Let's meet our combatants!
In the Evercrest corner...
Fizodeth!
Strengths:
- Whatever the hell his sigpic is could possibly scare something to death.
- Two words: Flamethrower Magnetism
Weaknesses:
- GNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
- When he gets within 50 feet of JooJooFlop, cutlery starts randomly levitating.
In the Final Fantasy corner...
Ifrit!
Strengths:
- Commands the devastating, soul-melting fires of hell.
- Old Skool powa gains muchas respectas.
Weaknesses:
- Due to weakness to cold and water, hasn't taken a bath in eons.
Have I desecrated this thing enough? Too bad. Time to
FIGHT!
A small gnome saddling himself with a gigantic flamethrower is seen in the EC corner, fiddling with straps and leaking napalm.
Suddenly, the torches flare brighter, dancing as if in homage, and the ground heaves and twists. A bright red spot grows on the ground, the stone shifting and melting, finally bursting free in a spray of lava and stone. Ifrit, dripping fire and roaring fury, rises from the depths, the fire dancing over his narrowed eyes, his strong, rugged features, his rather skimpy loincloth.
Zephyer: *dreamy sigh*
He raises on a dais of melting stone, narrowing his eyes at the chihuahagnome who finally managed to get his flamethrower on.
Ifrit: What the hell is this?! This is the last time I book out of Squaresoft...
Selphie: TellmeaboutitI'mstilltryingtogrowbreastsafterwhatKingdomHeartsdidtome.
Ifrit: Oh well, let's get this show on th-
Fizodeth: YAAAAAAAAA!
Breaking into a stumbling run, Fizodeth hefts his massive flamethrower and fires off a blazing trail at Ifrit.
Unfortunately, it seems he forgot something.
Ifrit: What the hell? I could karnaj hotter fire than this. In fact...
Ifrit bends over, his loincloth falling away, sending half the members of EC into convusions of horror, and proceeds to shoot out a mixture of fire, lavalike blood, and the charred skeletons of several lesser gnomes.
Zephyer: I can see his bon bons!
Unfortunately for Fizodeth, his bon bons are the last sight he sees as he's burned beyond tolerance and collapses in a pile of melted gnome and earrings.
WINNER: IFRIT!
Afterthoughts from the loser:
Fizodeth: And all this time I thought the whole "giant balls of magma" attacks were just him compensating for something... eesh...
Don't kill the Nicole!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Not bad.
Ifrit is sexx0r
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Zephyer had this to say about Captain Planet:
BONBONS!
Ifrit is sexx0r
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Zephyer: I can see his bon bons!
LOL
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Pirotess:
Murr.
That reminded me of Ralph Wiggum for some reason, lol.
1 is for 1337 spelling skillz! [ 09-24-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]
That was hilarious
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
But great stuff nonetheless! ^^ (5) [ 09-24-2002: Message edited by: Possessed Moogle Plushie! ]
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Possessed Moogle Plushie! stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Agh, my loyalties are dividedBut great stuff nonetheless! ^^ (5)
Bah!
Nicole > All 
She truly has a gift for satire. You really should do something like Erma Bombeck does, Nicole. Her books are quite funny at times.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
I never knew Nicole was an alt for Parcelan! Spiffy!
[ 09-24-2002: Message edited by: MorbId ]
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Great work, Sol. Do more! I'd like to see...I dunno. Kagrama vs Ramuh or something.
OMGGGG!1111 the LIHGTIGN HURTZZZZ!1111
*bows and receives praise*
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Taeldian spewed forth this undeniable truth:
OMGGGG!1111 the LIHGTIGN HURTZZZZ!1111
"lektreecity hrut braen!"
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MorbId wrote this stupid crap:
The praire dog has some competition, I see.
I do?
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MorbId thought about the meaning of life:
The praire dog has some competition, I see.
Someone says that every time someone posts anything funny and involving EC'rs.
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I do?
Yes..from this chunk of cheddar cheeeeeese! <unleashes the awesome power of a platter of cheddar cheeeeeese on Parce!>
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Taeldian had this to say about Cuba:
OMGGGG!1111 the LIHGTIGN HURTZZZZ!1111
ROFLMAO
Nicole is very special [ 09-25-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Parce should write some essays on his brand of satire and the process for making satire, and Bradsky agrees with me.
(Oh, fight was GUT!)
Which there is nothing wrong with. I encourage it.
However, I must point out that these posts clearly violate the rules. As quoted:
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NICOLE FUCKING SUCKS! BOO! BOO! NO POSTS!
So these must be forbidden in the future...
*cough*
Yeah [ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Humble Parcelan ]
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