If you were an action figure, what would be your selling point? You know, on the box, where it says things like "WITH KUNG FU GRIP ACTION!" or shit like that.

Fal

Maybe a second version that "breathes fire", by launching a translucent plastic "fireball" from a spring launcher in the mouth.

Yes, just wind her up and place her on a flat surface, and she'll walk around and blather incessantly at any living thing within range!

And it has a little plastic thing sticking out of the pockets that launch little rockets

or both, combined!!!

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Ferrel had this to say about Cuba:
"With realistic, cuddly gnoll laziness"

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Damned lazy gnoll clerics... they get their phat lewts and then just lie about and randomly CH people.

For Lashy
"Stalkers not included"

Hmm.. vampire dark elf action figures. Why do I think these would be marketed to a more mature audience?

(Get yer minds outta the gutter... I was thinking adult as in like.. the Spawn toys and stuff. Yeesh)

Or something like that? I dunno,.. either that or:

* Now comes with male harem. (inside joke between KaL, I, and a few of our friends)

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Xyrra had this to say about pies:
Hmm.. vampire dark elf action figures. Why do I think these would be marketed to a more mature audience?

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Muhahahahahaaaa!

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Xyrra had this to say about pies:
(Get yer minds outta the gutter... I was thinking adult as in like.. the Spawn toys and stuff. Yeesh)

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awwww.

And if you sat my action figure in front of it, he'd never leave.

Unless you bought the laptop accessory, in which case you could only get one off the other to switch the two.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this stupid crap:
"Jania-fleeing running action!"

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"Built-in speaker plays Benny Hill music when button on neck is pressed!"

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JooJooFlop had this to say about the Spice Girls:
"Built-in speaker plays Benny Hill music when button on neck is pressed!"

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ROFLMAO!