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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-20-2002 11:20:12 PM
What.. is the most unusual thing you've used to clean out the crud from beneath your fingernails?

come on, out with it. Let's hear it

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 09-20-2002 11:23:11 PM
My other fingernail
*lurk*
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-20-2002 11:28:19 PM
A shatter peice of an AOL CD.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-20-2002 11:29:26 PM
A fingernail I bit off for that very specific purpose.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-20-2002 11:32:16 PM
A knife.
A screwdriver.
A mousepad.
A peice of glass.. Then I was trying to get blood out of my fingernail.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-20-2002 11:32:48 PM
I've used a chewed up straw, nails, screws, and just anything else I find around with a point on it.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-20-2002 11:33:25 PM
Don't use Sharpy Pen markers...some girl thought I was trying to be gothic afterwords.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 11:38:07 PM
Same goes for those rollerball pens.

Magic card covers, I suppose. They're thin and have good corners.

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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-20-2002 11:42:19 PM
A manicurist.

(smirks)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-20-2002 11:44:16 PM
Yes, I imagine a manicurist would be .. UNUSUAL.. to clean nails.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 09-20-2002 11:45:13 PM
I once used my brothers comb. It was funny.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-20-2002 11:47:40 PM
Toothbrush, nails, knives, crochet hooks, exacto knife, sugar wrappers...etc etc.

Sometimes I use a fingernail file...sometimes.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-20-2002 11:49:02 PM
box cutter, can opener, pen cap, piece of paper folded into a point..
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-20-2002 11:50:37 PM
The double lock end of a handcuff key. A 5.56mm round from my M-16. Air Force Security Police learn to be inventive.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 09-21-2002 12:19:45 AM
i bite my nails too much for crud to acumulate under my nails

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 12:24:54 AM
See, if you bite your nails, you dont have to clean under them..
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Ryuujin
posted 09-21-2002 12:31:19 AM
a compass (that pointy thing is sharp!)
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 09-21-2002 12:42:59 AM
Katana.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-21-2002 12:45:34 AM
My friend's hand.

"Hey, mind if I borrow you for a second?"
*drunk* "Zuh?"
*grabs hand, uses friend's nails to clean out her own fingernails*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-21-2002 12:48:32 AM
Staples, thorns, pins, clipped fingernails.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 09-21-2002 12:51:51 AM
a table.
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Razor
posted 09-21-2002 12:57:00 AM
quote:
Janus had this to say about Tron:
Katana.

You to eh.

also used a Taichi sword

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Steven Steve
posted 09-21-2002 01:06:01 AM
A dog
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Norann
Loves Pokemon
posted 09-21-2002 04:02:35 AM
Lighter, inside of a copier, pull tab on a can of soda.
If Hitler had sent the French to the death camps would anyone have cared?
Bonjour, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-21-2002 06:36:09 AM
I use my teeth(still attactched) and pencils/pens
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-21-2002 07:53:43 AM
The edge of a piece of notebook paper, hair clippies, pencils/pens....

weee

[ 09-21-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

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Suddar
posted 09-21-2002 11:17:53 AM
a bent up staple/paperclip. either works.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-21-2002 11:59:37 AM
Metal tip of a mechanical pencil with the graphite pushed in.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Peter
Pancake
posted 09-21-2002 12:34:49 PM
My Pocket Knife, However I do this almost without thinking. Gets od results when your in middle of class and you pull out knife.

I haqve used Screwdrivers, Driver License, mouse pad, Shot gun shells, Box cutters, Till sheets, Toothpicks, combs, keys, Money, battery covers, Book covers, pens, pencils, X-Acto Knives, Stitcks, My Glasses, Credit cards,
Could co one for ever.

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