THEN, I had buffalo wings (not their hottest, I'm sorry to say) and pizza for dinner!
LATER, I will be going to enjoy my youth in a strip club!
FINALLY, party!
When I return, I will expect the following responses:
"I wish I could go." (Sad men and laid-back men alike)
"Woohoo!" (mostly women)
"You're demeaning all women!" or "Pah! Enjoy yourself, I can respect a female for something OTHER than her body!" (brown-nosing males here who desperately want to get in some females' here pants.)
"Did you save me some wings?" (Gydyon)
"Give me lasagna."
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Just for shits and giggles.
Left my homie's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to do since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my jimmy runs deep, so deep
So deep put her butt to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Parcelan the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her butt off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter lookin for the murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Parcelen's a pimp"
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I gotta say it was a good day
I am so bored
... what? I just wanted to be accepted. 
I wish I could go...
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Cuba:
Pah! You're demeaning all women! Enjoy yourself, I can respect a female for something OTHER than her body!
So who are you hitting on? 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
But let's be honest here. Unless the strippers start reciting Shakespere, you take whatever "respectable" traits you can get!
Enjoy your youth, afterall, you'll only have your immaturity later in life.
No, Really. Bite me.
quote:What's the point of having awesome beauty if you don't use it?
The Nae (tm) probably says this to all the girls:
next party Parce.. you pay me... sick of you taking advantage of my "amateur" stripper status.
Attempt-to-be-nice post of the day: Done. ;P
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Knight Rider:
Just remember, the phone number she gave you is probably fake.
Just because three of them gave you 9-1-1 doesn't mean they're roommates.
quote:
We were all impressed when D wrote:
Just because three of them gave you 9-1-1 doesn't mean they're roommates.
Sure it does! Just ask for "OH MY GOD PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!"
They'll hook you right up.
There's nothing more embarassing than not having the money on-hand to pay for your lapdance
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Or for the tissues.
If you need tissues after a lapdance, you need to obey the RQG .. or grow up to be a real man
ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl
Woe is me
quote:
The Nae (tm) stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I already gave her a pregnat pony
^_^
