I knew that you all couldn't live without this retarded tidbit of information.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
so are we going to have penis farms? [ 09-13-2002: Message edited by: hard technology rock ]
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The penis is more complex than any of the organs we have engineered so far
I really don't know what to say.
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Soldar had this to say about Optimus Primes Penis:
I really don't know what to say.
I am laughing about the idea of replacing rabits penises with other penises that functioned the same way.
Tee Hee
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Check out the big brain on Soldar!
I really don't know what to say.
In response to that comment, you could say "Take THAT, Vagina!"
That can be taken in a plethora of ways, too! It's perfect!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
They've engineered a vagina?
The world isnt that lucky.
Women can already buy fake penises, and now real ones? Eww [ 09-13-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
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There was much rejoicing when Elvish Crack Piper said this:
Women can already buy fake penises
Scary what the next step will be...
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Vorago had this to say about Pirotess:
[QUOTE]There was much rejoicing when Elvish Crack Piper said this:Scary what the next step will be...
Blow up dolls with old, discarded furby parts used to make them move and talk?
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Synjari thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Im actually happy to hear this news. Medically, this is a huge breakthrough in terms of assisting those who may have problems reproducing due to genetic problems with their own genitalia. Anyhoo.. *grin* Thats just my thoughts. =)
No, this is a way so Bill Gates can get a 16 inch schlong.
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Taran said this about your mom:
Great... now feminists don't have any need for men at all anymore!
Did the ever?
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Taran had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Great... now feminists don't have any need for men at all anymore!
They haven't genetically engineered sperm yet, have they?
...Have they?
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Elvish Crack Piper thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Did they ever?
You're the weird-ass accessory that came with the penis.
"BEHOLD! LOOK WHAT I HAVE CREATED!"
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Nicole's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You're the weird-ass accessory that came with the penis.
Point Taken, but you do realize they havent created a human penis, but that of a rabit. Which I am sure you understand is much too small, even if size isnt an issue with you
[ 09-13-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]
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Elvish Crack Piper's account was hax0red to write:
Actually, it seems like you could attach a penis to anywhere on your body, but multiple erections might cause you to pass out
This can lead to some hilarious situations in the future.
"I'm sorry to see such terrible damage to your face after that car accident, but I think I can help you. While I'm afraid we're fresh out of noses we still have plenty of penises left. I'll fix you up for half the price. If anything it would make a great conversation piece. And you wouldn't need to bother carrying two different handkerchifs anymore."
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•dnomagdileD• said this about your mom:
I can just see the scientist hold the penis up high and shout,"BEHOLD! LOOK WHAT I HAVE CREATED!"
Penis 2.0?
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Azakias attempted to be funny by writing:
Penis 2.0?
PenisXP!
The word wang has not come up in this thread yet.
Wangs, taken to the next level.
Shit. Bro's laptop, bro's account.
Bling bling. Guess who. [ 09-14-2002: Message edited by: Eomer ]
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Taran wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Great... now feminists don't have any need for men at all anymore!
Wrong...
They still need us to blame the problems of the world and of their bodies on and to generally just bitch at. [ 09-14-2002: Message edited by: Pesco ]
And you cant just put a penis anywhere. In fact, the penis is one helluva marvel of plumbing. I mean, blood flowing into a fleshy sponge and not flowing out should make the bloody thing explode after a bit, right?
Heh, go look it up sometime. I swear, I have learned more from TLC and the discovery channel then school, parents, and the rest of life combined. 
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Heh, go look it up sometime. I swear, I have learned more from TLC and the discovery channel then school, parents, and the rest of life combined.
I cant say it... I just cant say it.
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Pesco thought about the meaning of life:
I cant say it... I just cant say it.
Go ahead, you know you want to insult me.
Cmon! Everyone's doing it...
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Delphi Aegis's fortune cookie read:
Go ahead, you know you want to insult me.Cmon! Everyone's doing it...
Not really out to insult.. just the first thing that popped into my head after you said that I almost posted 
I'm sure you can figure it out lol.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Pesco said:
Not really out to insult.. just the first thing that popped into my head after you said that I almost postedI'm sure you can figure it out lol.
Hey, this is me we're talking about. I cant intuit anything.
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Check out the big brain on Pesco!
I cant say it... I just cant say it.
Say what?
