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Topic: real life kicks ass
Burger
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posted 09-17-2002 01:47:55 AM
Well, i met a great girl last week, and we've been talking over the phone a lit, and spending some time together, and she's really, really great. We're just clicking really well.

Thing is, since we're so great together, i don't want to screw everything up, and i'm really nervous and always holding back with her physically. We're much farther emothonally than I ever could have dreamed,

Well, nevermind, i've sorted out all this in my head while typing it out, i'll be chatting with her tomorrow during wotk, and i'll be fine. Thjank you EC for listening and acting like a sounding board.

Jake is happy, jake is fine, thank you all, and goodnight.

I love snuggles and goodnight kisses.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-17-2002 10:20:02 AM
you better try something physically before she moves you from love intrest to good friend catagory.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Suddar
posted 09-17-2002 10:21:31 AM
real life would be cooler than yesterday if my shoulder weren't all cramped. *angst*

oh well. to real life, or something! or something.

Suddar
posted 09-17-2002 10:23:09 AM
also, as a general rule of thumb, if you want her she probably wants you and shares your fears.

so get to the monkey loving already.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 09-17-2002 10:27:03 AM
quote:
Blind Swordsman wrote this stupid crap:
you better try something physically before she moves you from love intrest to good friend catagory.

Can't argue with that. Make your intentions clear early on, or you'll get demoted to 'that guy' who she calls when she's having boyfriend problems.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-17-2002 10:50:56 AM
Real life?
Len the Studious
Pancake
posted 09-17-2002 10:58:29 AM
quote:
How.... hard technology rock.... uughhhhhh:
also, as a general rule of thumb, if you want her she probably wants you and shares your fears.

so get to the monkey loving already.


This rule doesn't apply to me for some reason. Why?

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-17-2002 10:59:43 AM
quote:
Len the Studious's account was hax0red to write:
This rule doesn't apply to me for some reason. Why?
Do you really want us to answer that?
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Pancake
posted 09-17-2002 11:05:09 AM
quote:
Ford Prefect got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
[QUOTE]Len the Studious's account was hax0red to write:
[qb]This rule doesn't apply to me for some reason. Why?

Do you really want us to answer that?[/QB][/QUOTE]

I've already answered it, but, sure. :P

Suddar
posted 09-17-2002 11:06:39 AM
there's a prerequisite of being in a relationship.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-17-2002 11:12:08 AM
quote:
This one time, at Mr Mort camp:
Real life?

This may help ...

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-17-2002 11:47:01 AM
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 09-17-2002 04:05:17 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr Mort:
Real life?

Don't worry... s'just a myth.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
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Archon
Pancake
posted 09-17-2002 04:24:06 PM
quote:
Mr Mort had this to say about dark elf butts:
Real life?

Don't worry, they're all crazy. There is no such thing.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 09-18-2002 01:39:25 AM
monkey loving will wait, but i have no fear of becoming "that guy" anytime soon, we're getting closer emotionally every day, and also physically. Me like touching. But i am ticklish, and she's not, and that's ot fair. I can defend myself from those tickling little hands of hers, but alas, i have no way to retaliate...

Oh well, that's really not so bad, is it?

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-18-2002 01:49:12 AM
Touching is not akin to the Code of Hammurabi.

If she tickles, you must grope!

If she gropes, you must...grope more!

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-18-2002 01:55:15 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Humble Parcelan wrote:
Touching is not akin to the Code of Hammurabi.

If she tickles, you must grope!

If she gropes, you must...grope more!


For once I agree with the prairie dog.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 09-18-2002 01:56:11 AM
quote:
Big_Mac had this to say about Robocop:
monkey loving will wait, but i have no fear of becoming "that guy" anytime soon, we're getting closer emotionally every day, and also physically. Me like touching. But i am ticklish, and she's not, and that's ot fair. I can defend myself from those tickling little hands of hers, but alas, i have no way to retaliate...

Oh well, that's really not so bad, is it?


Right above the knee on the inner and outer sides of the leg are two pressure points that stimulatre a near-unresistable tickling sensation. Doesn't always work, but you get to touch her leg anyways.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-18-2002 01:57:30 AM
Is that the young lass that said you were good looking and asked for your number a few days ago?
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Burger
BANNED!
posted 09-18-2002 01:58:25 AM
quote:
So quoth Ferret:
Right above the knee on the inner and outer sides of the leg are two pressure points that stimulatre a near-unresistable tickling sensation. Doesn't always work, but you get to touch her leg anyways.

tried that as retalitation, and i could not find them... Oh well, i still get to restrain her whenever she gets too fiesty, and she has to pay the toll to be released.

Anyway, i think it's bedtime.
g'night

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-18-2002 01:59:05 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Ferret:
Right above the knee on the inner and outer sides of the leg are two pressure points that stimulatre a near-unresistable tickling sensation. Doesn't always work, but you get to touch her leg anyways.

You're right about one thing. They don't always work. Granted you're in jujitsu, so that probably helps.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Burger
BANNED!
posted 09-18-2002 02:00:00 AM
quote:
From the book of Alek Saege, chapter 3, verse 16:
Is that the young lass that said you were good looking and asked for your number a few days ago?

yes, it is...

and since then, i've had an air of confidence about myself, and i've been approached by a couple other women, but while YES, i'd love to jump down theri pants, i'd rather be with who i'm currently with, it's so much fun to just talk.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-18-2002 02:03:38 AM
quote:
Big_Mac wrote this stupid crap:
yes, it is...

and since then, i've had an air of confidence about myself, and i've been approached by a couple other women, but while YES, i'd love to jump down theri pants, i'd rather be with who i'm currently with, it's so much fun to just talk.


It sucks how when you have a girl you get all of these other offers.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-18-2002 04:14:56 AM
The best thing you can do is just be honest about it. She could be just as nervous about things as you are. So be honest, and it'll go from there.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Norann
Loves Pokemon
posted 09-18-2002 05:46:07 AM
First rule of dating:

Dont be me.

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