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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-21-2002 02:39:41 AM
And a girl is passed out in my bed. Not my girl friend. She has been hitting on me all night, i've made it blatently clear that i'm not intrested, on account of i'm taken. I went upstairs to participate in a case race, and when i came back down, she's passed out in my bed. What to do... what to do...
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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nem-x
posted 09-21-2002 02:43:09 AM
What would Mr. Wick do!
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-21-2002 02:48:43 AM
Find something to use to decorate her face (someone else's makeup, amusing foodstuffs from the fridge, etc), decorate, and take amusing pictures to share with friends via the internet.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-21-2002 03:05:51 AM
Find equally drunk not-taken friend, and put him in bed with the chick.

Win/Win situation, for all involved.

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Gork
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 03:09:18 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Find equally drunk not-taken friend, and put him in bed with the chick.

Win/Win situation, for all involved.

ACES!

Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 03:46:43 AM
Climb in bed with her, sleep.
As long as ONE of you is dressed, its all innocent.
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Norann
Loves Pokemon
posted 09-21-2002 04:16:33 AM
Get another friend to help you carry her to another room. Place her on another bed. make sure she sleeps on her side. Place towels around her head(on the bed incase of vomit). Have someone check on her every now and then. You come out squeaky clean and might even get some bonus points for being caring.
If Hitler had sent the French to the death camps would anyone have cared?
Bonjour, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-21-2002 04:39:06 AM
quote:
Norann probably says this to all the girls:
Get another friend to help you carry her to another room. Place her on another bed. make sure she sleeps on her side. Place towels around her head(on the bed incase of vomit). Have someone check on her every now and then. You come out squeaky clean and might even get some bonus points for being caring.

Being so drunk you pass out, and being drunk so you get to sleep real reall easy are two quite different things.

Pictures first, then do the caring thing.

If shes hot, get her nekkid and post some here, j/k(unless someone wants to second this )

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-21-2002 06:49:37 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about (_|_):
Find equally drunk not-taken friend, and put him in bed with the chick.

Win/Win situation, for all involved.

Sounds like a good plan.

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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 06:53:16 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Matthew Broderick:

If shes hot, get her nekkid and post some here, j/k(unless someone wants to second this )

Not funny.
Not even close to funny.

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 09-21-2002 10:40:17 AM
I guess Elvish Crack Piper is into the whole date rape thing.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-21-2002 11:05:55 AM
quote:
How.... Tal!@.... uughhhhhh:
Climb in bed with her, sleep.
As long as ONE of you is dressed, its all innocent.

yeah, right. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-21-2002 11:12:34 AM
Cover her hands in fake blood, and put a fake blood soaked kitchen knife on the bed with her

Lets see her figure THAT out when she wakes up

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-21-2002 11:28:14 AM
Case race?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-21-2002 11:37:49 AM
Antique her in the morning?
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-21-2002 11:41:37 AM
quote:
How.... Mr. Leckie.... uughhhhhh:
Antique her in the morning?
Antique her?


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-21-2002 11:41:45 AM
quote:
Tarquinn was naked while typing this:
Case race?

you devide into two teams, each team gets a 12 pack of booze. The first team to finish their 12 pack wins. We did 3 on 3 last night, i drank 5 beers in about 6 minutes. thank god i'm half irish, half german, lol.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-21-2002 11:52:31 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Black Mage stammered:
Antique her?

Antiquing

You need:

1 sleeping victim, blisfully unaware of what's about to happen.
1 handful of flour.

Method

1. Walk up to said unsuspecting victim, flour in hand.

2. Hurl it at the face of the sleeping victim.

3. Runaway laughing!

[ 09-21-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Leckie ]

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-21-2002 12:22:24 PM
quote:
Blindy said this about your mom:
you devide into two teams, each team gets a 12 pack of booze. The first team to finish their 12 pack wins. We did 3 on 3 last night, i drank 5 beers in about 6 minutes. thank god i'm half irish, half german, lol.

K, thanks.
We have similiar games.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-21-2002 12:57:56 PM
  • Tie her to the bed.
  • Pick up a knife.
  • Carefully peel her flesh away.
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    Black
    The Outlaw Torn
    posted 09-21-2002 01:01:06 PM
    quote:
    Mr Mort had this to say about Optimus Prime:
  • Tie her to the bed.
  • Pick up a knife.
  • Carefully peel her flesh away.
    • Ahh, another fine tip from Hannibal's School of Biology?


    Time was never on my side.
    So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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    Synjari
    Warrior Princess
    Cookie Seraphim!
    posted 09-21-2002 02:11:01 PM
    quote:
    Tal!@ had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
    Not funny.
    Not even close to funny.

    /agree

    *shakes her head and walks off*

    "Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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    King Parcelan
    Chicken of the Sea
    posted 09-21-2002 02:12:06 PM
    Take a random soft item (cats work best).

    Make it wet.

    Put it in her arms.

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