Elise from SSX Tricky (as she catches "Big Air"): "Sweeter than Caaaandeeeee!!!"
from duke nukem 3D.
No, Really. Bite me.
"It was you the all along!" ~ Dog Ending SH2
"You never touch the other elves like that."
"Stop that incessant clicking!"
"Ah love t' blow thengs up!"
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Janus had this to say about Knight Rider:
"No cloud, no squall could stop me" Zidane FF IX. I found that to be hialrious.
Yeah, that was great.
It was also great when you pissed the moogle off.
"I'm sharpening my knife, kupo."
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
"A hero in shining armor is aalled.."
"To punish evil forces, i have returned!"
10 points if you can name the game.
50 if you can name the three people the quotes came from. =) (they were all said one right after another, after a particularly powerrangersesque moment)
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aurywoof stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
"Through fire, justice is served""A hero in shining armor is aalled.."
"To punish evil forces, i have returned!"
10 points if you can name the game.
50 if you can name the three people the quotes came from. =) (they were all said one right after another, after a particularly powerrangersesque moment)
The game is Mischief Makers for the N64. The first quote is by Lunar pilot of the Cerebus alpha. The second by Merco pilot of the Phoenix gamma. The third by Tarus pilot of the Sasquatch beta.
Zidane and Vivi's tinkling off the side of Madain Sari. 
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Ford Prefect enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I think some of the best quotes I've heard come from repeatedly clicking units in Warcraft II (I don't own WC3 yet)."You never touch the other elves like that."
"Stop that incessant clicking!"
"Ah love t' blow thengs up!"
Or quotes from StarCraft and Brood War, which are also very funny.
"What is your mental malfunction?"
"Tell me where it hurts..."
"Zephram Cochrane, is that you?"
"Hang on, we're in for some chop."
10 points for each quote you can place with a unit.
Another 20 if you can name the one instance of swearing in the original game, and who says it. (It's censored, but it's still funny.)
PS. Oh yeah, three out of those four quotes are actaully lines from a movie, or include a character from a movie. Another 20 points each if you can name the movie as well. [ 09-28-2002: Message edited by: StarShadow ]
"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi
Humans
"MORTAAAAAAAAR KOMBAT!" - Mortar Team
"Grab your sword and fight the Horde!" - Footman
Undead
"You rang?" "Last night, my top half was on Discovery Channel..." "...and my bottom half was on Animal Planet." "I like chicks who are into bondage." - Crypt Fiend
"I eat dead people." - Ghoul
Orcs
Anything by the Troll Headhunter and Witch Doctor.
"What's that smell? OH, BAD DOG!" - Orc Raider
"Me horned. Me hurt you long time." - Orc Grunt
Night Elves
"I'm awake! I'm awake." - Claw Druid
"I'll lure out the enemy with my HUMAN call...'I'M SO WASTED! I'M SO WASTED!'" "I don't make enough appear on the mini-map...it's all my fault!" - Dryad
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StarShadow had this to say about dark elf butts:
Or quotes from StarCraft and Brood War, which are also very funny."What is your mental malfunction?"
"Tell me where it hurts..."
"Zephram Cochrane, is that you?"
"Hang on, we're in for some chop."
10 points for each quote you can place with a unit.
Another 20 if you can name the one instance of swearing in the original game, and who says it. (It's censored, but it's still funny.)
PS. Oh yeah, three out of those four quotes are actaully lines from a movie, or include a character from a movie. Another 20 points each if you can name the movie as well.
First one is Seige Tank
Second is Medic
I am probably wrong but is the Dragoon or toss flier.
Last one is transport ship. All of the transports ships lines were stolen from Aliens except for a few of the special ones.
And the only instance of swearing is in the begining tutorial when you send your marines into unexplored territory.
Do you wanna wash wang? Or watch wang wash his wang?
That was the funniest game, ever.
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Check out the big brain on StarShadow!
"What is your mental malfunction?"
Another 20 if you can name the one instance of swearing in the original game, and who says it. (It's censored, but it's still funny.)PS. Oh yeah, three out of those four quotes are actaully lines from a movie, or include a character from a movie. Another 20 points each if you can name the movie as well.
I thought it was "What is your major malfuction", but its FMJ. And if you click on marines (or was it SCVs? No, marines), They swear.
Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can not walk.
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From the book of StarShadow, chapter 3, verse 16:
Another 20 if you can name the one instance of swearing in the original game, and who says it. (It's censored, but it's still funny.)
During the intro one of the Pilots says something naughty!
Captain: You boys strapped in nice and tight?
Pilot: Tighter'n your momma's ass.
That drug scene from Max Payne. When he wakes up to a phone ringing and notices he's in a comic book, and passed out. Then wakes up again and notices he's in a video game, and passes out again.
1. "What is your major malfunction?"
Is indeed from Full Metal Jacket by Stanley Kubrick, and is said by the Terran Siege Tank
Thanks to Tegadil for the correction.
2. "Tell me where is hurts..." is from a Terran Medic
3. "Zephram Cochrane, is that you?" from a very confused Protoss Corsair. Cochrane is a character from Star Trek.
4. "Hang on, we're in for some chop."
Terran Dropship, who looks a lot like the piliot from Aliens, not to mention sharing the same lines.
The swearing.... Strangely, no-one brought up the incident I was thinking of, a censored Raynor line in one of the later Protoss or Terran missions, so I will give the benefit of the doubt for those who answered differently.
"It's something even the Masters don't reveal about the hidden nature of the universe... the deepest and darkest of all that the Force lets you see... the universe has a sense of humour." Callista, Children of the Jedi
All from the same game. 
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Tarquinn painfully thought these words up:
"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." -Player Character
As great as the Fallout games were, how could you credit such a quote to a mere game when it comes from a place much higher!
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly > video games
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Cuba:
As great as the Fallout games were, how could you credit such a quote to a mere game when it comes from a place much higher!The Good, the Bad and the Ugly > video games
Well, so what?
WC3, SC and others stole quotes from great movies too.
That's what so funny about it. 
Also, in FF7 the scene where you act out the play. If you do it wrong, it is SOOOOO funny.
"Fate is like a caged gorilla. Mock it, and it will pelt you with droppings." - Warriv, Diablo II
[The Warriv quote from when the sun disappears in Act II and he's convinced everyone's going to die is better, but I can't remember it.]
"In the end, at least he amused us." - Rose, Legend of Dragoon
When Donald is entering Mickey's throne room:
"Good morning, your Majesty! It's good to see you this morn-"
*Mickey's gone.*
"WHAT?!"
*Pluto comes from behind the throne, with a letter with Mickey's seal on it. Donald reads the letter, then runs out of the throne room and into the hall, screaming his head off.*
Later, in Traverse town...
Donald: "What do you know, anyway?"
Goofy: "Hmm... What do I know?"
