two or three of your weeks during summer, and write them off as drunk weeks. Stay drunk all of the time during these weeks, and you will have a higher tolerance than you ever thought possible.
Beleive me, it works. Beware though, it may kill you.
do not, NOT drink a white then brown or vice versa drink
white liqours: tequila, vodka, gin, rum
brown liquors: seagrams 7, bourbon, whiskey
I made this fatal mistake, spent the latter part of the night alternating between a serious attempt at self spleen extraction and sucking face with the faucet on full
the fact that my stepfather, who was also blitzed, stood behind me and gave play by play commentary, helped very little
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So quoth Alek Saege:
What's the deal with drinking. It fucks up your system and creates bad things. I mean look at what happened to Parce's friend. My advice: don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Also, don't date a nympho... trust me, not as fun as it sounds.
Dating a nympho is like a mans dream though, even if it is just for a month or two...
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Alek Saege wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
What's the deal with drinking. It fucks up your system and creates bad things. I mean look at what happened to Parce's friend. My advice: don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Also, don't date a nympho... trust me, not as fun as it sounds.
Yes mother. Anything else you want to nag us about? Sitting up straight, keeping our elbows off the dinner table, or go to church each Sunday?
How about you let adults make adult decisions about their own lives and bodies and they deal with the consequences? If you don't want to do any of those things, that's fine, your life, your choice, no one will think less of you.
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Alek Saege's fortune cookie read:
I am using this thread as another place to whine about my misfortune in love. waaah.
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nem-x thought about the meaning of life:
Cornbread
Ain't nothin' wrong with that!
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear!Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker!
It's a good idea to drink water and plenty of chasers. And also eat bread.
Interesting ...
Bier auf Wein, das las sein.
Wein auf Bier, das rat ich dir.
I take that as a personal attack Sir.
This was a happy thread about getting drunk and how to do it safely. Not about your failed relationships.
Drunken Nympho Ninja Attack!!!!
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The Nae (tm) wrote this stupid crap:
No.. you got all preachy then used a thread that has nothing to do with dating to spread your angst against nymphos.I take that as a personal attack Sir.
This was a happy thread about getting drunk and how to do it safely. Not about your failed relationships.
Drunken Nympho Ninja Attack!!!!
That means ... you ... nuurgh ... are ... a ... a ...
YAY!
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Verily, Alek Saege doth proclaim:
I just don't get it that's all. If you do it, I don't mind. I just want someone to explain to me the joy of drinking alcohol.
You've obviously never been drunk in good company.
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Alek Saege stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
i have with ALL of my friends (5)... but i just don't get it.
Get new friends.
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The Nae (tm) had this to say about dark elf butts:
yeah.. feel sorry for UBT
I'll just feel a combination of envy and pity for certain parts of UBT.
If you don't like it.. don't do it. Who cares? I probably won't be able to enjoy another drop for the rest of my life because of my medical condition. Oh well.
I will remember fondly my good times, and will be generous with advice and share wisdom as to how to not kill yourself enjoying spirits.
Re-read your post, and you will see how you came off sounding like a finger pointing bitter old man. Then you had to throw in your love life too.. like it had anything to do with drinking.. *boggle*
If you dont like booze, don't drink it. If you want to enjoy it, don't drink crappy shit. There is nothing wrong with being a teetotaler.. and you might not like certain types of alcohol.
I personally dislike beer. I like most wines, but some I am allergic to. So I stick to hard liquor and liquers, mixed liked captain morgan's run and coke, or a snifter or brandy or a shot of mescal to sip.
JooJoo...
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Tarquinn had this to say about Captain Planet:
Interesting ...
Bier auf Wein, das las sein.Wein auf Bier, das rat ich dir.
OooOOoooOOHhhHHHh I like it when he talks dirty 
*kisses her Nae Nympho cause she loves her*
Alek.. it all depends on the company you are with. I cant get good and drunk where I am right now because its just not the right type of crowd to just be a buncha funny drunks. *grin* Now when I move to Vegas.. *snicker* Ill be around plenty of great people. Last time I went to Vegas.. I got totally blitzed.. ask Call.. I had a total blast!
And yeah.. you wanna make sure you get some food in your tummy and drink other things in between. The only problem with the morning after in Vegas was that I was just dehydrated.. ie. dry mouth and a slightly heavy head that I shook off 'fore we took a ride to Callalrons. Other than that I was all set good to go. I had so many drinks the night before I cant even remember them all.. *was drinking almost the entire day* Never say no when someone offers to buy me a drink. *grin* And I had friends buying left and right. Was fun!
And I soo drank Allen under the table! cept he sorta stopped.. I just kept going
I have to admit though, I respect ya for making a thread to find out how to do it safely
