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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 09-23-2002 03:02:40 PM
Can you guys list some for me?

I need some funny EQ or "real" names to give my friend.

Some examples....

Ted E. Bear, Sandy Claws, Cam Raman

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-23-2002 03:04:17 PM
Walla Walla
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 03:07:42 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Walla Walla

Bing bang?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 09-23-2002 03:11:11 PM
Kaplowee Kablamo
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-23-2002 03:12:04 PM
Lusty McBusty
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 09-23-2002 03:17:28 PM
Corpsedagain
Givemephatlewt
Givemeplat
Trainpuller
Zonecamper
Uberwhiner
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The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 03:22:38 PM
Knowsow Foryous
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 03:54:30 PM
Can't go wrong with Beefstew Chunkystyle

there's someone in my guild named Forsetti Healsya

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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 09-23-2002 04:00:28 PM
Ipitydafoo!
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 09-23-2002 04:14:18 PM
ihatethisgame (he was like lv.10, he said he had hat name so peopel would feel sorry for him and give him stuff, i gave him 1 copper and called him a fucken idiot)


abelincoln (saw liek 10 of his corpses in a pile in bb once)


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 09-23-2002 05:00:41 PM
My friend had a Druid on his second account to port him around named "Ugetsow Whenubuytp".

=\

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 05:14:10 PM
Wuut Trainjoofoos
Amor vincit omnia.
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-23-2002 05:21:13 PM
Necofiliac Corpsehumper
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Oh shi...
what
posted 09-23-2002 05:23:50 PM
quote:
Judas Iscariot had this to say about Cuba:
Wuut Trainjoofoos

That name is stupid

Caveat Emptor is much better

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-23-2002 05:28:11 PM
Randy Bush
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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UBT
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 05:35:48 PM
My friend had a druid named Nota Fraidtodie, and on another server he made a druid named Nota Damntaxi
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 09-23-2002 05:47:10 PM
Shiny McShine
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Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 09-23-2002 05:56:02 PM
:::: trudging through the slow server:::::

My mom has a friend from school days.

Her name is .... Clarabell Moosebumper

I quite like the names that are more creative rather than the same 'ol Imadruidandyournot stuff.

But if you don't think it is worn out enough then go for it. *shrugs*

Genericgirl Sunnyday
Tralina Cubkicker
Whichaway Veegoes (her sisters name is Thataway, and her brothers was Thisaway but the Server GM made him change it.. so now it is DirtyToes Veegoes.)

Even Piggyforaplat would be okay... Piggy = female pig= Sow.

Just some ideas. Let us know what you decide on.


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Steven Steve
posted 09-23-2002 06:08:42 PM
Supaa Saiyajin

oh dear

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-23-2002 06:13:53 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Supaa Saiyajin

oh dear

I think Red Mage wants a name that wouldn't force his character to live like a pariah.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Steven Steve
posted 09-23-2002 06:17:36 PM
No, his friend
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-23-2002 06:18:34 PM
I had a Lvl 23 bard named
'Guitarist Buckethead'

Human naturally

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Skaw
posted 09-23-2002 06:23:22 PM
My rogue, as soon as it hits 20 - Droppinthe Mobsleftnright
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Tier
posted 09-23-2002 06:47:24 PM
Holysmokes Batman, forever
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Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 09-23-2002 08:04:56 PM
RL names:
Chlamydia,
Shi'Th'Ead,
Orangjello,
Lemonjello,
EQ: awawawa thesped,
Fistandantylys Nahasapimapitlan,
Chewwy Chaluupa,
jhoomomma ezaho.
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 09-23-2002 09:05:32 PM
A friend of ours is rather unfortunately called 'Ben Badcock'...

There's also someone at school who we all call 'Sassie' because his name is something like three lines long.. Those crazy indjuns

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-23-2002 11:27:47 PM
Airport Telephone.

Oh ho. Funny EQ names. Not enough and too many at the same time.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 11:29:02 PM
I hate a friend named Tseuq Reve.

Everquest backwards.

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Cebreu
Pancake
posted 09-23-2002 11:40:48 PM
i had an erudite SK friend named Cownt Blackula...
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-24-2002 01:40:56 PM
Dandi Lionwine
Twoseeme Lookdown (gnome)

In real life, I've heard of a Crystal Chanda Leer.

I also know a Bruce Wane. His half brother is named Jhonny Cash. I kid you not.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 09-24-2002 01:42:08 PM
Ouchless Bandaid, the dwarven cleric.
I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 09-24-2002 01:44:44 PM
Djdonkeypuncher.

Seriously. I've seen this name before.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Ninok
31337 UBB hax0r
posted 09-24-2002 01:48:23 PM
Saw a famous druid on Tunare named

Fuggin Chicks

Old Skool Has returned from the Dead
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-24-2002 01:49:11 PM
I once saw an ogre SK named Stanly Manly.

He was a cool guy, too.

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Az Ma Taz
Pancake
posted 09-24-2002 01:51:53 PM
Er, how about Traindja Isdapuller? (Friend on a different server. =P) Er, off-thread, I'm Az, new guy. O_o Say summit, I dare ya...
O_o
Buzz.
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 09-24-2002 02:42:52 PM
Had a DE rogue named Jackol Antern.
http://www.bloodfin.net
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Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 09-24-2002 03:23:28 PM
Forgot a few RL ones:
Bumhe
Harddick
Ratnaker
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