Please find me a picture of a shaolin monk in their orange, toga-ish workout uniform. You will not be rewarded, ever, EVER
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Gimme Stacy Keibler and the Asian chick from Rush Hour 2 anyday
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
but
This thread is no longer about you.
It is now a battle for dominance!
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Humble Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
No. Find me Kirsten Dunst and Natalie Portman pictures instead.
I support this.
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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nem-x painfully thought these words up:
Why does Rosa have to be so gorgeous?
Because she just is
We are scoring bonus points!
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nem-x spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Why does Rosa have to be so gorgeous?
She heavily reminds me of Melissa Torme.
Wait.
SHE IS MELISSA TORME!!!! HOLY SHIT!
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nem-x had this to say about Tron:
who is this person...I...must know...talking like Kirk...gah!
Well, it might be healthy.
Tell me, Parce. If you found Natalie Portman drunk, and asleep on your bed, would you:
A. Take Pix
B. Cover her up nicely, then sleep on the couch
C. Sleep next to her with your clothes on, so she thinks yer a nice guy and eventually marries you
D. Take pix... for later. Wink wink, Nudge Nudge.
E. Some combination of the above
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
But..bad bad Parce.
You should be ashamed. 
snickers again before wandering off
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
I would F. Call you and sing, "Guess who's with a woman that isn't related to him!" Then I'd laugh as you cried.
Firstly, that was a bad joke.
Secondly, is there some reason you continually belittle me in saying that I don't have a girlfriend?
Well, I apologize for staying at home. I apologize for my overweight mother requiring my presence almost 24/7. I apologize that this means I don't have much of a social life.
So really. Lay off. It isnt funny.
Simple, no?
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
No wan' joke? Don't talk to me in the future. If you don't want to tolerate my personality, I'm not going to tolerate yours.Simple, no?
You are a funny guy, Parce. But some jokes cut too deep.
I made a hypothetical dream situation for you, and asked you how you would act, with promising to be funny results. You retorted with a personal attack.
Why? I'd consider it rather uncalled for.
Jokes are all well and good. And I can take them with the best of them. But not when they're personal attacks disguised as jokes.
As it stands, it was a joke. Whether you choose to accept it as such or not, that won't change what it was.
You're a good guy, but I don't consider you enough of a friend to pay that much attention to my jokes for your sake alone.
Don't want it to happen, don't bring something up like it.
Have some popcorn instead!
*offers Delphi some popcorn*
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Trying to reason with someone that always has their blinders on is a lost cause, Delphi.Have some popcorn instead!
*offers Delphi some popcorn*
Wow...irony?
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Tron:
Trying to reason with someone that always has their blinders on is a lost cause, Delphi.Have some popcorn instead!
*offers Delphi some popcorn*
Well, as long as it isnt that "sweet" popcorn. A handful of that stuff is great, but an entire bag.. .. Oi.
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This one time, at Humble Parcelan camp:
Wow...irony?
Wow...Lay off?
I'm honestly sick of you two fighting. I'm sick of me and Parce exchanging words. But anyway.
But alright, Delphi. In the future, so long as you don't do anything you usually do to piss me off...you know...that thing you do...I won't crack any jokes about the whole deal.
Deal? 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Humble Parcelan wrote:
She started itBut alright, Delphi. In the future, so long as you don't do anything you usually do to piss me off...you know...that thing you do...I won't crack any jokes about the whole deal.
Deal?
I think.. I'll just try and avoid any serious-ish posts by you. 
See, you gotta receive and deliver 'em
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Wow...irony?
OMGZ! Ad hominem! OMGZ OMGZ!
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Hell, that didn't even make sense.
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Nicole had this to say about dark elf butts:
In response to the original request,
See, it's a workout uniform.
He's missing the bright pink leg warmers and headband
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
However, if the three of you keep up the veiled (and not so veiled) comments up, I will. Since it's still a bit low-key, I'll let the thread stand.
This is a warning. Calm down and have fun!
The one who does gets a free boxing kangaroo!
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LOG had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'm not going to lock the thread just yet. I am enjoying the pictures.
Enjoying the pictures! Eh? Eh?
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